*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Anubis]

Has Usmanov bought them yet?

These things can't be rushed.

[Captain Turdseye]

Simple solution for any parking issues in town when the imaginary stadium gets built.

 

Re. Parking difficulties, can't we propose some creative solutions between us?

 

Here's a starter; the Club / Council buys a decommission aircraft carrier or ferry. Up to 45 minutes beforehand you can park your car on it, then for the match duration + stadium emptying time it will leave the dock and station half a mile away, returning afterwards so people can pick up their cars again.

 

Btw it doesn't stay docked the whole time for security / space

First club to use an aircraft carrier as a car park.

[Lee909]

So the council should now buy them the Ark Royal for a car park. Thought they wbere billionaires

[Numero Veinticinco]

Just watched a game from 1929 at Goodison. No sound, grainy and difficult to really see.

But Dixie Dean's 7th goal was a joke, literally picked up the keeper and threw him in the net.

Within the rules apparently. Lucky lucky bastards.

Fucking fuming here.

 

THEY MAKE ME FUCKING SICK.

[Strontium]

The club that time forgot.

Movie idea - GOODISON PARK

 

Eccentric lunatic Bill Kenwright (Dickie Attenborough) teams up with shady genius Farhad Moshiri (BD Wong) as they attempt to bring a football club back from extinction by extracting DNA from fossilised cuckoo clocks. Disaster ensues as they learn a hard lesson about how football success is born, not manufactured in a laboratory.

[Numero Veinticinco]

Has Usmanov bought them yet?

He already owns them, dickhead!

[Lee909]

Movie idea - GOODISON PARK

 

Eccentric lunatic Bill Kenwright (Dickie Attenborough) teams up with shady genius Farhad Moshiri (BD Wong) as they attempt to bring a football club back from extinction by extracting DNA from fossilised cuckoo clocks. Disaster ensues as they learn a hard lesson about how football success is born, not manufactured in a laboratory.

Gold

 

Oscars await

Obviously no red carpets mind

[Shitty Arse]

Simple solution for any parking issues in town when the imaginary stadium gets built.

 

 

First club to use an aircraft carrier as a car park.

I’ll have some of what he’s having

[Captain Turdseye]

I’ll have some of what he’s having

He’s one of the top posters on GOT.

 

They’re all fucking mental.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Movie idea - GOODISON PARKEccentric lunatic Bill Kenwright (Dickie Attenborough) teams up with shady genius Farhad Moshiri (BD Wong) as they attempt to bring a football club back from extinction by extracting DNA from fossilised cuckoo clocks. Disaster ensues as they learn a hard lesson about how football success is born, not manufactured in a laboratory.

You will have to bring DA back too SD.

[Shitty Arse]

He’s one of the top posters on GOT.

 

They’re all fucking mental.

It's fucking hilarious though isn't it?

If someone wanted to start a parody website taking the piss out of them they couldn't come up with better material than this.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Can they just not hire a UFO? Unbelievably Fucking Obtuse.

[Walter Sobchak]

One of our players (I think Mo) posted a video of them using their phones whilst driving out of Melwood.

 

 

Guess which group of supporters have reported it to Merseyside police...?

 

#grassesarentwe

[manwiththestick]

That aircraft carrier shout has to be an undercover red.

[Dr Nowt]

Not that much of an achievement, really, his fuse is so short it has to be measured in Angstroms

Of course and completely agree.

 

But to have the patience to out-obtuse that absolute fucking helmet and do it day in day out was ace.

 

If for nothing else just in keeping him occupied and localised away from the rest of us for more of the day.

[Dr Nowt]

Not that much of an achievement, really, his fuse is so short it has to be measured in Angstroms

Of course and completely agree.

 

But to have the patience to out-obtuse that absolute fucking helmet and do it day in day out was ace.

 

If for nothing else just in keeping him occupied and localised away from the rest of us for more of each day.

[Philbert]

Jagielka’s red card on Saturday was Everton’s 90th - the most in the Premier League. Another first, and surely an open top bus parade seems assured.

[Unrighteous]

Gold

 

Oscars await

Obviously no red carpets mind

 

Ooof... Could you imagine the fume?

 

"Fucking redshite event planners tried to have us walk down a red carpet.  I told them they can stuff it, the redshite cunts, and entered the event through the alley.  No fucking chance I'd ever touch that fucking minging rug."

[Harry Squatter]

I think that fella has been watching too much Blade Runner or I Robot. Love the way he thinks that the council should pay for it.

 

Sorry sir we can't fix all the potholes in the roads everywhere or address antisocial behaviour in deprived areas because we've bought a fucking aircraft carrier for Everton's stadium.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Simple solution for any parking issues in town when the imaginary stadium gets built.

 

 

First club to use an aircraft carrier as a car park.

I wish I could say that idea was qualitatively sillier than building a 50,000 seater stadium in a derelict dock.

[aws]

HMS Acerbus.

[Anubis]

You lot can laugh all you want, but the USS Ronald Reagan would be ideal...

 

 

[Trumo]

Car parking? That's redshite behaviour. All blueshite fans walk the game.

[Jennings]

This one should be the right size for Everton

 

 

[manwiththestick]

You lot can laugh all you want, but the USS Ronald Reagan would be ideal...

 

 

Too many red cars there and not one "you're in my heart.." back window sticker on show.