*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Curly]

4 hours ago, Thoth said:

Conspiracy theory level expert......

 

 

It absolutely doesn’t auto-correct to that as a rule. Auto-correct also has an algorithm that will change a word to a similar word you regularly use, therefore exposing this lad’s level of obsession with us even further.

[TheHowieLama]

Even the mental Icelandic statistics fella is giving him stick now, finally.

 

This from the Gylfi thread -- nice to know there is some common ground

[Anubis]

This post makes for some sobering reading when you realise how long it took (or is taking) to shift all of our dead wood. Especially as some of this lot are on wages that will make them reluctant to move and take a pay cut. And he’s missed Sandro out...

 

 

Cork Evertonian

Player Valuation: £25m

7 minutes ago

#13,796

Bainesy, Jags (both great servants to this club) , Walcott, Tosun, McCarthy (good player on the few occasions that he's fit), Schneiderlin, Stekelenburg, Bolasie, Ramirez, Martina, Niasse, Besic, Vlasic, Garbutt, Williams, Mirallas, Tarashaj.That's a lot of deadwood.That's a lot of players to turn over.Can we get them all out this summer?We really have accumulated and stockpiled, some serious dross under Martinez Koeman and Allardyce.

[Le Duan]

7 hours ago, Anubis said:

I see Gomes’ star is fading somewhat on his GOT thread.

Also - how many games without a goal for “Richy” Richarlison? He seems to have reverted to type.

[johnsusername]

Lovely finish by Digne yesterday for Southampton. One of the best left backs in the country according to Carragher. 

 

Looking forward to Phil Kirkbride's match report in the Echo, usually the highlight of my week. 

 

 

[Le Duan]

1 hour ago, Le Duan said:

Also - how many games without a goal for “Richy” Richarlison? He seems to have reverted to type.

Four and counting - odds on him not scoring again this season?

[johnsusername]

Wind your neck in lad he's the new Suarez lad.

 

 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

42 minutes ago, johnsusername said:

Wind your neck in lad he's the new Suarez lad.

 

 

Even better, he's the new Jelavic

[ZonkoVille77]

1 hour ago, johnsusername said:

Wind your neck in lad he's the new Suarez lad.

 

 

 

Their first £80 million pound player

[Le Duan]

2 hours ago, johnsusername said:

Lovely finish by Digne yesterday for Southampton. One of the best left backs in the country according to Carragher. 

 

Looking forward to Phil Kirkbride's match report in the Echo, usually the highlight of my week. 

 

 

The new ‘Sandy Brown’ 

[No2]

Richarlison would be quality in our side. He would be 1st choice sub ahead of Shaq.

 

He's a good player playing in a shit team.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

5 hours ago, Le Duan said:

Also - how many games without a goal for “Richy” Richarlison? He seems to have reverted to type.

Are they still claiming he's the best Brazilian on Merseyside  (even after Bobby picked up the award for best Brazilian in Europe)?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

They will need to sell him to buy in the summer. They won’t shift all the shite they have anytime soon. They’re about 4 starters away from challenging for 6th.

[clangers]

Haven't they brought back Bill Kenwright back in from the cold to guide them again? That should end well.

[Leyton388]

The penny has finally dropped on GOT that Silva is nothing more than a poor man's Martinez and a championship manager at best. 

[Bad Red Bull]

Silva's PL record is 30 losses in 66 games or so.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

16 hours ago, Anubis said:

I see Gomes’ star is fading somewhat on his GOT thread.

They do it to themselves. 

 

They indulge in overhyping and then the relevant player performs to usual levels or hits a rough patch they are then subject to vitriol through no real fault of their own, but rather through the unachievable and unrealistic expectations of the Everton fanbase. 

 

It's the same with this Brands fella. I've seen him referred to as "The Maestro," largely based on fuck all (with Everton). They did the same with Steve Walsh. And with their under-23 league winners who were going to step effortlessly into the first team and lead them to years of glory.

 

They. Never. Learn. 

[Elite]

Another scenario I can see happening is Utd get Pochetinno despite Solksjaer getting them fourth/fifth and then Everton go for Solksjaer who reverts back to his Cardiff form.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

“ surely there are some lads from the u23’s who can step up “ 

 

What the all conquering World Cup Winners? Err no.

[liverpoolsno9]

 

jaybx1878

Player Valuation: £8m

Today at 3:31 PM

#13,738

City are a far superior team to Liverpool, them being top just shows how far luck and corruption can take you.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

1 minute ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

 

jaybx1878

Player Valuation: £8m

Today at 3:31 PM

#13,738

City are a far superior team to Liverpool, them being top just shows how far luck and corruption can take you.

Yeah City, the bastions of Financial Fair Play.

 

U know it gets said, a lot by me, but they are fucking nuts.

[Colt Seavers]

7 minutes ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

 

jaybx1878

Player Valuation: £8m

Today at 3:31 PM

#13,738

City are a far superior team to Liverpool, them being top just shows how far luck and corruption can take you.

11mm, Kompany red card, deflected goal and offside goal today to go 2-0 up.

Yeah we have had luck but its ridiculous to say that's why we are top...but this is Everton we are talking about 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Funny all these pay-offs, deals with the Devil and incredible luck haven’t helped us much in the last decade. Where was our luck in two Euro finals.

[Guest]

The Moon will be turning red overnight and in the morning, staying a striking red from 4.41am to 5.43am.

 

Everton fans will refuse to open their curtains.

[Anubis]

Back to discussing whether or not they should try and get Maureen.