*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Captain Howdy]

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[Captain Howdy]

[Leyton388]

Evertonian's and flat earthers are one in the same. 

[razor]

ifithadntabinfortheobservablecurvatureoftheearth

[deiseach]

13 hours ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

Trying to imagine what the Dixie hotel would be like. The walls will be covered with glorious nights in Everton’s recent history. Drunken showing off his tatts, the pitch invasion after avoiding relegation, Sergio Ramos taking Salah down, The celebrations after their 3-0 Derby win, the Kanchelskis Derby, Dan Gosling after knocking us out of the Cup, Inzagi from 2007 Final, Unai Emery after Seville Final, Fanta Scruff, The 2-0 Hodgson Derby, Funes Moro kissing the badge after being sent off for doing Origi, Lee Charsley for scoring a winner in a Derby, Stevie slipping, Mourinho chest pumping at Anfield, Mourinho shushing us at Cardiff. Cahill for scoring a few Derby goals, the Liver Birds lit up in Blue. Oh, and them Winning the Cup in 95. 

The video of the Gosling goal will be looped on a big screen in reception, leading to Bloos demanding to know "where's the TicTac money, Bill?!"

[Barrington Womble]

On 1/8/2019 at 9:42 PM, dandyman said:

There’s no need to put a spade in the ground (heard that somewhere before) for anyone to shudder when visiting their place..

I keep saying it, but in uncle uzzy and uncle moshi they've got their very own hicks and gillet. Now they're not just copying their business model, they're stealing their catchphrases. 

[an tha]

11 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Hello

Hello

Everton are white

Everton are white

 

Deep into the 1990s that was. Among all their boasting about "firsts" they're a bit coy on being the last top flight club with an all-white squad. 

Yeah....

 

And i remember their song for Heskey.

 

Heard it loads of times from their fans - a rip of our Riise song to that Hey Baby tune with the end line being 'i wanna know if you'll be my slave'....

[Pidge]

https://www.independent.co.uk/sport/football/premier-league/everton-fans-to-face-away-ban-over-racism-5363160.html

 

To add some context beyond "I think a player once said".

 

Although, has to be balanced by the fact that the only racist shouts I've ever heard at the game (other than that banana thrown at their own player by the WHU fans) was a Liverpool fan at Villa away, targeted at Heskey.  He was escorted out by police pretty sharply, I can happily add. The cunt.

[Trumo]

1 hour ago, Barry Wom said:

I keep saying it, but in uncle uzzy and uncle moshi they've got their very own hicks and gillet. Now they're not just copying their business model, they're stealing their catchphrases. 

 

Nil Snoogy Nisi Doogy.

[Peter Cormack]

First club to hound their first black player out of the club. Cliff Marshall, and I was told that by the brother of a then current everton player.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Cool name and 151 posts in 12 years.

 

I like the cut of your jib, Cormack.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Treblicock was  the first. The rest is right.

[El Rojo]

The throwing of bananas at Barnes by Liverpool fans is claimed in Nick Hornby’s Fever Pitch. 

 

Find it hard to believe myself. 

[Red_or_Dead]

Pretty sure I read in some book that some fans had done over a sex shop in Soho and were chucking dildos on the pitch.

 

 

[El Rojo]

2 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Pretty sure I read in some book that some fans had done over a sex shop in Soho and were chucking dildos on the pitch.

 

 

Something odd like that might explain it, especially if Hornby is the only original source claiming it. 

[RobbieOR]

One of the funniest threads I've ever read. Half of the things didn't even happen.

 

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/liverpool-embarrassing-themselves-and-football-a-definitive-list.106009/page-13

[RobbieOR]

I probably should have read the thread to see it was already posted two days ago. My bad. 

[Josef Svejk]

3 minutes ago, RobbieOR said:

I probably should have read the thread to see it was already posted two days ago. My bad. 

You don't have to read threads to be a thread-reader but you are a thread-reader.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Post by Bluemeanie off the forum Blue Dreamer.

 

Things that the Gobshites did.

 

Assasinated - Archduke Franz Ferdinand. John Fitzgerald Kennedy. 

 

Brainwashed  - Charles Manson. Ed Gein. John Wayne Gacy.

 

Started the careers of - James Corden. Sheridan Smith. Olivia Colman.

 

Bombed - Hiroshima. Nagasaki. 

 

Were the cause of - The Ice Age. Tunguska. Pete Price.

 

Dicovered and infected society with - Shithouse AIDS. Scurvy. Gingivitis. 

 

Look what those fuckers have done. 

[Harry Squatter]

LES LASHES OUT; Everton; top the; hate list. Everton last night denied they are the most racist club in the country.  The Merseysiders hit back at allegations by Spurs and England striker Les Ferdinand that they have the most bigoted fans in the game.  Ferdinand has not been alone in criticising the club and its fans, and for years.

 

Everton never fielded a black player.  The former Newcastle and QPR front man was relentless in his condemnation of the Goodison Park club for possessing some of the most racist fans in British football. 

 

The Tottenham striker accused a section of the Everton public of subjecting him to a hate mail campaign after he had scored a hat-trick at Goodison during his time at Queen's Park Rangers.  After scoring three times in the 5-3 League win towards the end of the 1992-3 season, Ferdinand says he received "disgusting" letters from the Merseyside area.  "The hat-trick at Everton was particularly pleasing because I had always had racial abuse at Everton from their supporters," says Ferdinand in his autobiography, Sir Les.  "Doing that to them gave me extra pleasure. There are certain things which stick in your mind during your career as a footballer and the racism at Goodison Park is one of them. 

 

"Probably the worst thing I have encountered in my professional career has been racist letters coming from supporters - most of which, I have to say, have come from Everton fans.  "After I scored that hat-trick against them over the Easter period, the letters I got back were disgusting," he added.  Ferdinand also claims to have been racially abused at Goodison during his time as a Newcastle player.  "What does anger me is when you see parents doing it in front of their kids," he says.  "When Newcastle played at Goodison on the opening day of the 1996-7 season, I picked up an injury and needed treatment on the perimeter track.  "As I sat by the touchline, dads in the stand were hurling all kinds of abuse at me, much of it racist, as their sons sat beside them.  "Those kids will think it is perfectly normal to carry on like that. 

 

"What I can't understand is that sort of attitude coming from followers of a team which has included Daniel Amokachi and Earl Barrett."

 

 Everton Secretary Michael Dunford denied his club was any more racist than its Premiership rivals.  "We do get a little bit tired of this being attached to us in particular," he said.  "Les Ferdinand is entitled to say that he has had problems with Everton fans, but what has happened in the past is history.  "We have some very good black players at this club and our fans are fully supportive of them.  "We have worked very hard to tackle this problem and get our house in order.  "We are not complacent, but we honestly believe that any problem which might still exist here is no worse than at any other club in the country. 

"The problem exists as it does elsewhere, but it is a very small minority and we believe that we are going down the right road to reduce it still further," he added.  Ironically, Everton offered to pay Newcastle pounds 5million for Ferdinand shortly before he opted to join Tottenham during the summer.

[Harry Squatter]

https://www.google.co.uk/amp/s/www.independent.co.uk/news/uk/fashanu-says-abuse-affected-his-game-1460747.html%3famp

 

 

[Anubis]

It’s the hope that kills you, Phil...

 

PhilRegan

Player Valuation: £500k

22 minutes ago

#8,176

CRIMHEAD said:

Koulibaly is going to be the most expensive defender ever if he leaves Napoli. It will be higher than VVD. Don't see us doing that.

If there was any form of acceptance from Koulibaly to come here, we should throw the cheque book at them, he would put us on the map in terms of transfer dealings. Real statement of intent and what would should be aiming for if we want to ever move from midtable status quo.

[Red74]

They’re getting the ducks lined up now if we win the league this year as the RS have only won 1 trophy in 13 years shite will have to be put to bed then. 

 

We do win it then I fear the Hillsborough abuse floodgates they’ve managed to mainly keep closed will become wide open. 

[El Rojo]

Hearing that a Koulibaly move to Everton is unlikely in this window. 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

They love statements of intent. Never make any, but they give them a good coat of talking about.