*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Strontium]

Took them long enough to reach the fifth stage of grief.

[col06]

You know that bit in Dead Mans Shoes were Gary Stretch threatens Paddy in the street and Paddy does that fake scared response? Well, if I knew how to upload a gif, then that.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Anderson has well ensconced cronies at all levels more than willing to toe the line.

Allegedly.

[manwiththestick]

 

You know that bit in Dead Mans Shoes were Gary Stretch threatens Paddy in the street and Paddy does that fake scared response? Well, if I knew how to upload a gif, then that.

Haha, cheers!

[Captain Turdseye]

Just come across this beaut on GOT

 

Today at 8:40 AM

 

Cork EvertonianPlayer Valuation: £20m

 

We will beat this lot.Let's get about intimidating them in the right way.We don't flares and pyro, we don't need to throw bottles at the Liverpool team coach.The roar of the Goodison crowd, will be enough to frighten the living daylights out of them.So i think we will win with a goal or two to spare.

Same fella was laughing at the fact there was a ‘5 times’ flag waving because, well, Madrid have won it 12 times.

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Allardyce today. I'm not sure whether to laugh at his delusion, or admire his big balled arrogance?

 

"I have to say to my players we've got to do to Liverpool, what Liverpool did to Man City because that's the sort of plan I've put together in the past"

[Tj hooker]

Same fella was laughing at the fact there was a ‘5 times’ flag waving because, well, Madrid have won it 12 times.

 

haha irony is lost on those , love the Wheres Wally character going mad

[manwiththestick]

Allardyce today. I'm not sure whether to laugh at his delusion, or admire his big balled arrogance?

 

"I have to say to my players we've got to do to Liverpool, what Liverpool did to Man City because that's the sort of plan I've put together in the past"

What the fuck is he talking about? "That's the sort of plan I've put together in the past"

 

Sounds to me like someone is just winging it.

[TheHowieLama]

Hah - Sam has never once talked about pressing a team high up the pitch and playing quickly to three mobile attackers - ever.

 

Never.

 

Not once.

[Bobby Hundreds]

Like a hippo heads side has ever actually tried to play football. Fat green star wars bouncer.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Long ball to Tosun with Bolassie and Walcott feeding off it. Rinus Michaels eat you heart out.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Another one from him today. He's trolling the blooooos here.

 

Allardyce: "West Brom were above us when I got here. Look where we are now and where they are." 

[deiseach]

haha irony is lost on those , love the Wheres Wally character going mad

[Bernard Diomede]

https://twitter.com/Gilly0151/status/981863746212651010?s=08

[niallers]

That's fucking brilliant.

[manwiththestick]

It made me laugh.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

" Everton aren't we, Everton aren't we "

 

Yes, yes you are. Thankfully.

[deiseach]

https://twitter.com/Gilly0151/status/981863746212651010?s=08

[Lycan]

I hate the majority of their fan base. Horrible, vile, bitter dickheads. Self-proclaimed bastions of moral greatness, whiter than white, holier-than-though, snivelling gobshites. Stick your faux moral outrage at everything we do up your arses!

[Anubis]

That video is hilarious. As are some of the comments.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Just whatsapped workbloo saying "bloody hell didn't even realise it was the derby tomorrow!"

[Vincent Vega]

https://mobile.twitter.com/elscouse/status/982274253243502592

[Bjornebye]

Just whatsapped workbloo saying "bloody hell didn't even realise it was the derby tomorrow!"

He might not reply seeing as his missus has just walked into the door frame

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Just whatsapped workbloo saying "bloody hell didn't even realise it was the derby tomorrow!"

Attaboy!

[Dr Nowt]

All of that video made me chuckle, but the repetition of “Where’s the Arteta money?” had me wheezing away such that people were asking what’s so funny.

 

Easiest answer ever. “Everton are”.