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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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Some gold over on the GOT VVD thread. But this has got my head falling off. They've only gone and got the best GK in the League, one the best CBs in the League and an absolute beast in Sandro. Bricking it now.

 

Steve0

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Player Valuation: £500k

 

Everton will play more champions league football over the next ten years than liverpool.

 

The way liverpool fans are celebrating their 4th place trophy you'd think they'd done it comfortably and been there constantly. They scraped through due to a particularly poor arsenal side when the had no European football and got knocked out of both domestic trophies early.

 

We've replaced possibly the worst goalie in the league with possibly the best.

 

Well have schneiderlin for the entire season. Gueye won't be off to Africa for six weeks. Jagielka has been replaced by one of the best centre backs in the league. We've signed an absolute beast in sandro. Look man has progressed. Rooney is still a magnificent footballer and will prove his worth. Tom Davies ready from the start of te season. Besic back from injur. Holgate, dowell, kenny, dcl, donkor are all highly promising youngsters.

 

And we're still not finished.

 

Liverpool have bought a Chelsea reject who had similar serie a stats to deulofeu and a full back from hull.

 

You'd have to be a bit demented to say the gap won't close next year.

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Even by Mystic SteveO's standards, this is special.

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What was SteveO's initial valuation of him?

Posted 21 August 2017 - 06:32 PM

There's a fella over on GOT (SteveO) that has started a thread on 

'How much would ronko signings be worth today? Here's his thoughts. With players of this calibre, surely they got a chance of winning it this year.

 

 

Gueye - £75m

Keane - £60m

Williams - £10m

Rooney - £20m

Klaassen - £35m

Sandro - £18m

Martina - £6m

Schneiderlin - £45m

Lookman - £25m

Pickford - £90m

 

 

Basically him and Walsh know what they're doing. The Kones and niasses are consigned to history.

 

 

What a time to be alive, what a time to be a blue. 

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Just come across this little nugget from one of of my favourite posters on GOT. SteveO. How much would Ronko signings be worth today. Thread was started on Aug 20 so the value if some of the players have doubled/trebled in a mattter of days!!! What a time to be a Blue

 

Gueye - £75m

Keane - £60m

Williams - £10m

Rooney - £20m

Klaassen - £35m

Sandro - £18m

Martina - £6m

Schneiderlin - £45m

Lookman - £25m

Pickford - £90m

 

Basically him and Walsh know what they're doing. The Kones and niasses are consigned to history.

 

What a time to be alive, what a time to be a blue.

Steve0, Aug 20, 2017 #1

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So, since this post, Klaassen has been sold for £12m and Rooney has gone on a free.

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Today at 4:48 AM


We must come up with a united shortening of Richarlison. CBA's typing all that in a match day thread. Based on 45 minutes I am suggesting God.

 

 

 

 

 

Jesus H fucking Christ.  The desperation levels over there have reached an all time low for them.  45 minutes of a pre-season friendly they got humped in and now their shiny new player is God.


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ilikecheese Member: Team PoPToday at 4:48 AM

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We must come up with a united shortening of Richarlison. CBA's typing all that in a match day thread. Based on 45 minutes I am suggesting God.

 

 

 

 

 

Jesus H fucking Christ. The desperation levels over there have reached an all time low for them. 45 minutes of a pre-season friendly they got humped in and now their shiny new player is God.

I vote TGC. Short for The Golden Calf. A false idol.

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This is great.

 

https://twitter.com/TheLowerKenny/status/1022804430075383808

 

 

Stage 1. Summer. On returning from holiday to find they have signed a wildly overpriced player or a Man Utd cast off, post things like “Powershift” “A giant has awoken” or “better than Gerrard at that age” until said player loses ball 17 times in first pre-season game.

 

Stage 2. Autumn. As the leaves fall so do Everton down the table. Realisation has kicked in that new manager is worst than last one and with a derby coming up a sense of doom engulfs the Pit of misery. Fans start to throw kids at players and even a visit from Rocky is no help.

 

Stage 3. Winter. As Winter bites Everton’s latest “New Gerrard” is Booed on his every touch of the ball after another Derby massacre.Its day 9784 of new stadium build,yet Bramley Moore Dock is still covered in Seagull Shit as Kenwright claims”We will be in it by end of next year”

 

Stage 4. Spring.Any hopes for season are long gone after FA Cup defeat to 2nd division team.All that remains is to Support any team playing Liverpool and all of a sudden hundreds of Real,Roma and Juventus kits can be seen worn with pride by grown men all along County road. REPEAT

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