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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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COYB Stevie1919@

 

Been told this

Well 200m is available with a new back bone being created this summer in the squad Issa Diop,William Carvalho,Hirving Lozano and Michy Batshuayi all being targeted and in talks.

 

Get ready lads. Heads are about to fall off.

 

Maybe they can buy Lazar Markovic for £40m and turn him into the new Iniesta. After all, Marco Silva is the only manager to get a tune out of him in the last 4 years.

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They still think Moshiri is the messiah. They also seem to think that this Dutch fella will find the new Messi or Ronaldo from the Dutch 3rd division.

They’re all totting up what they’ll get from selling their dross, without realising they’re about to be introduced to our old issue of heavily subsidising their wages for other clubs to take them, or just remaining lumbered with shite players who can’t get a game.

 

1) Because they’re very average players.

 

2) Because everyone knows how desperate they are for the income to get on with their own squad-building, while their wage bill has rocketed.

 

That used to be an integral part of our every summer, and how they mocked it. Turns out it’s not so easy to just splash the cash after all.

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They’re all totting up what they’ll get from selling their dross, without realising they’re about to be introduced to our old issue of heavily subsidising their wages for other clubs to take them, or just remaining lumbered with shite players who can’t get a game.

 

1) Because they’re very average players.

 

2) Because everyone knows how desperate they are for the income to get on with their own squad-building, while their wage bill has rocketed.

 

That used to be an integral part of our every summer, and how they mocked it. Turns out it’s not so easy to just splash the cash after all.

 

If these Americans actually do give Everton £12m or so for Rooney , that would be a real bonus to get him off the wage bill & get some dosh for him.

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If these Americans actually do give Everton £12m or so for Rooney , that would be a real bonus to get him off the wage bill & get some dosh for him.

Indeed. Why it’s happening isn’t it, as the rest of them are career-long bums and while the Maris Piper is now rotting, his name and history is of value over there.

 

For his faults, he was their top scorer last season, so they can probably still use him but can’t turn that down. Unless Silva has said he doesn’t want a metabolically aged 50 year old puffing round for them next season, which would be fair enough.

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If these Americans actually do give Everton £12m or so for Rooney , that would be a real bonus to get him off the wage bill & get some dosh for him.

 

I get the feeling that it is a £12m "package" so much of that will end up in Rooney's arse pocket.  Anyway, as he hasn't asked to leave, which was confirmed by fatty before he left, they will have to pay his contract up. 

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They'll all be wearing them at the next Everton home game down the pub.

The barca game when Bellamy done the golf club celebration, my brothers ex father in law (the bitterest cunt to walk the earth) took his young grandson out to the game, bought him the full strip, sat in the barca end and saw us beat them.

 

Everton played at home that night as well.

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The barca game when Bellamy done the golf club celebration, my brothers ex father in law (the bitterest cunt to walk the earth) took his young grandson out to the game, bought him the full strip, sat in the barca end and saw us beat them.

 

Everton played at home that night as well.

The away leg you mean, that's commitment to being a bitter that

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Spoke to a few blues in town after we got beat and they weren't bitter. Well didn't come across as it. They stayed out because it was bouncing. Doubt they would have if we won mind. Good lads actually and both agreed Ramos cheated. I was with about 13 other lads on a stag do so that might have had something to do with it.

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Dare to dream....

 

 

It would be incredible if there was an announcement video and it shows a walkthrough of the club. The final scene has the camera showing Brands sat behina desk saying “welcome to Everton....”

Silva, Lozano and Kluivert are all sat across the desk from him!

Scenes!!!!

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To be fair one of my blue mate's texts was at least mildly amusing about the final.

 

Unbelievable overhead kicks , dislocated shoulders and goalies who have never played between the sticks before ,only you fuckers could get to a CL Final and decide to shoot a remake of Escape to Victory instead,

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To be fair one of my blue mate's texts was at least mildly amusing about the final.

 

Unbelievable overhead kicks , dislocated shoulders and goalies who have never played between the sticks before ,only you fuckers could get to a CL Final and decide to shoot a remake of Escape to Victory instead,

That is actually quite funny.
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