*Shakes head* Everton again.

[johnsusername]

What do evertonians do at the roulette wheel? They don't like red, and they don't like black, so...

[Davelfc]

3 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

What do evertonians do at the roulette wheel? They don't like red, and they don't like black, so...

They play poker, especially after a loss. Everton wives and all that.....

[Pidge]

7 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

What do evertonians do at the roulette wheel? They don't like red, and they don't like black, so...

Craps.

 

Always come up snake eyes though.

[Bad Red Bull]

43 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Makes me laugh when they go on about wanting a new manager to unite their fans. Doesn’t matter who they appoint, that won’t happen, as they will still be below us in the league.

It's not finish above the RS trophy, it's just about derailing our season however they can.

[Harry Squatter]

Even though they've lost the last 3 or 4 games there's been no stadium articles in the Echo. Worrying times to be a blue. 

[dave u]

Countdown to Moyes is progressing.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Surely they can't? I know we've all joked about it, but even they must have some tiny scrap of dignity left.

[johnsusername]

25 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Even though they've lost the last 3 or 4 games there's been no stadium articles in the Echo. Worrying times to be a blue. 

They've given up behind the scenes. I mean wouldn't you have? 

[Boss]

There's rumours they're going after Bielsa in the summer.

[Bruce Spanner]

Just now, Boss said:

There's rumours they're going after Bielsa in the summer.

 

Why would he take a step down from Dirty Leeds?

[Bad Red Bull]

There's rumours that I am going after Scarlet Johansson in the summer. Whether she'll let me near her remains to be seen

[Jairzinho]

12 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

even they must have some tiny scrap of dignity left.

No.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

1 hour ago, Content Providicus said:

No.

I still think, were you to scrape away the bile, anger, ifithadnabinfer, conspiracy theories, blue Christmas trees and sheers bitterness, it'd be like taking apart an infinite number of Russian dolls, and at the very centre there's a little Evertonian (holding his child and aiming a punch) with an atom of dignity left. Or at least as close an approximation as to pass for it.

 

It's for that reason I don't think they'll ever go back for Moyes. They've blamed being shite on a variety of things, and those stories are now of greater substance than anything else about them. Moyes represents their best years post 2000, and a whole generation of young fans have solidified the narrative that he would've been challenging if he had the funds. Now they've got the Moshiri millions (trillions?), and they should be moving forwards; to take him back would both dispel that myth and reveal how truly desperate they are. 

 

On the day that they run out of such excuses and twisted histories, they'll turn to dust like staked vampires and dissipate into the wind, and we'll wonder if they ever existed to begin with.

[Tyler Durden]

3 hours ago, Doctor Troy said:

Even though they've lost the last 3 or 4 games there's been no stadium articles in the Echo. Worrying times to be a blue. 

Got to hold something back for season ticket renewals

[Bjornebye]

3 hours ago, johnsusername said:

What do evertonians do at the roulette wheel? They don't like red, and they don't like black, so...

Stand there booing it 

[VladimirIlyich]

Loved the Watford fans 'Snake Day' at yesterday's game. Funny as fuck,Sssssilva the Sssssnake.

[deiseach]

4 hours ago, johnsusername said:

What do evertonians do at the roulette wheel? They don't like red, and they don't like black, so...

Shout "aaaaaandbaaaaaallll!!!!" every time the croupier tries to spin the wheel.

[Jairzinho]

4 hours ago, johnsusername said:

What do evertonians do at the roulette wheel? They don't like red, and they don't like black, so...

 

"Place your bets please"

 

"All on blue"

 

"I'm afraid there isn't a blue option, sir" 

 

"All on blue, mate"

 

"Sir..."

 

"Born not manufactured"

 

"Excuse me, sir?"

 

"All on blue, mate."

 

"Right you are"

 

 

 

"Red, number 19"

 

"Get yer coat Sarah"

[johnsusername]

12 minutes ago, Content Providicus said:

 

"Place your bets please"

 

"All on blue"

 

"I'm afraid there isn't a blue option, sir" 

 

"All on blue, mate"

 

"Sir..."

 

"Born not manufactured"

 

"Excuse me, sir?"

 

"All on blue, mate."

 

"Right you are"

 

 

 

"Red, number 19"

 

"Get yer coat Sarah"

"Red Shite conspiracy". 

[Angie81]

5 hours ago, 3 Stacks said:

Just wanna see Big Dunc manage them for a bit one time. Is that too much to ask?

Won't happen according to my bitter mate, he hates talking on camera and giving interviews she said.

[Harry Squatter]

Had two warnings on GOT for bad language. I reckon I'll be out of there next time I swear. Percudani has been outed as a Kopite on there and banned

[Mudface]

You can't swear on there? Christ, how do they manage?

[niallers]

So, "cunt the cunt off, you cunting cunt" would be deemed inappropriate? 

Bit odd.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Even on der red sheeeeeeite thread?

[Babb'sBurstNad]

You'd think they'd like blue language.