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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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He's not been desperate to sell, he has left it until the exact time he wanted. Too early and we get fleeced on our transfers, too late and we can't make them. I'd expect it to be knowledge to any world class signings just before they put pen to paper. I hope our medical team can cope with it all, I won't be able to think straight on Thursday.

 

Stick money on us winning something this season, you'll make a decent wedge.

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By 18:00 Thursday when the bid for Hazard etc hasn't materialised it will be because there will be a sudden realisation that 3 days isn't quite long enough for a £550m share purchase to go through (take weeks or months I would have thought). Bloody blue tape they will cry (can't be red tape for obvious reasons)

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Imagine going on holiday to some far flung place as a blue, local hawker starts talking to you and asking where you're from, you say you're from Liverpool and the first thing you hear is Steven Gerrard, Mo Salah, Bobby Firmino or Sadio Mané.

 

The fuuuuume.

Especially since they will deffo be wearing an Everton shirt
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As other said buying Milan from the new hedge fund makes more sense. Not sure why anyone would buy a English team as things stand other than to fuck them over financially. For success far better buying a Italian club.

 

Cheaper.

No big 6 trying to finish in top 4 spots.

Already have big profiles and fan bases.

Leagues wide open (or it is bar Juve and they're tram will only last another 2/3 years max as its core is 30 plus

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Time to be worried.

 

catcherintherye

Player Valuation: £40m

Today at 12:27 PM#6,733

 

We are Everton football club. We have held the Football league title for longer than any club apart from Manchester United. Some of our greatest teams were denied the right to show what they could do in Europe. We have a history, a story and a tradition like no other. We were once the best run team in the country and the envy of every other side.

 

The man who build Liverpool did so in our image but trying to emulate what we did.

 

It has been farcical for 25 years, but if we get it right nobody can live with us.

The World Wars may have resulted in the deaths of 100 million people, but at least Everton got to be Champions for a few years during them.  Swings and Roundabouts.

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As other said buying Milan from the new hedge fund makes more sense. Not sure why anyone would buy a English team as things stand other than to fuck them over financially. For success far better buying a Italian club.

 

Cheaper.

No big 6 trying to finish in top 4 spots.

Already have big profiles and fan bases.

Leagues wide open (or it is bar Juve and they're tram will only last another 2/3 years max as its core is 30 plus

Think the only plus is the TV money but then he'd have to share that with Moshiri.

 

Milan are similar to us when we were on our arses after shit owners. Plus Juventus need a long term challenger. He would get them in the CL virtually every year if he bought them. Only minus is they have been dithering for 20 years about moving out of the San Siro.

 

Obviously I'm a cry arse Kopite who will shit himself when he rolls into Everton throwing money around like Floyd Mayweather.

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The World Wars may have resulted in the deaths of 100 million people, but at least Everton got to be Champions for a few years during them.  Swings and Roundabouts.

It's just a crying shame the Nazis didn't fully develop the V2 rocket earlier as they may have been able to extend the war by a couple of seasons.

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