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53 minutes ago, Barry Wom said:

They're fucking mental aren't they. They're brilliant. 

 

Why is it they're so convinced this fella is so brilliant? Who's he bought who's good so far? That gomes is ok, but he's not exactly a world beater, he's a decent player for a mid table team. And richarlison is also ok, but he's the managers pet project. The rest of the are ordinary to crap. I just for get their faith in him 

The former recruitment guy was so bad that Brands looks like Mikey Edwards in comparison. 

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This fella has took a lot of time and effort on this. Think he’s trying to say we were lucky in a roundabout way! 

 

 

ToffeeDan

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You mean Spurs.
Updated to reflect current season rankings

Assume City (1st) are the best team in a 32 team competition. Everton are 8th best, Huddersfield 20th and the top 12 sides in the Championship make up the rest

This is how lucky Liverpool get in their progess to the two finals.

Last season - ranked 22nd. Let's say they are Sheffield United. They draw the 4th seed of 5 in the qualifier....

They go into Pot 3 and lose the FA Cup Final equivalent by getting past

Everton Bournemouth and Swansea

Knock Out. Burnley, Newcastle, Leeds and then lose to Man City in the Final....

This season. They are Brighton ranked 17/32..

They draw Wolves, Newcastle and Brentford and scrape out the group stages.

They beat Spurs (4), Watford and Chelsea

In the final - based on rankings - they face either 21 Norwich or 15 Burnley.....

I realise, superficially this is a bit silly and they have achieved a lot but this shows how much luck plays its part
 
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17 minutes ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

This fella has took a lot of time and effort on this. Think he’s trying to say we were lucky in a roundabout way! 

 

 

ToffeeDan

ToffeeDan

Player Valuation: £70m
You mean Spurs.
Updated to reflect current season rankings

Assume City (1st) are the best team in a 32 team competition. Everton are 8th best, Huddersfield 20th and the top 12 sides in the Championship make up the rest

This is how lucky Liverpool get in their progess to the two finals.

Last season - ranked 22nd. Let's say they are Sheffield United. They draw the 4th seed of 5 in the qualifier....

They go into Pot 3 and lose the FA Cup Final equivalent by getting past

Everton Bournemouth and Swansea

Knock Out. Burnley, Newcastle, Leeds and then lose to Man City in the Final....

This season. They are Brighton ranked 17/32..

They draw Wolves, Newcastle and Brentford and scrape out the group stages.

They beat Spurs (4), Watford and Chelsea

In the final - based on rankings - they face either 21 Norwich or 15 Burnley.....

I realise, superficially this is a bit silly and they have achieved a lot but this shows how much luck plays its part
 
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What the fuck is he on about?  Absolutely deranged.

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He did one for the run to Kiev too. He knows what he means......

 

 

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Player Valuation: £70m
To illustrate their luck - using an FA Cup style competition as an illustration 

Liverpool are Wolves (ranked 21st out of 37) - so "Wolves" are in a competition with the entire Premier League and 17 of the 24 teams in the Championship

They played:

Queens Park Rangers in the Play offs (2nd leg at home)
In the main draw they got Sheff UtdNorwich and Leicester
In the last 16 they drew Crystal Palace (2nd leg at home)
In the quarter finals they drew Newcastle United and the ref helps them along
In the semi-final they drew Cardiff and the ref helps them along (whilst Man City played Man Utd)
In the final they ("Wolves") will play Man City

Now tell me they haven't been lucky.
 
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26 minutes ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

This fella has took a lot of time and effort on this. Think he’s trying to say we were lucky in a roundabout way! 

 

 

ToffeeDan

ToffeeDan

Player Valuation: £70m
You mean Spurs.
Updated to reflect current season rankings

Assume City (1st) are the best team in a 32 team competition. Everton are 8th best, Huddersfield 20th and the top 12 sides in the Championship make up the rest

This is how lucky Liverpool get in their progess to the two finals.

Last season - ranked 22nd. Let's say they are Sheffield United. They draw the 4th seed of 5 in the qualifier....

They go into Pot 3 and lose the FA Cup Final equivalent by getting past

Everton Bournemouth and Swansea

Knock Out. Burnley, Newcastle, Leeds and then lose to Man City in the Final....

This season. They are Brighton ranked 17/32..

They draw Wolves, Newcastle and Brentford and scrape out the group stages.

They beat Spurs (4), Watford and Chelsea

In the final - based on rankings - they face either 21 Norwich or 15 Burnley.....

I realise, superficially this is a bit silly and they have achieved a lot but this shows how much luck plays its part
 
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Yep. These are the kind of cunts I went to school with. Warped, obsessed, deluded and downright fucking weird. 

 

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5 hours ago, Barry Wom said:

They're fucking mental aren't they. They're brilliant. 

 

Why is it they're so convinced this fella is so brilliant? Who's he bought who's good so far? That gomes is ok, but he's not exactly a world beater, he's a decent player for a mid table team. And richarlison is also ok, but he's the managers pet project. The rest of the are ordinary to crap. I just for get their faith in him 

He must be a genius, because we finished a point off the top and won the European cup, and only 2 of our players would get a game for them.

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Actually I have read this through and know what he is driving at. And actually it's clear and obvious.

 

Basically, we scraped the group stages because Bayern are a bit like Brentford. Our final was easy because we only beat someone like Norwich. 

 

Simple innit!

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1 minute ago, Jennings said:

Actually I have read this through and know what he is driving at. And actually it's clear and obvious.

 

Basically, we scraped the group stages because Bayern are a bit like Brentford. Our final was easy because we only beat someone like Norwich. 

 

Simple innit!

Yes, they are very simple.

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