*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Sputnik1]

Everton fans to boycott the Europa League game at Goodison an a protest at the club failing to secure a new manager. Details of the boycott will be announced at 2200hrs tonight. 

[Harry Squatter]

Dont loads of them boycott cup games anyway? As they dont come as part of their half season ticket deals.

 

At least some Atalanta fans will visit the LFC stadium tour and shop.

[liverpoolsno9]

Had to laugh at this one on GOT about Simeone. 24 Carat gold.

 

If were able to overpay massively on players then I'm sure we could find enough to put in a 15-20mil offer to Atletico.

Give Simeone 15mil a year with a transfer budget of 150mil + Sales

Clauses in his contract that safeguard us.

I personally think he would prefer us to an established champions league team, hed relish the challenge.

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[ZonkoVille77]

Had to laugh at this one on GOT about Simeone. 100 Carrot cunt.

 

If were able to overpay massively on players then I'm sure we could find enough to put in a 15-20mil offer to Atletico.

Give Simeone 15mil a year with a transfer budget of 150mil + Sales

Clauses in his contract that safeguard us.

I personally think he would prefer us to an established champions league team, hed relish the challenge.

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I know, I know.

[The Guest]

There was absolute murder in town last night. Apparently a load of Atalanta fans with a load of bouncers. There’s a video doing the rounds on twitter. I imagine they’ve turned up acting the cunt thinking they could take over and the bouncers in town have rubbed their hands.

[Jairzinho]

They'll go for Tony's ma.

 

Everyone does, sooner or later.

 

Another first for Everton.

 

The first to be turned down by Tony's ma.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Had to laugh at this one on GOT about Simeone. 24 Carat gold.

If were able to overpay massively on players then I'm sure we could find enough to put in a 15-20mil offer to Atletico.

Give Simeone 15mil a year with a transfer budget of 150mil + Sales

Clauses in his contract that safeguard us.

I personally think he would prefer us to an established champions league team, hed relish the challenge.

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You would like to think this is a wum, but we all know it's not. Have they learnt nothing, Moshiri is putting in shit and they still laud him. Then again some know he's a fraud, not many though.

[Sputnik1]

 

Everton looking to hire some 'boo' machines, specialised PA system to simulate the crowd booing due to the forecast very low attendance.

 

Operation Osman will see speakers draped in Everton shirts located at various parts of the ground to simulate the disgust at various times, especially at half time and full time. 

 

"The system is very realistic" said main technician Fred Shyte, "It can even broadcast a loud 'handball' shout at random times, even when there hasn't even been a handball" 

 

In other news

 

The caterers arrive with the stadium food and drinks for tonights crowd. 

 

[Guest Pistonbroke]

I'm not sure what legs the rumour about them wanting Ralf Rangnick have, but he's fucking wank. 

[Sputnik1]

Not just red they have a problem with 

 

 

50% off everything, should we make an offer for Pickford?

[Wezza]

Can't be having Black Friday - obvious really

 

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Can't be having Black Friday - obvious really

 

Or Orange Wednesday.

[Bob]

Can't be having Black Friday - obvious really

 

More fitting, surely...

 

[Talismanic]

Or any Red letter days

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Fume Friday

[Trumo]

 

 

They hardly ever take part in Europe, and they barely ever win when they do.

[Josef Svejk]

You don't need to take part to be take-parters, but they are take-parters.

[Trumo]

Nil Take-Parters Nisi Optimum.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Contracts exchanged on Bramley Moore, whatever that means. 

[Einch]

Commence operation heads falling off.

[Jockey]

Contracts exchanged on Bramley Moore, whatever that means. 

 

They've put a towel down on a sun lounger. Which they have yet to pay for. 

[Harry Squatter]

Still no actual stadium plans. One blue I play footy with told us in March 2016 that Bramley Moore was a "done deal".

 

These reports always either seem to surface when they are playing shite or we have a good run.

[Guest]

Can't be having Black Friday - obvious really

 

The picture of Jordan Henderson without the Captain's armband looks fantastic!! Where can we buy this so that it becomes a real thing?

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Ah, that lack of self awareness is on full show again today.

 

Apparently, our heads have fell off again at the lease of land news. Obviously they're ignoring their lack of a proper manager, that they're getting rebuffed left, right and centre in their pursuit of a new boss, that they don't have a striker worthy of the name, that pretty much every one of their summer signings has flopped and that they're about to play a dead rubber game in on of the most embarrassing European campaigns ever seen, no doubt in front of a half empty stadium which will further debunk their "we go the game" fallacy.

 

Yep. I'm proper livid, here....

[Stickman]

Apparently it's a 200 year lease and at a peppercorn rate....

 

I'll look forward to a spade in the ground sometime around 2155