*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Leyton388]

I signed up as Big Duncs fod but need to register with another name.

[lifetime fan]

Everton truly are the gift that keeps on giving...

 

GoT are trying to get outed trolls posting on their forum again! 

 

 

[Barrington Womble]

I can understand why they'd hate that Henry winter article. He's trying to apply logic to something that isn't logical. They're fucking mental where we are concerned and see conspiracy at every turn.

[index1000]

15 hours ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

It's 2019 and Everton are still shit.

I am from the future, 2120 and Everton are still seriously shite (we still say that and Ye Ma!) apparently this year  they are going to be getting a new ground next to the space port close to the Mayor Anderson FatFuckFood Museum that was built at Bramley docks to commemorate his passing in 2022.  There are rumours that they are being secretly sponsored by a group or Extra Terrestrials from the RedShite Planet. Very soon Liverpool's 27 trillion Supporters across the known Galaxy will have their collective heads drop off in response. 

Not to worry they will have to satisfy themselves with the 75 Premier leagues 18 European and 6 Galactic trophys they have 'luckily acquired' in the last 100 years. Unfortunately for the Blue Shite In space you cannot hear a cuckoo clock.

[Numero Veinticinco]

They’re ripping the absolute piss out of Pickford. He’s getting a proper roasting over there. 

[TheHowieLama]

Imagine a front 4 with Bernard playing centrally behind a new striker, Richarlison on the left and a new RW.

 

 

[Harry Squatter]

The Radio Merseyside phone in was quality before. 

[Elite]

40 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

They’re ripping the absolute piss out of Pickford. He’s getting a proper roasting over there. 

After the world cup they were all saying he's one of the best keepers in the world.

[Anubis]

9 minutes ago, Elite said:

After the world cup they were all saying he's one of the best keepers in the world.

Not any more. The last three pages of the Pickford thread has s few surprising stats, especially to find out his goal comceded ratio is worse than Steckelenburg’s.

[Lee909]

45 minutes ago, TheHowieLama said:

Imagine a front 4 with Bernard playing centrally behind a new striker, Richarlison on the left and a new RW.

 

 

Add a new back 5 and a pair of midfielders and they might have the start of something there

[Harry Squatter]

That Marcel Brands must be wondering why he left PSV for Everton. 

[Lee909]

Conceded 89 goals in 59 league games for them so far

[Horus]

3 hours ago, Thoth said:

27 points off top and only 17 off the bottom, The revolution has stalled a bit

The revolution will be televised, but only the last few mins of MOTD

[Lee909]

Pickfords average goals conceded per game in the Premier League 1.7

[TheDrowningMan]

I think it’s a bit rich for us to be criticising them when they’ve got a cup final coming up on Thursday.

[Lee909]

You know what bugs me the most? The dizzying amount of money we've spent in the last couple seasons on wasters who are pure gash. You can almost make a XI of them, and it's grim (fees taken from Transfermarkt).
 

Tosun (£22m) - - - - - - Niasse (£18m)

Bolasie (£29m) - - - - - - - Schneiderlin (£23m) - - - - - - - - Klaassen (£27m) - - - - - - - Walcott (£22m)

?? - - - - - - - - Funes Mori (£13m) - - - - - - Williams (£14m) - - - - - - ??

??

That group came at a grand total of around £168m, and I suspect no-one would describe them as "value for money".

 

 

 

I reckon our very own Gimp XI could give them a decent game. And they only cost a membership fee

 

 

[manwiththestick]

Well he's missed out Keane for some reason.

[Vincent Vega]

2 minutes ago, manwiththestick said:

Well he's missed out Keane for some reason.

And Pickford.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

46 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

Conceded 89 goals in 59 league games for them so far

Yeah, but how many were paces goals, as they don't count?

[Thoth]

36 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

Pickfords average goals conceded per game in the Premier League 1.7

World class

[Horus]

53 minutes ago, Lee909 said:

Conceded 89 goals in 59 league games for them so far

89 clever runs.

[jacco maccaco]

Everton.... Same shit different year.

long may it continue 

[liverpoolsno9]

The Cup starts this weekend. The gap between us and The Ev is 27 points. And we got a game in hand. SteveO thought they could be above us this weekend. 

 

Steve0

Player Valuation: £40m

Dec 1, 2018

#10,191

Start of a crucial month. Despite some of them still pretending to think they have a chance they're all looking behind them. If they lose to us then i think their confidence will just melt.

Long trip to Bournemouth Who gave citeh a good game, fatigue sapping game against napoli, then United who they always struggle against, tricky game under the lights against Wolves, the FSW baggage that comes with the barcodes and then Arsenal who can break their lines with ease.
We could be ahead of by the time the Cup starts.

 

 

 

[Barrington Womble]

Oh Steveo

 

 

TheBrace

Player Valuation: £225k

Today at 7:37 PM

New #12,607

Steve0 said:

City should win on Thursday then after that they have a far easier January than the RS.

They could well be top again in a months time.

Steve0 said:

Start of a crucial month. Despite some of them still pretending to think they have a chance they're all looking behind them. If they lose to us then i think their confidence will just melt.

Long trip to Bournemouth Who gave citeh a good game, fatigue sapping game against napoli, then United who they always struggle against, tricky game under the lights against Wolves, the FSW baggage that comes with the barcodes and then Arsenal who can break their lines with ease.

We could be ahead of by the time the Cup starts.

Why do you bother Steve, really?

[Aventus]

How do the other members generally take to steve0? Do they agree with him or ignore him? 

 

I know if anyone on here chatted as much shite as steve0 they would be persistently called out on it.