*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Josef Svejk]

26 minutes ago, Tj hooker said:

Is Gomes back to being world class yet ? 

I was going to describe him as a bipolar player. But it would be more accurate to describe Everton fans as bipolar. Or manic depressive, if you prefer...

[Tony Moanero]

1 hour ago, Elite said:

Umbro is so apt for Everton. Everything about it is shit.

Nah, our Umbro kits were brilliant.

 

 

 

[El Dangerous]

2 hours ago, Josef Svejk said:

I was going to describe him as a bipolar player. But it would be more accurate to describe Everton fans as bipolar. Or manic depressive, if you prefer...

More like Manc Obsessive.

[Elite]

1 hour ago, Tony Moanero said:

Nah, our Umbro kits were brilliant.

 

 

 

We made that shit look good. It's found its level at Everton.

[Tony Moanero]

8 minutes ago, El Dangerous said:

More like Manc Obsessive.

 

[sir roger]

5 hours ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Literally every time they're on Sky, the pitch side mics pick up some mouthy scally gobshite shouting obscenities. 

Whenever the camera zooms in on the Kemlyn in our games somebody in picture is laughing and having a joke with their neighbour , whenever the camera zooms in on the Bullens somebody with veins popping out of their forehead is screaming at an opposition player or making wanker / two finger signals . It's hard to credit that they are based in the same city as us.

[Leyton388]

5 hours ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Literally every time they're on Sky, the pitch side mics pick up some mouthy scally gobshite shouting obscenities. 

Heard that as clear as day on Sky today. Horrible bunch.

[dockers_strike]

Ah, I see they think they are the real deal after today's result, again. Dont worry, it's just another false dawn until it all goes wrong again. Then they can get back to blaming Liverpool, also, again.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

7 hours ago, Pistonbroke said:

If I was a billionaire I'd buy Everton and have a red away kit and bring Roy Hodgson in on a 10 year contract and give him fuck all to spend each window. As far as the Stadium goes, I'd give them a 2 grand gift voucher for B&Q. 

That'd be £2,000 more than Moshiri has put in.

[Harry Squatter]

2 hours ago, sir roger said:

Whenever the camera zooms in on the Kemlyn in our games somebody in picture is laughing and having a joke with their neighbour , whenever the camera zooms in on the Bullens somebody with veins popping out of their forehead is screaming at an opposition player or making wanker / two finger signals . It's hard to credit that they are based in the same city as us.

Yeah but all der redshite fans are Norwegian and Irish...

[Harry Squatter]

1 hour ago, dockers_strike said:

Ah, I see they think they are the real deal after today's result, again. Dont worry, it's just another false dawn until it all goes wrong again. Then they can get back to blaming Liverpool, also, again.

They do love getting ahead of themselves don't they. My Facebook timeline has them all saying how great they are and what a great comeback it was. Rather than shit defending.

 

The 4 or 5 blues I work with will all be huddled together like a bunch of tramps under a flyover talking about the game tomorrow pretending to give in depth analysis on the game. 

[Chocoholic]

Ah, the state of delirious delusion on a Monday morning!

[Guest Pistonbroke]

11 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

They do love getting ahead of themselves don't they. My Facebook timeline has them all saying how great they are and what a great comeback it was. Rather than shit defending.

 

The 4 or 5 blues I work with will all be huddled together like a bunch of tramps under a flyover talking about the game tomorrow pretending to give in depth analysis on the game. 

 

They think Delph is the real deal now, they are in for a rude awakening once he doesn't have to fight for a starting spot or indeed revert back to type. 

They now have a 14 day break off the back of that performance, they'll be blathering on about all sorts of shit. Then after all the hope they'll probably get tonked at Bournemouth. 

[coachpotato]

International breaks are designed by FIFA to give clubs like us a break to get all our players fit and rested, but also designed to stop the likes of the Ev building up a head of steam and some decent form.

Conspiracy dontcha know!

[deiseach]

1 hour ago, coachpotato said:

International breaks are designed by FIFA to give clubs like us a break to get all our players fit and rested, but also designed to stop the likes of the Ev building up a head of steam and some decent form.

Conspiracy dontcha know!

Ifithadinabinfersanmarino

[Total Longo]

They're all calling Souness racist over on twitter because he's queried why Juventus let kean go, and with little evidence he's mildly suggested that he may have an attitude problem. 

 

So they're pulling him for saying something with little evidence to back it up, yet accusing him of something else that there's little or no evidence of. You couldn't make it up.  

[TheHowieLama]

I thought Kean was shite yesterday 

[Bjornebye]

9 minutes ago, Total Longo said:

They're all calling Souness racist over on twitter because he's queried why Juventus let kean go, and with little evidence he's mildly suggested that he may have an attitude problem. 

 

So they're pulling him for saying something with little evidence to back it up, yet accusing him of something else that there's little or no evidence of. You couldn't make it up.  

Fucking lunatics 

[Bjornebye]

Wow

 

COYBL25

Official GOT Joey Speak Interpreter.

 

"The definition of racism in English law is - " if another person deems the words / behaviour of another to be racist " ( or words to that effect )

Souness (imo ), is sailing very close to this .

He knew exactly where he was going with this, everyone else knew exactly where he was going with this.

However to make it stick against him would be nigh impossible.

He was cowardly rat on the pitch ( albeit a magnificent player ) and he`s proving that he`s a cowardly rat off it too."

 

[Total Longo]

3 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Fucking lunatics 

Mate, it's like arguing with a bunch of small dogs.

[Total Longo]

1 minute ago, Bjornebye said:

Wow

 

COYBL25

Official GOT Joey Speak Interpreter.

 

"The definition of racism in English law is - " if another person deems the words / behaviour of another to be racist " ( or words to that effect )

Souness (imo ), is sailing very close to this .

He knew exactly where he was going with this, everyone else knew exactly where he was going with this.

However to make it stick against him would be nigh impossible.

He was cowardly rat on the pitch ( albeit a magnificent player ) and he`s proving that he`s a cowardly rat off it too."

 

That's the thing they are missing massively, he was a bad snide but he would front anyone, deffo not cowardly.

[Bjornebye]

1 minute ago, Total Longo said:

That's the thing they are missing massively, he was a bad snide but he would front anyone, deffo not cowardly.

Some other cunt on there said something like "Whats a Souness?" Unreal. 

[Bjornebye]

Even more alarmingly someone replied to someone else on there with

 

"You are being a nobhead today and I can't be bothered I have too much to do

 

Sorry Mods but it had to be said"

 

 

jesus fucking wept. Imagine if Dave was that strict on here. 

 

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

4 minutes ago, Total Longo said:

That's the thing they are missing massively, he was a bad snide but he would front anyone, deffo not cowardly.

Apart from Jimmy Case (when Sounness was at Middlesborough)!

[Manny]

The stuff on Twitter is becoming a classic Ev-manc circle jerk, with blue tongues reaching for manc winnets. Loads of mancs of both persuasions piling in on Souness, and loads of bitters fanning themselves going “mercy, I do believe you might be right Mr Manc, please win the league for us.”

 

Losers.