*Shakes head* Everton again.

[an tha]

4 hours ago, Trumo said:

 

They are extremely fortunate that every year there are at least 3 sides shitter than them, saving them from the drop and guaranteeing them a slice of the huge windfall from TV that the clubs have collectively bargained for. If that collective agreement was to end when the TV deal is next up for renewal, can they really hope to bring in as much as they currently are by negotiating their own deal, never mind better it? Their other income streams are absolutely dwarfed by those of several other clubs including ourselves.

Reality is that in the modern game Everton are just one of many mid/lower table sides who are all about as big and as attractive as each other.

 

I think they had something like the 10th biggest turnover in league and it was a figure in the same ballpark as Watford, Southampton, Palace et al.

 

That is their level on and off the park.

 

Bang average.

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

If teams were allowed to negotiate their own tv revenue, where would they be.

[Tony Moanero]

35 minutes ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

If teams were allowed to negotiate their own tv revenue, where would they be.

Television? Evertonians don’t watch their team on the telly, they go the game.

[Wezza]

They watch our games on tv though so we would have to factor that into our negotiations when it finally happens.

[Josef Svejk]

I wonder what the average Evertonian's plans are for this evening?

[Davelfc]

9 minutes ago, Josef Svejk said:

I wonder what the average Evertonian's plans are for this evening?

After the three hours of crying, an hour of masturbating to the recent derby cup final, practising their booing and then 10 minutes of looking at artists renditions of Bramley Moore stadium. So a normal night. 

[Angie81]

[Harry Squatter]

[Harry Squatter]

Probably because everyone who saw him play is already dead

[Strontium]

Death is a redshite conspiracy to deny Everton kudos.

[Dr Nowt]

Didn’t think Batistuta could seem cooler then I find out his middle name is Omar.

[Chip Butty]

3 hours ago, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

If teams were allowed to negotiate their own tv revenue, where would they be.

The comedy channel 

[Trumo]

5 hours ago, an tha said:

Reality is that in the modern game Everton are just one of many mid/lower table sides who are all about as big and as attractive as each other.

 

I think they had something like the 10th biggest turnover in league and it was a figure in the same ballpark as Watford, Southampton, Palace et al.

 

That is their level on and off the park.

 

Bang average.

 

 

When you consider that, unlike the other 3 you've named, Everton have been a constant in the top flight and got their share of the TV windfall every year, to only be level pegging with those clubs on overall income only emphasises how badly that club has been developed and run.

[Anubis]

What I’ve learnt from GOT in the last five minutes....

 

The Bundesliga is on a par with League One;

Everton would finish in the top six in the Bundesliga (are they admitting they’re a League One side?);

We are a distinctly average side who get goals out of nowhere;

The remaining CL teams will destroy us;

They wish they’d bought VVD because we wouldn’t have him and they’d have sold him to City for a fortune by now.

[rubble-rouser]

2 minutes ago, Anubis said:

What I’ve learnt from GOT in the last five minutes....

 

The Bundesliga is on a par with League One;

Everton would finish in the top six in the Bundesliga (are they admitting they’re a League One side?);

We are a distinctly average side who get goals out of nowhere;

The remaining CL teams will destroy us;

They wish they’d bought VVD because we wouldn’t have him and they’d have sold him to City for a fortune by now.

Walking Dead levels of self awaremess

[manwiththestick]

They're a bit like the BT commentary tonight; as the game kicked off it was all about how great Bayern are at home, unbeaten, won 6 nil at the weekend etc, etc. End of the game and it's Bayern are an aged team in need of an overhaul, German league not what it was, we were lucky to catch them as they're on the wane.

 

Suuuckk iiittt!

[Mudface]

Really wish they'd slapped the money down for James. He'd fit in nicely with Schneiderlin and Walcott.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

35 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

They're a bit like the BT commentary tonight; as the game kicked off it was all about how great Bayern are at home, unbeaten, won 6 nil at the weekend etc, etc. End of the game and it's Bayern are an aged team in need of an overhaul, German league not what it was, we were lucky to catch them as they're on the wane.

 

Suuuckk iiittt!

Fickle cunts wouldn't let us have it. Thank fuck we don't need them to.

[Anubis]

Steve0

Player Valuation: £40m

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Good result really. Will lose in the next round and fixtures slap bang their hectic period

 

[Captain Turdseye]

33 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

They're a bit like the BT commentary tonight; as the game kicked off it was all about how great Bayern are at home, unbeaten, won 6 nil at the weekend etc, etc. End of the game and it's Bayern are an aged team in need of an overhaul, German league not what it was, we were lucky to catch them as they're on the wane.

 

Suuuckk iiittt!

 

Ha. I haven’t had a look on there for a while but I was talking to my lad before and I said it’d be good for a laugh to have a read of their Liverpool thread tomorrow. When he asked why, I predicted what you’ve written there almost word for word. 

[niallers]

Must've been hard for the orcs tonight. Couldn't have been easy cheering on a team in all red. Also, the team wearing red were soundly beaten but Der red shite still went through? Heads well and truly off. Few wives wandering round county road after walking into a door or two I imagine.

[Dr Nowt]

1 hour ago, Anubis said:

They wish they’d bought VVD because we wouldn’t have him and they’d have sold him to City for a fortune by now.

Now that right there is pure distilled ambition.

[Scooby Dudek]

 

[Code]

2 hours ago, Anubis said:

 

 

 

They wish they’d bought VVD because we wouldn’t have him and they’d have sold him to City for a fortune by now.

So they want Van Dijk so they can sell him on?

Only a real genius could come up with such a plan.

[Aventus]

9 hours ago, Anubis said:

What I’ve learnt from GOT in the last five minutes....

 

The Bundesliga is on a par with League One;

Everton would finish in the top six in the Bundesliga (are they admitting they’re a League One side?);

We are a distinctly average side who get goals out of nowhere;

The remaining CL teams will destroy us;

They wish they’d bought VVD because we wouldn’t have him and they’d have sold him to City for a fortune by now.

Shalke would have beaten Everton 10-2 on aggregate.