*Shakes head* Everton again.

[SlugTrail]

21 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

What’s incredible is the sheer amount of them that say they always put money on Liverpool to win. Half the posters on GOT stand to win some cash if we win either trophy. I find that weird as fuck.

It's a win win for them. If we lose they have won and if we win they can afford to pay a lawyer to defend them against prosecution by their battered wives.

[Marko121]

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/latest-designs-bramley-moore-stadium-16242311

 

As if by magic!!!!!!

[Anubis]

[Harry Squatter]

33 minutes ago, Marko121 said:

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/latest-designs-bramley-moore-stadium-16242311

 

As if by magic!!!!!!

How many public consultations do they need?. Goodison is  a shit tip and earns the club fuck all.

 

By the time they might get round to building it the cost will have gone up another £200m

[AngryOfTuebrook]

50 minutes ago, Marko121 said:

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/latest-designs-bramley-moore-stadium-16242311

 

As if by magic!!!!!!

I can't believe you're so cynical that you think that this is a ploy to distract them from the latest glaring example of how far behind us they have sunk. 

 

Can't you see that "We're going to release some artist's impressions in 10 weeks" is an urgent and important announcement?

[Davelfc]

At this point surely the Echo is now trolling them 

 

 

[Davelfc]

Everton fans did warn us there would be a power shift, many predicting that they'd be in a new stadium by end of this season and giving their team a massive send off to a cup final, well they will be on Sunday. 

[Marko121]

5 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I can't believe you're so cynical that you think that this is a ploy to distract them from the latest glaring example of how far behind us they have sunk. 

 

Can't you see that "We're going to release some artist's impressions in 10 weeks" is an urgent and important announcement?

How silly of me, of course they are light years ahead of us!!!!!

I can’t believe I missed it. Must have been something to do with my head falling off when they won the transfer window 

[Scooby Dudek]

Every single thought is in total isolation to every other thought, despite how contradictory those different train of thoughts are. 

You have to have a grudging respect for their total lack of self awareness.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

[Dr Nowt]

I stayed at a guest house run by a bluenose on Tuesday and she cracked me up. Had a long chat with her when I checked in and word for word she goes “I know we should try and pretend we’re competing with yous, but it’s just shit being an Everton fan. My son came along with us for 3 years and ended up giving me his season ticket back, he said, Mum, can’t do this no more...we’re fucking crap”.

 

I was pissing myself.

[Sugar Ape]

Can't take Southall seriously after the adult baby business. I'd post the Twitter image but don't want 'Neville Southall, adult baby' on my search history in work. At least not again.

[Sugar Ape]

Found it now. Fucking gold.

 

 

[Sugar Ape]

Also just seen he sued his own daughter? Cunt.

 

 

[Anubis]

I guess things went downhill from here...

 

 

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Can these daft cunts do anything right? 

 

 

[Trumo]

13 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Can these daft cunts do anything right? 

 

 

 

Should get himself Spurs and City kits too.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Just put one on Facebook advertising Spurs tops for sale. Can deliver to North Wales and no returns after. May 31st. Seeing which family member bites first.

[Davelfc]

46 minutes ago, Nelly-Torres said:

Can these daft cunts do anything right? 

 

 

He's made a massive idiot of himself there, with the everton badge.

[Dr Nowt]

Thought they’d contributed enough money to Ajax after spending ten times that Davey Klaasen’s worth.

[Anubis]

So not only has he ordered the wrong team's top, but he hasn't noticed the red in it either.

[coachpotato]

Warehouse operator walks into our workshop today and shouts “Come on you Spurs!” as he’s washing his hands.

Yesterday he was an Ajax admirer, “always liked the way they bring their players through from kids, the right way”.

Tuesday he was waiting for our season to end in tears.

Saturday he texted one of the lads “Howay the Lads!” before the match kicked off, while he was out with his missus.

 

He admitted yesterday that  Tuesday “was the worst night of my life”.

 

No prizes for guessing who he supports.

 

 

[Remmie]

1 minute ago, coachpotato said:

 

 

No prizes for guessing who he supports.

 

 

The Denver Broncos?

[Harry Squatter]

More stalling

[Trumo]

14 minutes ago, coachpotato said:

Warehouse operator walks into our workshop today and shouts “Come on you Spurs!” as he’s washing his hands.

Yesterday he was an Ajax admirer, “always liked the way they bring their players through from kids, the right way”.

Tuesday he was waiting for our season to end in tears.

Saturday he texted one of the lads “Howay the Lads!” before the match kicked off, while he was out with his missus.

 

He admitted yesterday that  Tuesday “was the worst night of my life”.

 

No prizes for guessing who he supports.

 

 

 

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