*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

The pisshead's lock up has been spray painted again. 

[TheHowieLama]

1 minute ago, Nelly-Torres said:

The pisshead's lock up has been spray painted again. 

Leaning towards this being an inside job -- again

[Angie81]

30 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

The pisshead's lock up has been spray painted again. 

They’re doing it themselves for attention now. They were smashing eggs over their heads not long ago demented fucks.

[Ronnie Whelan]

1 hour ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

That is actually funny. Is the son a Red?

 

Parents deliberately embarrassing their kids is just one of those things that's funny every time. 

Yeah I actually laughed at that. 

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

1 hour ago, Nelly-Torres said:

They might have found out about that young girl he's got buried in his back garden. 

 

I used to love her....

[Harry Squatter]

Just what I thought. Who would actually go there with a can of paint the night of the final. They just did it to call us horrible cunts and moralise about it on social media.

 

"Look at those horrible Kopites defacing a local landmark, they've just won a European Cup but they're obsessed with us"

 

A load of Liverpool fans go down to clean it up and then it gets vandalised again to make Liverpool fans look bad.

 

"This is from a fan base that murders people by pushing walls on them"

[Leyton388]

40 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

The pisshead's lock up has been spray painted again. 

Oh no Satan FC strikes again. 

[Dr Nowt]

1 hour ago, Captain Howdy said:

Seriously, what the fucks a pace goal and why don’t they count

Any goals Mo Salah scores in the shirt of LFC.

 

Re the second bit, it seems to be based on a severe personality disorder, smoking PCP or both.

[Leyton388]

Just as well things were built to last in 1787 or we would have pushed it over by now according to the bitters. 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

[dockers_strike]

I see some lovable bluenose has posted on the Echo story 'Would they find it funny if we put a 9 in front of the 6?' I mean come on, it is a landmark when all said and done not people dieing at a football match. Yet again the shithouses use dead people to make a point. Maybe Im over sensitive?

[Pidge]

Had to have a chuckle at the guy thinking the fireworks set of the Liver building on Sunday are another example of our "behaviour"...

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

They should have a condition named after them. Cuntism?

[Leyton388]

6 minutes ago, Pidge said:

Had to have a chuckle at the guy thinking the fireworks set of the Liver building on Sunday are another example of our "behaviour"...

Bet he slapped his bird after he saw that. 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

8 hours ago, Anubis said:

A bit of Steve0 to brighten your afternoon.

 

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killenefc said:

Coming from the guy who claimed none of Mohamed Salah’s goals count because he’s fast.


Ok mate.

Only some of his goals dont count because of his pace.

He scores tap ins as well. Oh and penalties.

I can think of one goal, at least, that doesn't fit into any of those categories. 

 

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

2 hours ago, Captain Howdy said:

Seriously, what the fucks a pace goal and why don’t they count

It's a goal that Mo Salah scores when he relies on his pace to beat the opposition.  In about 5 years time, he won't be able to do that, so the ones he scores now don't really count either.

QED

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Back in work today, I got talking to our one Spurs fan about her trip to Madrid.  (As much as she could talk; her voice was fucked from the weekend.) She said she had a brilliant time, in spite of the result, being let down by the person who was supposedly sorting out her ticket and the Madrid Police being trouble-causing gobshites. She especially loved a lot of the jokes and stuff between the two groups of fans; all good humour, mutual respect and just people out to have a good time. 

 

As we're talking this way, the bitterest cow in the office sticks her oar in with "Be honest, now, do you think it was a penalty?"

 

Cunts just can't help themselves. 

[Harry Squatter]

They love that video of z cars playing to a near empty bar on Mathew Street because they think it's an example of getting one over der redshite. While virtually all our supporters are down on the Strand watching the European Cup go past in a sea of red. 

[Angie81]

2 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Just what I thought. Who would actually go there with a can of paint the night of the final. They just did it to call us horrible cunts and moralise about it on social media.

 

"Look at those horrible Kopites defacing a local landmark, they've just won a European Cup but they're obsessed with us"

 

A load of Liverpool fans go down to clean it up and then it gets vandalised again to make Liverpool fans look bad.

 

"This is from a fan base that murders people by pushing walls on them"

I agree totally. There’s a video of a guy at the parade struggling to open his drink and he finally manages it and takes a swig. They’ve accused the poor man of pissing in a bottle and then drinking it, they’re nuttier than squirrel shit.

[Leyton388]

I want Everton to be relegated more than anything next season and for them to disappear into oblivion. 

 

They just get on your tit now with their constant cuntish behaviour.

 

They're like that fat ugly mate of the fit bird your trying to chat up in a bar. Just keeps kicking up a stink and acting a twat as no fucker is interested in her as her fit mate gets all the attention. 

[Anubis]

The article in the Telegraph, that this comes from, will boil some piss and create demands for a bigger fictional stadium at Bramley Moore.

 

 

 

[rubble-rouser]

So if Pace goals, pens & tap ins don’t count, where does that leave Lineker?

 

Presumably throwing away his hypothetical hat trick of European cup medal in 86,87 & 88 in the bin because they don’t count. 

[The Golden Eel]

16 minutes ago, Leyton388 said:

I want Everton to be relegated more than anything next season and for them to disappear into oblivion. 

 

They just get on your tit now with their constant cuntish behaviour.

 

They're like that fat ugly mate of the fit bird your trying to chat up in a bar. Just keeps kicking up a stink and acting a twat as no fucker is interested in her as her fit mate gets all the attention. 

Have you got her number by any chance? 

[rubble-rouser]

Just now, DimReaper said:

Have you got her number by any chance? 

Or just a photo

[Captain Howdy]

53 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

It's a goal that Mo Salah scores when he relies on his pace to beat the opposition.  In about 5 years time, he won't be able to do that, so the ones he scores now don't really count either.

QED

He hasn’t said that surely?