*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Remmie]

3 hours ago, No2 said:

If they hung on for that point at Anfield they would be ninth now.

The league position of Everton after the Derby is completely irrelevant to them, give your head a wobble. It's all about their Cup final and derailing the Redshite title bid. 

[Bad Red Bull]

6 hours ago, Trumo said:

Everton:

Appointed in May 2018, so has a full pre-season with his new team, bumming a team of Austrian plumbers and quadriplegics 22-0 in one friendly

No need of that mate.

[Tj hooker]

8 hours ago, Elite said:

I'm surprised he got that many to be fair 

They counted the ones he got playing for the  Barlinnie 1st 11 as well 

[Anubis]

7 hours ago, Mudface said:

To be fair, he did get into double figures once or twice. Not sure if that was goals scored in a season or dicks sucked in the Bar-L, but still, good effort from the big guy.

Given his injuries, was it the number of times he made it onto the pitch in a season?

[Barrington Womble]

12 hours ago, Chip Butty said:

They've lost 8 out of their last 11 league games and they're still 9th. How fucking shit is everyone else!

I keep wondering if the keep adding points on when nobody is watching. It's mad to think before the derby they had a point they were ahead of the mancs. 

11 hours ago, Sparticarse said:

They’re already paying three managers off, so I’m not sure they can afford to sack him.

I thought they were the Mersey billionaires lid?

[an tha]

[Creator Supreme]

12 hours ago, Mudface said:

dicks sucked in the Bar-L.

Say whaaaaaatttttt? I didn't know Big Drunk batted that way!

[Tj hooker]

[Lee909]

I find it funny they think the answer is a man that average somewhere between the late 50,early 60 points total each year. That would leave them where they are now. But then they probably believe him when he said they where a quality number 9 from winning the league

[Le Duan]

1 hour ago, an tha said:

....and discovered it had shit the bed

[johnsusername]

1 hour ago, an tha said:

Wouldn't mess with those fearsome lids. 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

The giant has woken. Unfortunately said giant is awfully out of shape and has both type 1 and type 2 diabetes.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Watching the Huddersfield match on MotD last night, it struck me how certain teams have benefitted from finding progressive foreign mangers, and taking risks.

 

Looking at Everton, and the shallow field from which they draw their managerial shortlist from, is it any surprise they're stagnating? I'd never really twigged before, but they've not hired one manager directly from abroad, it's always been those already on these shores. 

 

Since 2000 they've had:

 

Moyes - Preston North End

Martinez - Wigan

Unsworth - Hanging around the club in some capacity

Koeman - Southampton

Unsworth - Still hanging around

Allardyce - LMA gravy train

Silva - Watford

 

Is there any other top flight club of note who've similarly never looked further afield?

 

[aws]

More cyclops than giant. 

[Joey8FrogsLegs]

Leicester are playing well. But lack that bit of class to make it count. No coincidence that Eriksen got the assist for the only goal so far.

 

Edit: Wrong thread. Unless of course also Spurs wins count as Everton victories.

[3 Stacks]

Just wanna see Big Dunc manage them for a bit one time. Is that too much to ask?

[Dr Nowt]

14 minutes ago, Babb'sBurstNad said:

Watching the Huddersfield match on MotD last night, it struck me how certain teams have benefitted from finding progressive foreign mangers, and taking risks.

 

Looking at Everton, and the shallow field from which they draw their managerial shortlist from, is it any surprise they're stagnating? I'd never really twigged before, but they've not hired one manager directly from abroad, it's always been those already on these shores. 

 

Since 2000 they've had:

 

Moyes - Preston North End

Martinez - Wigan

Unsworth - Hanging around the club in some capacity

Koeman - Southampton

Unsworth - Still hanging around

Allardyce - LMA gravy boat

Silva - Watford

 

Is there any other top flight club of note who've similarly never looked further afield?

 

Too true.

[Dr Nowt]

Few media articles saying they’re window shopping Bielsa today. 

 

No doubt the master to Klipperty’s apprentice, should it ever happen.

[Davelfc]

They're thinking sacking Silva would bring them a new manager bounce against us, so basing their whole future on the game against us. Laughable and pathetic. 

[Harry Squatter]

Tony Bellew will be linked with the managers job next.

[Tony Moanero]

Makes me laugh when they go on about wanting a new manager to unite their fans. Doesn’t matter who they appoint, that won’t happen, as they will still be below us in the league.

[Dr Nowt]

Big Dunc would be amazing. Back to the days of posturing about him being harder than Paul Ince with his fists in lieu of having anything football-based to brag about.

 

“Klopp couldn’t have him in a fight though, could he?”

[Pidge]

7 minutes ago, Dr Nowt said:

Big Dunc would be amazing. Back to the days of posturing about him being harder than Paul Ince with his fists in lieu of having anything football-based to brag about.

 

“Klopp couldn’t have him in a fight though, could he?”

Fits the club's image right now.  Fight off the pitch, shite on it.

[Davelfc]

Moshiri lives in Monaco doesn't he? Hope he stays well away from the casinos. 

[Vincent Vega]

8 minutes ago, Kieve Kev said:

Moshiri lives in Monaco doesn't he? Hope he stays well away from the casinos. 

 

Imagine the fume if he put it all on red.