*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Pidge]

Z Cars - stolen from Watford.

[Captain Turdseye]

Transfer fees since 2010

 

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[Paulie Dangerously]

You can vote for Mo's goal against them for the puskas award

[aws]

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But where's the net spend table?

[Captain Turdseye]

But where's the net spend table?

Transfer fees received since 2010

 

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[Harry Squatter]

Born not manufactured stolen from Rangers

[Red_or_Dead]

Born not manufactured stolen from Rangers

Whilst wearing socks on hands.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Transfer fees since 2010

 

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"One of these things is not like the others..."

 

That's 19 teams you would expect to see in the Champions League or, at least, the later knockout stages of the UEFA Cup, year in, year out.

 

And then there's Everton. I'm sure the fans of all the other teams on that list will be aware of them, just like they're aware of someone like AZ Alkmaar or Vitoria Setubal, but they couldn't tell you the first thing about them.

[aws]

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Fucking Monaco. Runners-up again.

[Jairzinho]

Fucking Monaco. Runners-up again.

We settled for second by giving them 50m in the summer. It's an absolute disgrace.

[index1000]

Transfer fees since 2010

 

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and every club on that list has at least 2 great players ... except 1. <_>

[Einch]

Half of Southampton’s total is from us.

[Boss]

 

They've spent more than Bayern Munich to deliver one 5th place finish.

[Lycan]

People's Club - stolen from Shanks

Calling us Bitters - appropriated from our reference for them

The Grand Old Lady - stolen from Juventus

The Pit - nicked from our reference for their shit hole

You're in my heart, you're in my soul - stolen from Rod Stewart's Man U/ Celtic love-in

Once Everton has touched you - they're welcome to that

Born not manufactured - again, absolute verbal toss, and the're welcome to that

 

 

Them calling us the bitters is probably one of the most laughble things they've ever come out with.

[Lee909]

Im trying to think what we to be bitter about when it comes to them.

[Creator Supreme]

Im trying to think what we to be bitter about when it comes to them.

Because we're manufactured not born?

[Barrington Womble]

People's Club - stolen from Shanks

Calling us Bitters - appropriated from our reference for them

The Grand Old Lady - stolen from Juventus

The Pit - nicked from our reference for their shit hole

You're in my heart, you're in my soul - stolen from Rod Stewart's Man U/ Celtic love-in

Once Everton has touched you - they're welcome to that

Born not manufactured - again, absolute verbal toss, and the're welcome to that

I'm going through the tunnel a lot at the moment and on the wirral side of the wallasey tunnel there's a big advertising hoarding there as you head into the tunnel, which actually we normally have for one of our shite posters. They've taken it on a little while back and they've taken the "we are everton" phrase now too. Fucking losers. I do wonder if there's a red on the PR team, because they did have that t-shirt or something a little while back didn't they that was a picture of the kop.

[Numero Veinticinco]

 

They've spent more than Bayern Munich to deliver one 5th place finish.

For a bunch of cheap cunts who don’t support the manager and lied about competing with anyone, we’ve sure spent a lot of money.

[deiseach]

I'm still bitter about the turnstiles.

[Remmie]

Bitter about the Everton Haka and Jelavic being better than Suarez

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

For a bunch of cheap cunts who don’t support the manager and lied about competing with anyone, we’ve sure spent a lot of money.

We're second in the world in income from players sold.

[manwiththestick]

Im trying to think what we to be bitter about when it comes to them.

Them being Undersoil heating pioneers obviously.

[Numero Veinticinco]

We're second in the world in income from players sold.

I still find it amazing just how much we got for shite players. We sold a few want away stars for big money too.

[Wezza]

Usmanov looking at Charlton apparently

[Manny]

Usmanov looking at Charlton apparently

Surely not. He and Big Moshi are joined at the umbilical cord, no? They do EVERYTHING together.