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*Shakes head* Everton again.


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Yet another quality addition to the Everton pantheon of shit videos. Love the bit at 0:31 where it looks like Walcott is thinking "what the fuck have I done coming here"

Hahaha that's fucking funny. I love their videos. What's this "attack attack attack" shit?

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Yet another quality addition to the Everton pantheon of shit videos.  Love the bit at 0:31 where it looks like Walcott is thinking "what the fuck have I done coming here"

 

 

Next season though eh lads...

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That voiceover isn't even a Scouser. It's someone trying to put on a Scouse accent.

 

"Brand new share't!"

 

They are still marketing themselves as a local religious cult, and like most religious cults, getting them to explain what they are and why they matter only brings about a diatribe about what non-followers are/aren't doing rather than accentuating any positives about themselves.

 

Attack attack attack? This is a side that sat camped in their own 18-yard box in 3 games against the side they hate most.

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Spare a though for our Blue friends today. Must be a bad time for them at the moment. After the season they’ve had. They have Fat Sam as manager and we’re 5-2 after 1 leg of the Semis of the Champions League. It must be really fucking shit being one of them. I suppose they’ve always got their class and dignity to get them through times like this though.......................

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Everton named one of the most depressing teams to support

 
Chris Beesley
 

Everton have been named one of the most depressing teams to support in Britain right now by a major football magazine.

 

FourFourTwo have revealed their top 10 clubs of misery and the Blues just sneak onto the list.

 

On face value, being unbeaten in over a month, in the top half of the Premier League and with the prospect of an iconic new stadium being built in a stunning location supposedly four years from now doesn't look too bad but such factors don't tell the full stories for the long-suffering supporters at Goodison Park.

 

It's now 23 years since Everton last lifted silverware – a drought of 24 years in the longest they've ever had to wait previously – and despite a record-breaking recruitment drive in the transfer market last summer, the Blues are still 13 points behind where they finished at the end of the 2016/17 season.

 

All this has come against the backdrop of neighbours Liverpool's seemingly triumphant march towards the Champions League final.

 

At least when the Reds last lifted the trophy in 2005, Evertonians had the consolation of enjoying a successful campaign themselves having finished above them in the league with a highest-ever Premier League placing of fourth.

 

Is supporting Everton depressing right now?

 

3000+ VOTES SO FAR

 

Placing Everton at 10 on their list, FourFourTwo write: “Everton fans are well aware that they haven’t snagged silverware in more than two decades. So, when Iranian businessman Farhad Moshiri purchased a majority stake in the club in 2016, nobody could blame them for feeling a collective pang of optimism.

 

“Finally, the blue half of Merseyside was equipped with the resources to compete with big-spending neighbours Liverpool.

 

“Fast-forward two years and it’s all gone horribly wrong.

 

“Ronald Koeman paid the price for poor recruitment with his sacking in October 2017, a team largely comprised of failed signings is chasing shadows across the Goodison pitch, and a weather-beaten Sam Allardyce sits on the throne of an empire in turmoil.”

 

Promoted to the second tier of Scottish football for the first time in 11 years, the Angus club finished the current campaign with just four points and without a single victory.

The full top 10 is: 10 Everton; 9 Coventry City; 8 Arsenal; 7 Ipswich Town; 6 Rangers; 5 Leeds United; 4 North Ferriby United; 3 Leyton Orient; 2 Sunderland; 1 Brechin City.

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