*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Anubis]

Top 4. Without any additions.

 

 

boris

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Tel001 said:

Mate we finished 8th even with that amazing run of results you mention. If you’re happy with 8th then great, the gap we need to close even to reach 6th is massive and requires us to score more goals haveing a striker that can’t score is a handicap. The easiest way to increase our goals and hopefully wins is by adding another attacking player that scores Ie a decent striker

We only played for 1/4 of the season Tel... we spent the other 3/4’s implementing new ideas preparing for the future, not trying to put together an immediate, yet unsustainable short term fix.

Transfer that 1/4 of a season form into a full season and that is really achievable. Especially with the years preparation we have in the bank. We’re going to be right in the mix for a top 4 spot even if we don’t add to the squad.

The fact that we have Silva, Brands and Mr Moshri’s backing ensuring we will add quality to our squad this summer just confirms it’s an absolutely outstanding time to be a blue. 

I haven’t been more excited going into a season for 25 years plus if I’m honest.

[Wezza]

“Outstanding time to be a blue” That’s another one ticked off on the Blooos pre-season bingo card.

[niallers]

Where's the outstanding time to be alive quip to run alongside? Poor from Boris there

[Josef Svejk]

What's so important about the top four, anyway? Getting into some glorified League Cup competition?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Some outstanding Wum’s on that site. Top class. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Top 4. Without any additions.

 

 

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Mate we finished 8th even with that amazing run of results you mention. If you’re happy with 8th then great, the gap we need to close even to reach 6th is massive and requires us to score more goals haveing a striker that can’t score is a handicap. The easiest way to increase our goals and hopefully wins is by adding another attacking player that scores Ie a decent striker

We only played for 1/4 of the season Tel... we spent the other 3/4’s implementing new ideas preparing for the future, not trying to put together an immediate, yet unsustainable short term fix.

Transfer that 1/4 of a season form into a full season and that is really achievable. Especially with the years preparation we have in the bank. We’re going to be right in the mix for a top 4 spot even if we don’t add to the squad.

The fact that we have Silva, Brands and Mr Moshri’s backing ensuring we will add quality to our squad this summer just confirms it’s an absolutely outstanding time to be a blue. 

I haven’t been more excited going into a season for 25 years plus if I’m honest.

No way is Boris a Bloo.

 

[Caramac]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

Top 4. Without any additions.

 

Tel001 said:

Mate we finished 8th even with that amazing run of results you mention. If you’re happy with 8th then great, the gap we need to close even to reach 6th is massive and requires us to score more goals haveing a striker that can’t score is a handicap. The easiest way to increase our goals and hopefully wins is by adding another attacking player that scores Ie a decent striker

We only played for 1/4 of the season Tel... we spent the other 3/4’s implementing new ideas preparing for the future, not trying to put together an immediate, yet unsustainable short term fix.

Transfer that 1/4 of a season form into a full season and that is really achievable. Especially with the years preparation we have in the bank. We’re going to be right in the mix for a top 4 spot even if we don’t add to the squad.

The fact that we have Silva, Brands and Mr Moshri’s backing ensuring we will add quality to our squad this summer just confirms it’s an absolutely outstanding time to be a blue. 

 

Some top notch mental gymnastics going on there.

[Mudface]

What's this 'amazing run of results '?

[Captain Turdseye]

33 minutes ago, Mudface said:

What's this 'amazing run of results '?

 

I think they beat United, Arsenal and Chelsea when those teams couldn’t buy a win plus we lost the league at Goodison Park. 

[Davelfc]

The best times to be a blue are normally June, July and the start of August. After that, it's just a shitfest. 

 

Sorry to any bitter reading this, June was a pretty shitty month for you lot. Never mind, it's the taking part that counts eh?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

The August Optimism Evertonians are my favourites. But to be fair they do start every season ahead of us.

[Leyton388]

49 minutes ago, Mudface said:

What's this 'amazing run of results '?

Not losing the derby. It will go down in BS folklore.

[deiseach]

Just now, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

The August Optimism Evertonians are my favourites. But to be fair they do start every season ahead of us.

Ifithadabinferafcbournemouth

[Anubis]

Tom Davies. Sartorial maverick.

 

[Davelfc]

Just now, Anubis said:

Tom Davies. Sartorial maverick.

 

That's shopped, literally. 

[niallers]

When's their Africa final on? They'll beat some Kenyan tribe 45 nil and win a trophy bigger than number 6. 

Heads will be off all over the place

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

36 minutes ago, deiseach said:

Ifithadabinferafcbournemouth

They just lost out on the AO Cup.

[Scooby Dudek]

https://www.fourfourtwo.com/features/david-moyes-everton-a-lost-legacy-underneath-glass-ceiling?fbclid=IwAR0yx2a_KDyyUrTWrnodfsH-0b0wOS4OewMd9--yb6vxHRHMCR3lxQsTArU

 

Ultimately, Moyes restored a lot of lost pride to Everton. He provided the club with some fine moments, such as the 3-0 derby win. He broke the top-four cabal by securing a Champions League play-off in 2005, and beat Manchester United in the FA Cup semi-finals. 

 

 

 

 

A hell of a lot for 12 years in charge. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

So winning the Champions League means nothing, but they’re desperate to be in it for the money and the status? So winning it along the way would be meaningless as the trophy itself is.

 

Moyes had a huge hand in the rise of bitterness and bile amongst their fans, under the watchful jealous tutelage of BK The Whopper. He achieved next to nothing as a manager there, yet it has been the Everton way for 30 years to laud failure, especially ours. When Donkey from Shrek is worshipped for being permanently injured and useless, as is Shrek himself for pissing off and coming back for another payday, then you understand their mindset perfectly.

 

I would sooner give up the game if supporting my team meant being obsessed with another one to the point of madness. They watch us more than a lot of Liverpudlians do. It is both hilarious to see and unbelievable to behold.

[Barrington Womble]

4 hours ago, Anubis said:

Top 4. Without any additions.

 

 

boris

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Tel001 said:

Mate we finished 8th even with that amazing run of results you mention. If you’re happy with 8th then great, the gap we need to close even to reach 6th is massive and requires us to score more goals haveing a striker that can’t score is a handicap. The easiest way to increase our goals and hopefully wins is by adding another attacking player that scores Ie a decent striker

 We only played for 1/4 of the season Tel... we spent the other 3/4’s implementing new ideas preparing for the future, not trying to put together an immediate, yet unsustainable short term fix.

Transfer that 1/4 of a season form into a full season and that is really achievable. Especially with the years preparation we have in the bank. We’re going to be right in the mix for a top 4 spot even if we don’t add to the squad.

The fact that we have Silva, Brands and Mr Moshri’s backing ensuring we will add quality to our squad this summer just confirms it’s an absolutely outstanding time to be a blue. 

I haven’t been more excited going into a season for 25 years plus if I’m honest.

that's fucking great. Has to be another red on a piss take there. 

[Aventus]

2 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

The August Optimism Evertonians are my favourites. But to be fair they do start every season ahead of us.

Nil August Nisi Optimism

[General Dryness]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

Tom Davies. Twat.

 

Sorted.

[manwiththestick]

Is he a tranny?

[sir roger]

7 hours ago, Anubis said:

Top 4. Without any additions.

 

 

boris

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Tel001 said:

Mate we finished 8th even with that amazing run of results you mention. If you’re happy with 8th then great, the gap we need to close even to reach 6th is massive and requires us to score more goals haveing a striker that can’t score is a handicap. The easiest way to increase our goals and hopefully wins is by adding another attacking player that scores Ie a decent striker

We only played for 1/4 of the season Tel... we spent the other 3/4’s implementing new ideas preparing for the future, not trying to put together an immediate, yet unsustainable short term fix.

Transfer that 1/4 of a season form into a full season and that is really achievable. Especially with the years preparation we have in the bank. We’re going to be right in the mix for a top 4 spot even if we don’t add to the squad.

The fact that we have Silva, Brands and Mr Moshri’s backing ensuring we will add quality to our squad this summer just confirms it’s an absolutely outstanding time to be a blue. 

I haven’t been more excited going into a season for 25 years plus if I’m honest.

Well, since this time last year anyway.

[coachpotato]

The boldness is building, as it does every summer, there’ll be 50 year old fellas with brand new shirts going around ASDA come August 1st, nailed on.

 

Born not Manufactured.

 

Indeed.