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Fancy a brilliant bit of Christmas comedy?

 

Only Fools Christmas Special?

 

Maybe fancy a Royle Family Christmas Special?

 

Porridge?....Blackadder?

 

A Christmassy Ted!!??

 

Forget that lot - HERE is some Christmas comedy that will have you rolling....

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/how-evertons-squad-already-transformed-15594297

 

Enjoy.

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1 hour ago, an tha said:

Fancy a brilliant bit of Christmas comedy?

 

Only Fools Christmas Special?

 

Maybe fancy a Royle Family Christmas Special?

 

Porridge?....Blackadder?

 

A Christmassy Ted!!??

 

Forget that lot - HERE is some Christmas comedy that will have you rolling....

 

https://www.liverpoolecho.co.uk/sport/football/football-news/how-evertons-squad-already-transformed-15594297

 

Enjoy.

Alot of words to say absolutely fuck all. 

 

The teams improved so much that Baines and Jagielka may be off. Nothing to do with them being as old as Yakubu then. All this talk about how they are investing and how much improved they'll be again. It's going to cost them the best part of 80ml just to keep the squad they've got with Zouma and Gomes only on loan. That's if a Spurs or Utd don't decide they fancy Gomes. 

 

All the money spent and less points than last year at the same stage. 

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2 hours ago, an tha said:

Fancy a brilliant bit of Christmas comedy?

 

Only Fools Christmas Special?

 

...

 

Enjoy.

 

On 7/9/2018 at 10:03 PM, Red EnZed said:

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On 7/10/2018 at 11:43 AM, Trumo said:

# We've got some half price robbed socks, a lonely old cuckoo clock,

Lonsdale trainees and Villarreal DVDs,
Chang pints, splinters, junk signed by Big Dunc,
Big Nev track suits, a Ronseal tin from Mosh,
Mosh Mosh Mosh Mosh Mosh Mosh Mosh...
No income growth and no trophies,
No money slapped, shite transfer deals,
No stadium at Bramley Moore,
But we're still big on County Road...
God bless Gwladys Street,
Viva Gwladys Street,
Long live Gwladys Street,
C'est magnifique, Gwladys Street,
Nil Satis, Gwladys Street,
Gwladys Street (to fade) #

 

Lovely Jubbly!

 

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Some more Christmas comedy from ‘our boy’ on GOT. Stop it, Steve. You’re spoiling us.

 

 

Steve0

Steve0

Player Valuation: £40m
#87
What has he done to “interpret their finances favourably”? I would genuinely like to understand.

Well he's defined the loan from uzzy as debt. Technically that's right but uzzy has not said he wants it back, it's debt in the same way abramovichs money is ch3lseas debt. Also equity is actually a dearer form of finance anyway.

The fsg loan to Liverpool hasn't been included in his figures. When it really should've been.

Liverpool are way over 200m in debt with at least £7m payable in interest every year compared to less than £4m for Everton.

There's no real way to spin it. There's a reason you've had to sell your best players every year and it's not because you're swimming in cash. 
The extra 12m a year the new stand brought in was wiped out by the new contracts given to speedy mo and mane. 

Wolf has been kept from the door but already lost 3 players on frees with 8 squad players due to expire in the next 18 months. It's either pay them the silly money given to others or let them go for free. 

Fabinho and Keita look out of their depth. Moderate players not worth the transfer fee or wages. 

This is the calm before the storm. Basically a Leicester. Relying on a couple of players to carry the team and refereeing decisions and ludicrous bounces to help them along.

 

 

Steve0

Steve0

Player Valuation: £40m
#88
Think he just makes it up as he goes along mate. Then he always shows his arrogance by the little put down after. The. Worst. Poster. On. Here. Very arrogant, self opinionated little man.
Arrogant and self opinionated maybe but I'm 6ft 2 and over 200lbs.

Ohhhhhhhh yeah baby!
When is our new kit deal up for renewal and is it still the kit bag deal.

Amazing if they pull off breaking United's £75 million a year deal from United, which will increase their spending power, seems to be a battle with Nike and Adidas to sign them up if they don't stay with New Balance. Their revenues seem to be going up 30% ever year since Klopp has been there and that's in sequence with their on field performances improving home and abroad, we are miles away from them on and off the pitch and no matter how much it hurts it's glaringly true and even @Steve0 can't spin that.

These are the current kit deals right now with the big 6.

United £75 million a year/ 10 year deal with Adidas.
Chelsea £60 million / 15 year with Nike.
Arsenal £60 million a year /5 year with Nike.
City £50 million a year /5 year with Puma.
Spurs £30 million a year /15 years with Nike.
RS £50 million a year. 6 year deal with Warrior/New Balance.

And what do we get from ours a year, less than £10 million a year?

Moshiri doesn't seem to have a plan so far, Nothing has improved on the pitch despite the splurges, On his 3rd appointment and 4th manager since he's been at the helm and commercially and turnover wise we still cannot get past the £200 million pound barrier while wages to turnover is an incredible 77% and a debt that is more than our entire turnover!!!!!!!!!!, This is absurd with an owner who was a personal accountant for a billionaire Oligarch to get in such a precarious position financially.
When is our new kit deal up for renewal and is it still the kit bag deal.

Amazing if they pull off breaking United's £75 million a year deal from United, which will increase their spending power, seems to be a battle with Nike and Adidas to sign them up if they don't stay with New Balance. Their revenues seem to be going up 30% ever year since Klopp has been there and that's in sequence with their on field performances improving home and abroad, we are miles away from them on and off the pitch and no matter how much it hurts it's glaringly true and even @Steve0 can't spin that.

These are the current kit deals right now with the big 6.

United £75 million a year/ 10 year deal with Adidas.
Chelsea £60 million / 15 year with Nike.
Arsenal £60 million a year /5 year with Nike.
City £50 million a year /5 year with Puma.
Spurs £30 million a year /15 years with Nike.
RS £50 million a year. 6 year deal with Warrior/New Balance.

And what do we get from ours a year, less than £10 million a year?

Moshiri doesn't seem to have a plan so far, Nothing has improved on the pitch despite the splurges, On his 3rd appointment and 4th manager since he's been at the helm and commercially and turnover wise we still cannot get past the £200 million pound barrier while wages to turnover is an incredible 77% and a debt that is more than our entire turnover!!!!!!!!!!, This is absurd with an owner who was a personal accountant for a billionaire Oligarch to get in such a precarious position financially.
Are you excited about the new stadium?

That'll help revenues. Corporate seats, no obstructed views, conference facilities, concerts.

New kit deal, uzzy already pumping money in via sleeve sponsorship, training ground sponsorship, don't be surprised to see this increased now that uzzy has increased his stake in our club.

Its looking good tbh. Still need like 10 players (pickford, digne, Gomes and Mina are good enough to take us forward). Siggy too but he's oldish. Oh and lookmam. Big fan me. But it's a project and these things take time.
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