*Shakes head* Everton again.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Willy C as in Willy Caballero. Isn't he a goal keeper. Who's RLC

Loftus-Cheek?

[Winston Wolf]

Willy C as in Willy Caballero. Isn't he a goal keeper. Who's RLC

Ridiculous Looking Cunt.

Rooney's staying.

[Harry Squatter]

William Carvalho of Sporting Lisbon. Because he'll be available on a free and no transfer fee which will delight Moshiri and Big Gay Bill.

 

Which means that a lot of top clubs will see him as a bargain and he will have a lot of choices. So obviously he will pick Everton.

[Anubis]

Loftus-Cheek?

Yup.

[Unrighteous]

I thought it was a wind up but it was deadly serious.

This could literally be applied to almost everything they do

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

Called a Remora them, mate. Also known as a suckerfish.

 

Everton: Suckers

 

Remoras, aren't we, eh?

 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

No sniggering at the back.

 

 

 

 

LocalNative

Player Valuation: £40m

Today at 11:15 AM#12,286

 

Pickford

Coleman - Holgate - BOSS CB - Wendell

RLC - Big Willy C - Siggy

Lozano - Tosun - Lookman

 

It's coming home.

Dust off the trophy cabinet boys. They might be bringing home the trophy for 7th.

[Captain Turdseye]

They’re gonna end up replacing half of their first XI with overpriced shite again and it will be joyous to watch.

[Harry Squatter]

I like the way Moshiri has said there's no more money despite being the billionaire saviour and Jim White constantly calling him "the money man at Everton".

 

He's probably only got a year or 18 months left before he can tell them that this new stadium isn't going to happen.

[Anubis]

They are trying to shift deadwood on high wages before they buy. It's going to take them a few windows.

[Strontium]

This is the season they finally get flushed. I feel it in my waters. Let me know when the relegation market is opened at the bookies.

[Harry Squatter]

Mirallas is on 70 grand a week there. He's not moving on to somewhere in Greece, Portugal or Belgium to play for 10 grand a week.

[TheBitch]

This is the season they finally get flushed. I feel it in my waters. Let me know when the relegation market is opened at the bookies.

 

50/1

[sir roger]

Lets be realistic , they can't be much worse than last season & they somehow came eighth or ninth.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Another first - the first club to be registered as breast-feeding friendly.

 

I actually like a lot of the Everton in the Community stuff. It's just a pity that the owners are cunts, the fans are delusions and the players are shit.

[Strontium]

Another first - the first club to be registered as breast-feeding friendly.

Well, with the number of tits among their support, you'd expect that.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Another first - the first club to be registered as breast-feeding friendly.

 

I actually like a lot of the Everton in the Community stuff. It's just a pity that the owners are cunts, the fans are delusions and the players are shit.

 

They do a lot in ToddleDs school and this will only increase when she goes up in the years.  It's mad how I don't give a single fuck and yet if it was LFC in the community then there would be outraged mums&dads sending their kids in with Everton shirts on all the time.

[Babb'sBurstNad]

Another first - the first club to be registered as breast-feeding friendly.

 

I actually like a lot of the Everton in the Community stuff. It's just a pity that the owners are cunts, the fans are delusions and the players are shit.

 

Haaaaandboooooooob!

[Talismanic]

So that fella at the Lyon game couldn't put his kid down because he was taking part in their breast feeding trial then?

[Bad Red Bull]

Funes Mori has joined Villarreal for an undisclosed fee. He will be a legend for them bcoz he got a red card in a derby and also kissed the badge soon after.

[Tony Moanero]

Funes Mori has joined Villarreal for an undisclosed fee. He will be a legend for them bcoz he got a red card in a derby and also kissed the badge soon after.

Never heard of the cunt.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Funes Mori has joined Villarreal for an undisclosed fee. He will be a legend for them bcoz he got a red card in a derby and also kissed the badge soon after.

 

Nothing then, shedding wages 

[House of Dirk]

Fume Mori

[manwiththestick]

Isn't he the no mark that broke Origi?

[Josef Svejk]

Isn't he the no mark that broke Origi?

Yes. Hence his legend status at Everton.