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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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52 minutes ago, Scooby Dudek said:

I've not watched it but I am sure it is comedy genius;

 

 

1. Lower expectations 

2. Identify a scapegoat

3. Thieve someone else's inspirational quote and repackage as a dig against rival/ scapegoat

4. Talk up none-achievements as plucky results against all the odds

5. Reaffirm and repeat the above

6. Wait for better job to turn up

7. Discover you and your methods have been found out

8. Fuck off for a while

9. Reappear after a suitable period and apply revisionism to the above

10. Film a tactics masterclass, with no sense of irony or self-awareness 

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52 minutes ago, Angie81 said:

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1st one is true, we're such losers we have lost as many as finals as Chelsea, Arsenal, Man City and Spurs combined  have ever even played in, for the crack you can include Everton on that list.

 

2nd one is also true although Spurs have lost the same amount of games, a final for losers.

 

3rd one is probably incorrect.

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2 hours ago, Jarvinja Ilnow said:

1. Lower expectations 

2. Identify a scapegoat

3. Thieve someone else's inspirational quote and repackage as a dig against rival/ scapegoat

4. Talk up none-achievements as plucky results against all the odds

5. Reaffirm and repeat the above

6. Wait for better job to turn up

7. Discover you and your methods have been found out

8. Fuck off for a while

9. Reappear after a suitable period and apply revisionism to the above

10. Film a tactics masterclass, with no sense of irony or self-awareness 

Threaten to slap a woman should be joint 9th I think

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There are blind people in McDonalds trying to find tubular drinking devices clutching at less straws than these boring bluenose twats.

Once again, for any guests or sleepers on here, you are a fucking irrelevance, bitter, jealous and twisted. The shite you come out with is as moronic as it is deluded. Totally fucking mental.But keep living in your own world, making up shite and living your season through us. Wankers.

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When they last won a trophy easyjet hadn't even flown a plane yet. 

 

When they last won a trophy John Lennon Airport was still called Speke Airport, maybe that's where their confusion comes from.

 

There's nobody that has always supported everton aged under 42 that has ever been able to buy a pint legally in the UK to celebrate their team winning a trophy. Tell yer ma to put the lemonade on ice. 

 

They obviously only exist to attempt to annoy us, they don't exist to win trophies or entertain their fans, we achieve that for them. You're welcome.

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They do care about hypocritical Kopites criticising Evertonians for buying their kids Barca shirts on the premise that its done particularly to annoy the RS.
The hypocrisy is highlighted by their wearing of blue coats at their matches....you'd rarely catch an Evertonian going the match in a red coat

 

 

i don’t give a fuck what kit people buy their kids, pretty sure most of our fans don’t either. We all laughed though, at the Barca flags at Woodison after they beat us at the Nou Camp. Laughed at just how sad they are, the bad Teds. And Liverpool fans will wear blue clothes because we’re not fucking mental.

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2 minutes ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

 

 

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My mate was at a Everton thing last night and the Closing words from ‘a night with Duncan Ferguson’ ‘That lot over the park may have trophies and are about to win another one, but they’ve never had Duncan Ferguson’

"but" or "because"?

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