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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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7 hours ago, Anubis said:

Everton FC, a welcoming, friendly environment....

 

https://www.toffeeweb.com/season/18-19/comment/fanscomment/37506.html

 

Now, the lad from 'The Swan' (me), lives down South, 'in that London', with two Cockney kids who love Everton as much as I do. My lads middle name is 'Everton', we go the match as often as possible”

 

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Everton bingo

 

Born not manufactured

We go the game

1=20

Kopites are gobshites

Norwegians 

Grand old lady

They go the pub

Senior club in the city

Blue Liver buildings

Heads falling off

Teleclappers

the Peoples club

Chosen

We do things the right way

The team across the park

Loft conversion 

Gerrard photo in Everton kit

David Conn article about derelict properties

You have never built your own stadium 

The red offspring 

Suarez is a racist

Gerrard dived

Mark clatternberg

Clive Thomas

Last but not least HEYSEL

 

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16 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

Everton bingo

 

Born not manufactured

We go the game

1=20

Kopites are gobshites

Norwegians 

Grand old lady

They go the pub

Senior club in the city

Blue Liver buildings

Heads falling off

Teleclappers

the Peoples club

Chosen

We do things the right way

The team across the park

Loft conversion 

Gerrard photo in Everton kit

David Conn article about derelict properties

You have never built your own stadium 

The red offspring 

Suarez is a racist

Gerrard dived

Mark clatternberg

Clive Thomas

Last but not least HEYSEL

 

Not to mention our players drug issues

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1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Big Stand FC is a current favourite. 

I still crack up thinking about how much they were fuming over being able to see the top of our big stand from inside their stadium. 

 

So they covered the space up with a blue tarp or a cheap poster or something so it was out of sight. 

 

I can't find the link or picture, can anybody help me out? 

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The delusion on GoT is absolutely fucking amazing. They talk about us constantly. How shit we are. How we are going to implode. How hilarious it will be when we implode. How shit our squad is. How lucky we are. How unlucky they are. 

 

I really like them. They're cute. They’re like that puppy that bites everyone and barks at the bigger dogs. 

 

Special needs twats.

 

 

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I was reading it the other day and there's a theory on there that ex-LFC players are over-represented in the media because cocaine use is rife in the media, and of course, as you know if you've ever spoken to any Everton taxi drivers, our players are all bad cokeheads.

 

It's beyond parody. There is nothing you can imagine that would be more batshit insane than the real thing.

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Never change, Steve. Never change.

 

Steve0

Steve0

Player Valuation: £35m
Your right build a new stadium 500m along with the 300m he has already invested, along with another 300m for transfers to get into the top 4. So that's 1.1bn

Then sell the club for what amount and to who???

Newcastle already have the 52k stadium, the fan base all the need is investment on the pitch and he can't sell it for 300m, but Everton will sell for in excess of 1bn

Do the maths lad

Not having a go at moshiri but the plans he had when he first came would have completely changed with Liverpool missing out on the commonwealth games and the government taking a closer look into usmanovs dealings from now on.
Newcastle being valued at 300m doesn't help you out as much as you think.

They're 140m in debt and with their clueless manager they're likely to go down again. Rafas second relegation in 2.2 years could be catastrophic for them given their astronomical wage bill.

So higher debt, worse stadium, worse players, probably relegation and still looking for 300m.

Everton with the best stadium in world football, the 4th grace right next to the newly blue Liver Building, best train I g facilities in the country, international players from 1-11, champions league football....£1bn seems a bargain.
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5 hours ago, Strontium Dog said:

I was reading it the other day and there's a theory on there that ex-LFC players are over-represented in the media because cocaine use is rife in the media, and of course, as you know if you've ever spoken to any Everton taxi drivers, our players are all bad cokeheads.

 

It's beyond parody. There is nothing you can imagine that would be more batshit insane than the real thing.

  Here it is

 

Given the popularity of cocaine usage within the media which team of players were most likely to have been socialising, and becoming friends with, journos and TV staff a few years back? Those journos and staff have now climbed the ladder to being in charge at the various media companies and may well be sorting their old mates out with easy work.

Just a theory though.

 

 

Yet another thread about the red shite. 

https://www.grandoldteam.com/forum/threads/terribly-bad-biased-journalism-by-liverpool-echo-sky-sports-bt-sports-and-match-of-the-day.105657/#post-6693376

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33 minutes ago, Anubis said:

Never change, Steve. Never change.

 

Steve0

Steve0

Player Valuation: £35m
Your right build a new stadium 500m along with the 300m he has already invested, along with another 300m for transfers to get into the top 4. So that's 1.1bn

Then sell the club for what amount and to who???

Newcastle already have the 52k stadium, the fan base all the need is investment on the pitch and he can't sell it for 300m, but Everton will sell for in excess of 1bn

Do the maths lad

Not having a go at moshiri but the plans he had when he first came would have completely changed with Liverpool missing out on the commonwealth games and the government taking a closer look into usmanovs dealings from now on.
Newcastle being valued at 300m doesn't help you out as much as you think.

They're 140m in debt and with their clueless manager they're likely to go down again. Rafas second relegation in 2.2 years could be catastrophic for them given their astronomical wage bill.

So higher debt, worse stadium, worse players, probably relegation and still looking for 300m.

Everton with the best stadium in world football, the 4th grace right next to the newly blue Liver Building, best train I g facilities in the country, international players from 1-11, champions league football....£1bn seems a bargain.

 

The Newcastle debt is all owed to Ashley, he supposedly wants 400 million or so which includes the debt so it would debt free at that point.

 

Their worse stadium actually exists unlike Evertons, side note a friend of mine who is a Newcastle supporter went to Goodison a few years ago as it was one of the few grounds he had never been to, comments along the lines of shit hole and "have they not heard of Bradford" ensued. The guy used to live in Blyth so its not like he doesn't know a shit hole when he sees one. 

 

Imagine how good Newcastle could be after being bought, given money to spend and replacing a manager who has won La Liga, the European Cup, the UEFA Cup and some domestic cups with someone who isn't clueless. 

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