*Shakes head* Everton again.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I was born in a crossfire hurricane in 1967.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

I was born under a wandering star.

[Anubis]

A typical Evertonian family photo.

 

 

[SlugTrail]

3 hours ago, Anubis said:

 

Faster than a Bramley Moore Dock press release.

Not on Champions League  weeks it's not.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

12 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

I was born under a wandering star.

Many drink in the Painted Wagon.

[Harry Squatter]

 

[Lee909]

Why does it take 10 mins, you can sum it up in 8 words

 

They are scruffs and didn't pay the rent

[Harry Squatter]

Quite funny the way they see not paying the rent as some form of honour.  Plus they were too parochial to name themselves after the city and just named themselves after a small area of it.

[Red_or_Dead]

13 minutes ago, Doctor Troy said:

 

Watched that today it is not bad consider it was made by a yank - totally knows that the bad biffs would complain about some aspects so puts in caveats!

 

 

[Creator Supreme]

3 hours ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I get United fans telling me we've never won the title I just shame them saying only United fans could do something like write off everything busby and his babes achieved just for one upmanship.. for shame sir.. FOR SHAME!

They should try telling Bobby Charlton that!

 

Sorry Bob, everything you won and all the trauma you came through counts for fuck all because it was before 1992!

[Harry Squatter]

40 minutes ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Watched that today it is not bad consider it was made by a yank - totally knows that the bad biffs would complain about some aspects so puts in caveats!

 

 

Yeah they are good. Watched 4 others over the past couple of days. Roma V Lazio, Milan-inter, Barca Real and Boca River. 

[suzy]

1 hour ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Well I was born in ‘88 so for me football didn’t start properly until around ‘95/96. 

Fair enough but I bet you think we have 18 titles not none.

[Harry Squatter]

[Harry Squatter]

[Guest]

Liverpool boss Jurgen Klopp could break an 16-year-long truce and make a move for an Everton man, according to a report.

 

The Wistle claims that the German has cast his eyes upon midfielder Andre Gomes, who is currently on a season-long loan at the Toffees from Barcelona.

 

Gomes followed Yerry Mina to Merseyside in the summer, becoming the third player to swap the Catalan giants for Goodison Park this summer.

 

Everton will pay £2.02million to borrow the Portugal international for the season, with the Toffees covering the entire cost of his salary.

 

Gomes would be the first player since Abel Xavier in 2002 to trade blue for red on Merseyside should a deal be completed.

 

The midfielder has apparently impressed Klopp with a string of impressive displays, one of which he saw first hand during Sunday’s Merseyside Derby.

 

It is believed that Gomes is valued at £25m by the Catalan giants and has been told he has no future at the Nou Camp.

 

While a permanent switch to Everton remains an option, it is believed that the player is looking to test himself more with a move to one of the Premier League’s top six clubs.

[Captain Turdseye]

That’ll turn the fume up to 11. All the talk on GOT is that they need to sign him at all costs. 

[Harry Squatter]

[manwiththestick]

Get him signed and sat on our bench for most games.

[Lee909]

I would find that rather amusing and think it would be worth the fee on the fume scale alone

 

They would probably follow suite and offer Sturridge,Markovic,Moreno and try for Milner too and claim our heads are falling off

[Mudface]

While a permanent switch to Everton remains an option, it is believed that the player is looking to test himself more with a move to one of the Premier League’s top six clubs.

 

Oh my God.

 

[Anubis]

Over on GOT there is no mention of us on the Gomes thread, but they’re shitting it at the thought of losing him to United. Is the love affair on the rocks?

[Lee909]

They'd probably be delighted to see him take the next step up to first team football 

[Anubis]

Au contraire, mon ami.

 

 

Toffee-nerd

Player Valuation: £8m

Yesterday at 10:39 PM

#2,511

Toffeelover said:

Flaming typical, Man U the be all and end all.

Why would he go to a team worse than us

[Lee909]

Those 5 goals in GD really make a difference 

[Barrington Womble]

8 hours ago, Anubis said:

Au contraire, mon ami.

 

 

Toffee-nerd

Player Valuation: £8m

Yesterday at 10:39 PM

#2,511

Toffeelover said:

Flaming typical, Man U the be all and end all.

Why would he go to a team worse than us

Because they'll pay him double what we would.... Edit sorry was the last comment from a blue? Fucking deluded cunts!