*Shakes head* Everton again.

[manwiththestick]

Fucking museum dwellers.

[Remmie]

What is this museum? Goodison? 

 

LO fuckin L bruv. 

[an tha]

Steve0, I love you.

[manwiththestick]

Blue in work: Did you see Man City result last night?

 

Me: No.

 

Blue: They won 9-0, Klopp ain't winning the league.

 

Me: How many points did they get last night?

[Chip Butty]

Keith Harris addressing the AGM with his advisor

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[TheHowieLama]

A red hat??!!

[Chip Butty]

RS conspiracy, it has to be.

[Trumo]

Orville Harris Fisti Up The Bum.

[Harry Squatter]

Dave Prentice on Twatter going on about the new Dixie Dean hotel which is nearly finished. As it's opening up opposite the Shankly hotel he says "finally the Shankly hotel has a rival worth of the name". Even though the same company owns both hotels and purposely built them opposite each other. 

[liverpoolsno9]

22 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Dave Prentice on Twatter going on about the new Dixie Dean hotel which is nearly finished. As it's opening up opposite the Shankly hotel he says "finally the Shankly hotel has a rival worth of the name". Even though the same company owns both hotels and purposely built them opposite each other. 

Trying to imagine what the Dixie hotel would be like. The walls will be covered with glorious nights in Everton’s recent history. Drunken showing off his tatts, the pitch invasion after avoiding relegation, Sergio Ramos taking Salah down, The celebrations after their 3-0 Derby win, the Kanchelskis Derby, Dan Gosling after knocking us out of the Cup, Inzagi from 2007 Final, Unai Emery after Seville Final, Fanta Scruff, The 2-0 Hodgson Derby, Funes Moro kissing the badge after being sent off for doing Origi, Lee Charsley for scoring a winner in a Derby, Stevie slipping, Mourinho chest pumping at Anfield, Mourinho shushing us at Cardiff. Cahill for scoring a few Derby goals, the Liver Birds lit up in Blue. Oh, and them Winning the Cup in 95. 

[Anny Road]

10 minutes ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

Trying to imagine what the Dixie hotel would be like. The walls will be covered with glorious nights in Everton’s recent history. Drunken showing off his tatts, the pitch invasion after avoiding relegation, Sergio Ramos taking Salah down, The celebrations after their 3-0 Derby win, the Kanchelskis Derby, Dan Gosling after knocking us out of the Cup, Inzagi from 2007 Final, Unai Emery after Seville Final, Fanta Scruff, The 2-0 Hodgson Derby, Funes Moro kissing the badge after being sent off for doing Origi, Lee Charsley for scoring a winner in a Derby, Stevie slipping, Mourinho chest pumping at Anfield, Mourinho shushing us at Cardiff. Cahill for scoring a few Derby goals, the Liver Birds lit up in Blue. Oh, and them Winning the Cup in 95. 

And under soil heating

[rubble-rouser]

13 minutes ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

Trying to imagine what the Dixie hotel would be like. The walls will be covered with glorious nights in Everton’s recent history. Drunken showing off his tatts, the pitch invasion after avoiding relegation, Sergio Ramos taking Salah down, The celebrations after their 3-0 Derby win, the Kanchelskis Derby, Dan Gosling after knocking us out of the Cup, Inzagi from 2007 Final, Unai Emery after Seville Final, Fanta Scruff, The 2-0 Hodgson Derby, Funes Moro kissing the badge after being sent off for doing Origi, Lee Charsley for scoring a winner in a Derby, Stevie slipping, Mourinho chest pumping at Anfield, Mourinho shushing us at Cardiff. Cahill for scoring a few Derby goals, the Liver Birds lit up in Blue. Oh, and them Winning the Cup in 95. 

Taff's Suite.

 

You don't have to have bedrooms to be a hotel. But we do have bedrooms.  

[rubble-rouser]

Nil mattress nisi minibar

[liverpoolsno9]

There’s ANOTHER Liverpool thread popped up over on GOTs World Football forum, the top 2 threads over there are about us. Only started yesterday and its already 10 pages. The new one is titled

• World Football 

Liverpool embarrassing themselves and football. (a definitive list)

 

you you can imagine some of the shit in there. Exhibit no1

 

 

 

 

 

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#116

Heysel

Steau Bucharest banners

Athens

Fanta scruff

Rocking ambulances

Death threats to players

Hunting people down on twitter who may of slighted them so they can get ‘revenge ‘

2007 bus (6 times)

Rafa’s Cardinals

Bullying badgeman out of anfield

John Aldridge

Blaming the wind

The anfield wrap podcast

The anfield rap song

Gerard’s slip

Racially abusing the young Oldham player

Sticking up for a racist on national tv

Destroying their own community

Singing Munich while crying about Hillsbrough

Bullying 2 old ladies out their home

Turning their back on shankly

2013/14 ‘’champions’’ t shirts

Crystanbul

Robbing of their own in Athens

Robbing their own at anfield every home game with forged and massively overpriced tickets

‘’Boss’’ nights (snigger)

Trying to kick the disabled out the front rows of the kop

Reclaim the kop campaign

Sons of shankly nights having the band on stage singing Munich songs

The abuse of karius

Hounding people out of jobs if they dare cross them .

Fck juve scarfs in Turin in 2005

The half hearted ‘apology ‘ the club gave juve to ensure their own fans safety in Turin 

Boycotts , petitions . Plenty of petitions 

I haven’t even scratched the surface yet

 

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[Anubis]

Everton embarrassing themselves (and football):

 

1. Existing.

 

2. Er, that’s it really.....

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

They need to get out more.

[Harry Squatter]

30 minutes ago, liverpoolsno9 said:

There’s ANOTHER Liverpool thread popped up over on GOTs World Football forum, the top 2 threads over there are about us. Only started yesterday and its already 10 pages. The new one is titled

• World Football 

Liverpool embarrassing themselves and football. (a definitive list)

 

you you can imagine some of the shit in there. Exhibit no1

 

 

 

 

 

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Player Valuation: £35m

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#116

Heysel

Steau Bucharest banners

Athens

Fanta scruff

Rocking ambulances

Death threats to players

Hunting people down on twitter who may of slighted them so they can get ‘revenge ‘

2007 bus (6 times)

Rafa’s Cardinals

Bullying badgeman out of anfield

John Aldridge

Blaming the wind

The anfield wrap podcast

The anfield rap song

Gerard’s slip

Racially abusing the young Oldham player

Sticking up for a racist on national tv

Destroying their own community

Singing Munich while crying about Hillsbrough

Bullying 2 old ladies out their home

Turning their back on shankly

2013/14 ‘’champions’’ t shirts

Crystanbul

Robbing of their own in Athens

Robbing their own at anfield every home game with forged and massively overpriced tickets

‘’Boss’’ nights (snigger)

Trying to kick the disabled out the front rows of the kop

Reclaim the kop campaign

Sons of shankly nights having the band on stage singing Munich songs

The abuse of karius

Hounding people out of jobs if they dare cross them .

Fck juve scarfs in Turin in 2005

The half hearted ‘apology ‘ the club gave juve to ensure their own fans safety in Turin 

Boycotts , petitions . Plenty of petitions 

I haven’t even scratched the surface yet

 

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Heysel

 

This only matters to Evertonians for two reasons. One because they reckon they would have won the European Cup and two because they see it as some moral crusade even though they don't give a fuck about anyone who died. They know fuck all about what went on, they just know it was started by liverpool because they hate Liverpool.

 

 

Steau Bucharest banners

 

One banner after years of murderers shouts

 

Athens

 

Only a few knobheads, I'm sure if I looked hard enough I could find instances of them being pricks

 

 Fanta scruff

 

Some fella gets punched by a Sevilla fans in a neutral section as he bought the ticket in a UEFA ballot is "embarassing". Simply because he made a stupid joke on Sky sports before the game.

 

Rocking ambulances

 

Alan Smith has said numerous times that his didn't happen.

 

 

Death threats to players

 

Like who?. 

 

Hunting people down on twitter who may of slighted them so they can get ‘revenge ‘

 

Bit like the knobheads who turned up outside Iceland in Old Swan waiting to fill fanta scruff in because someone said on Twitter he worked there. He didn't even work in a shop.

 

2007 bus (6 times)

 

This was done because the council wanted a victory parade to be done straight after the final (the day after) and Liverpool would have had no time to get the bus decorated.

 

Rafa’s Cardinals

 

No idea

 

Bullying badgeman out of anfield

 

No idea

 

John Aldridge

They have loads of embarassing ex players. Namely a former convict they gave a standing ovation to when he got out of prison who they worship. Loads have been done for drugs and domestic violence but obviously that is not as serious as John Aldridge being a bit biased.

 

Blaming the wind

 

Everton blame Liverpool for fucking everything 

 

The anfield wrap podcast

 

GOT/Bluekipper

 

The anfield rap song

 

Here we go - most footy sings are shit but at least that got in the charts.

 

Gerard’s slip

I'm more embarrassed for them given that he scored about 20 times against them and they sing about his kids.

 

Racially abusing the young Oldham player

 

When?

 

Sticking up for a racist on national tv

 

Was never convicted in court unlike someone else. Everton can't claim the moral high ground over racism in any way.

 

Destroying their own community

 

Everton threw people out their homes years before liverpool did this and built a massive tin shed of a main stand over people's houses.

 

Singing Munich while crying about Hillsbrough

 

The Munich chants get shouted down but in the past it was bad.

 

 

Bullying 2 old ladies out their home 

 

They got 4/5 times what their house was originally worth. I work with one of the relatives of the two old ladies and it was all about holding out for more cash. 

 

Turning their back on shankly 2013/14

 

Didn't turn their back on him. They wanted Bob Paisley to implement his own ideas and not be undermined.

 

‘’champions’’ t shirts

 

When?

 

Crystanbul

 

Everton haven't been in a position like that for 32 years. That's more embarassing.

 

Robbing of their own in Athens

 

Yeah you said

 

Robbing their own at anfield every home game with forged and massively overpriced tickets

 

Evertonians were jn the Echo the last couple of seasons doing this for the Derby.  The only time they sell out.  

 

‘’Boss’’ nights (snigger)

 

Better than listening to z cars and booing whilst trying to punch players with kids in your hand.

 

Trying to kick the disabled out the front rows of the kop

 

Simply moved them to another area of the ground with more space and better facilities

 

Reclaim the kop campaign

 

As above, better than sitting there listening to z cars and booing. 

 

Sons of shankly nights having the band on stage singing Munich songs 

 

Yeah you said already

 

 

The abuse of karius

 

Couple of knobheads on Twitter. Because no other club has them.

 

 

Hounding people out of jobs if they dare cross them. 

 

Or turning up at Iceland to threaten people

 

  Fck juve scarfs in Turin in 2005 

 

Didn't happen

 

The half hearted ‘apology ‘ the club gave juve to ensure their own fans safety in Turin  

 

The relationship between the two clubs began in 1987

 

Boycotts , petitions . Plenty of petitions  I haven’t even scratched the surface yet

 

The Salah one was started by an Egyptian for the world cup. The Boycott was for the ticket price rise. No way would any of them pay £77 either.

[liverpoolsno9]

4 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Heysel

 

This only matters to Evertonians for two reasons. One because they reckon they would have won the European Cup and two because they see it as some moral crusade even though they don't give a fuck about anyone who died. They know fuck all about what went on, they just know it was started by liverpool because they hate Liverpool.

 

 

Steau Bucharest banners

 

One banner after years of murderers shouts

 

Athens

 

Only a few knobheads, I'm sure if I looked hard enough I could find instances of them being pricks

 

 Fanta scruff

 

Some fella gets punched by a Sevilla fans in a neutral section as he bought the ticket in a UEFA ballot is "embarassing". Simply because he made a stupid joke on Sky sports before the game.

 

Rocking ambulances

 

Alan Smith has said numerous times that his didn't happen.

 

 

Death threats to players

 

Like who?. 

 

Hunting people down on twitter who may of slighted them so they can get ‘revenge ‘

 

Bit like the knobheads who turned up outside Iceland in Old Swan waiting to fill fanta scruff in because someone said on Twitter he worked there. He didn't even work in a shop.

 

2007 bus (6 times)

 

This was done because the council wanted a victory parade to be done straight after the final (the day after) and Liverpool would have had no time to get the bus decorated.

 

Rafa’s Cardinals

 

No idea

 

Bullying badgeman out of anfield

 

No idea

 

John Aldridge

They have loads of embarassing ex players. Namely a former convict they gave a standing ovation to when he got out of prison who they worship. Loads have been done for drugs and domestic violence but obviously that is not as serious as John Aldridge being a bit biased.

 

Blaming the wind

 

Everton blame Liverpool for fucking everything 

 

The anfield wrap podcast

 

GOT/Bluekipper

 

The anfield rap song

 

Here we go - most footy sings are shit but at least that got in the charts.

 

Gerard’s slip

I'm more embarrassed for them given that he scored about 20 times against them and they sing about his kids.

 

Racially abusing the young Oldham player

 

When?

 

Sticking up for a racist on national tv

 

Was never convicted in court unlike someone else. Everton can't claim the moral high ground over racism in any way.

 

Destroying their own community

 

Everton threw people out their homes years before liverpool did this and built a massive tin shed of a main stand over people's houses.

 

Singing Munich while crying about Hillsbrough

 

The Munich chants get shouted down but in the past it was bad.

 

 

Bullying 2 old ladies out their home 

 

They got 4/5 times what their house was originally worth. I work with one of the relatives of the two old ladies and it was all about holding out for more cash. 

 

Turning their back on shankly 2013/14

 

Didn't turn their back on him. They wanted Bob Paisley to implement his own ideas and not be undermined.

 

‘’champions’’ t shirts

 

When?

 

Crystanbul

 

Everton haven't been in a position like that for 32 years. That's more embarassing.

 

Robbing of their own in Athens

 

Yeah you said

 

Robbing their own at anfield every home game with forged and massively overpriced tickets

 

Evertonians were jn the Echo the last couple of seasons doing this for the Derby.  The only time they sell out.  

 

‘’Boss’’ nights (snigger)

 

Better than listening to z cars and booing whilst trying to punch players with kids in your hand.

 

Trying to kick the disabled out the front rows of the kop

 

Simply moved them to another area of the ground with more space and better facilities

 

Reclaim the kop campaign

 

As above, better than sitting there listening to z cars and booing. 

 

Sons of shankly nights having the band on stage singing Munich songs 

 

Yeah you said already

 

 

The abuse of karius

 

Couple of knobheads on Twitter. Because no other club has them.

 

 

Hounding people out of jobs if they dare cross them. 

 

Or turning up at Iceland to threaten people

 

  Fck juve scarfs in Turin in 2005 

 

Didn't happen

 

The half hearted ‘apology ‘ the club gave juve to ensure their own fans safety in Turin  

 

The relationship between the two clubs began in 1987

 

Boycotts , petitions . Plenty of petitions  I haven’t even scratched the surface yet

 

The Salah one was started by an Egyptian for the world cup. The Boycott was for the ticket price rise. No way would any of them pay £77 either.

 

 

Ok answer these Then!

 

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£95 for a brick 

The club Was formed by a Tory and yet the fans think they are the biggest socialist voice on the planet.

The Liverpool ‘urchins’ 

Never condoning gerrard for his off the field antics

The RIP Diana flag on the kop

Starting jarg rivalries with any team that gets any slight success 

The aftermath of the Sergio Ramos final 

Charging more to rent anfield than Wembley which is stopping a boyhood red fighting at anfield.

 

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[Pidge]

"Never condoning gerrard for his off the field antics"

 

Huh? Fucking idiot.

 

Half surprised they haven't included the H&G campaign which helped buy time and save the club as a "campaign of harassment against two innocent old men".

[manwiththestick]

The abuse of Karius make me laugh.

 

He fucked up on the biggest stage in club football and loads of fans turned to the internet to vent. Not like a fan walking onto the pitch, taking off his own shirt and trying to swap with the player, having to be restrained and led away is it?

[Harry Squatter]

Their fans calling Scousers bindippers

 

Cosying up to the mancs

 

Inviting them into an EFC pub and letting them put up anti scouse banners and sing anti scouse songs.

 

Having no rivalry with any other club.

 

Robbing soundbites from other clubs. The peoples club and the old lady.

 

Constantly whining about something that happened in 1985 to justify being shit since then. 

 

Having 3 failed stadium moves

 

Constantly talking about the past but accusing Liverpool fans of doing it.

 

Thinking that lighting up a building winds up Liverpool.

 

Laughing at the main stand and calling it a loft conversion but one that earns almost as money as their entire ground. Then deliberately blocking it out and wasting 100 grand.

 

Grown men going into childish meltdowns over the colour Red.  

 

Telling the whole world that they could afford any player yet they end up with similar players after their main striker was sold.

 

Taking manc rejects and selling their best players constantly to them.

 

Their embarrassing stadium that is worse than most Championship grounds.

 

Believing that you are born and not chosen.

 

Invading pitches 

 

Treating Tony Hibbert like shit 

 

Leon Osmans boss testimonial attendance.

 

Advertising tickets on Radio City.

 

Fans who didn't want to protest against Bill Kenwright because it was Kopite behaviour.

 

Announcing a stadium expecting a free one then dragging the process out for as long as possible when it became obvious they would have to pay for it

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Let it go mate. You seem to be assimilating. You will have a YNWA ringtone soon and a Erik Meijer tattoo.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

36 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

 

 

Racially abusing the young Oldham player

 

When?

 

 

That'll be when the prosecutor issued a statement to say she'd listened to a recording of what was shouted at Tom Adeyemi and it's clear as anything "you Manc bastard ".

[Anubis]

Taking to Twitter to threaten a manager because he had some red Christmas tree decorations.

 

Fighting with United supporters at service stations. Badly.

 

Fighting with Lyon supporters.

 

Punching opposition players while holding small children.

 

Sending death threats to Barmby.

 

Throwing bananas - real and inflatable - at John Barnes.

 

Throwing bottles at French police before a match against Lille, smashing up a square, and having to be tear gassed.

 

Setting an opposition team coach on fire.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/harry-catterick-story-part-3-3388691