*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Trumo]

The grand old lady doth protest too much, methinks.

[magicrat]

I hope they get Dyche. He's so limited and alehouse. 

 

I know its fun to slag of all things blue but Dyche may do well at Everton. His footballing options are limited at Burnley and all small clubs that have any success in the PL play with a large slice of alehouse tactics and high intensity, What else can they do with lesser players to bridge the gap with better financed teams. Could he adapt at Everton and get their players to put in a shift is the question ?  Get rid of one or two wage thieves and bring in a couple of yard dogs and he might get them winning games, Silly to write him off yet

[stringvest]

It's a pity they aren't interested in Craig Shakespeare, we could have loads of fun with Shakespeare quotes.

Alas poor Yakubu. I knew him well. And was indeed poor.

[Tony Moanero]

I don't mind Dyche. I have no problem with so-called smaller clubs playing alehouse football, as you cut your cloth accordingly.

 

So, sue me.

[Talismanic]

Frailty, thy name is Koeman!

[Talismanic]

and we don't need to change this one...

 

Cry "Havoc!" and let slip the dogs of war!

 

 

[Sputnik1]

Cry

Have Dyche

And let slip the dogs of war. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Alas poor Yannick, his knee blew well

[Trumo]

Misery acquaints a man with strange bedfellows.

 

(I didn't have to change that one.)

[Trumo]

Neither a borrower nor a lender be; for loan oft loses both itself and friend, and borrowing dulls the edge of husbandry. And besides, we can just slap the money down on the table, lid.

[Vincent Vega]

When I hear Dyche talk I always think of Paul Barron in The Club from Bang, Bang, It's Reeves And Mortimer.

 

 

Here he is in action at the start of this vid:

 

 

 

He'd just be Moyes part 2. My season ticket holding mate couldn't be less excited by the prospect of him.

[Red74]

Meanwhile on twitter, the gift that keeps on giving, err, keeps on giving

 

the esk@theesk

Assuming PL, regular European football & BM built #EFC can be valued at £600-900m by 2021. Investment in right manager pays huge dividends

31/10/2017, 12:32

[Einch]

When I hear Dyche talk I always think of Paul Barron in The Club from Bang, Bang, It's Reeves And Mortimer.

 

 

Here he is in action at the start of this vid:

 

 

 

He'd just be Moyes part 2. My season ticket holding mate couldn't be less excited by the prospect of him.

You mean half season ticket holding surely?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Big risk bringing the Burnley manager in, last throw of the Dyche stuff.

[sir roger]

All that glisters is not gold

Often have you heard that told

Many a man his life hath sold

But my outside to behold

Gilded tombs do worms enfold

Had you been as wise as bold

You'd have been a red you dickhead.

[Anubis]

He'll be just one more Douche in a club full of them.

[Red74]

I know its fun to slag of all things blue but Dyche may do well at Everton. His footballing options are limited at Burnley and all small clubs that have any success in the PL play with a large slice of alehouse tactics and high intensity, What else can they do with lesser players to bridge the gap with better financed teams. Could he adapt at Everton and get their players to put in a shift is the question ? Get rid of one or two wage thieves and bring in a couple of yard dogs and he might get them winning games, Silly to write him off yet

The thing with Dyche is that he’s had years to build this team without any pressure on him and a serious amount of goodwill from everyone connected to the club and town. He takes over at that mess and they’ll be running him out of town by New Year’s Eve and the bittor will be putting notes in the crumbling wailing wall on bullens road asking for Fat sam

[Harry Squatter]

The Esk is on crack. Wasn't he the one who keeps baiting them with tales of world class players and a stadium bigger and better than Wembley?.

 

I love the Everton stadium thread on Skyscrapercity. In the summer they were saying it will be 65000 capacity because Moshiri wants to be the best at everything including buying the Liver buildings. Fast forward to now and they are shitting their keks about being relegated.

[Jenson]

Dyche would be great for Everton. I mean he's got Burnley out of the Championship a couple of times.

[Harry Squatter]

Just got into an Evertonian taxi as the trains from Lime Street are all fucked. Shall I go into full WUM mode??

[Special K]

Just got into an Evertonian taxi as the trains from Lime Street are all fucked. Shall I go into full WUM mode??

No idea why you even have to ask!

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Just got into an Evertonian taxi as the trains from Lime Street are all fucked. Shall I go into full WUM mode??

 

Tell him a bloke you know from from Germany said Hoffenheim's Julian Nagelsmann is interested in the job. It'll be viral within hours. 

[TheHowieLama]

Ask him about the Tom Davies to Utd rumour.

[Fugitive]

Tell him Moshiri has got a red Christmas tree.

[Harry Squatter]

He was a tough nut to crack. He didn't even flinch when I played ring of fire on youtube pretending it was my ringtone.

 

He then answers his phone. Now can you guess what his ringtone was?

 

I came up with some blag that Sturridge was skint when he was 16 because of his Dads gambling problem and he used his body for medical tests when he was younger and that is why all the injuries are catching up with him now.

 

He then went on about the new manager but the new man needs to understand the club and has to have a good track record of winning. So that rules out everyone then.