*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Pidge]

Apparently they've decided that Sandro is shite.

[aws]

Is he calling arguably the best referee "that Europe thing"?

Strange choice of words.

He is referring to the rules of the competition. Ifitadnabinfertherules....

[Tj hooker]

Apparently they've decided that Sandro is shite.

£5 million for a Spanish super star yeah that works , Spanish clubs don't usually let world class talent go for 5 million we should know .

[Razoray]

I don't see what's in it for Costa. He can have 6 months off, go to AM and be firing and sharp in the world cup when everyone else is fucked.

He has no preseason done so won't be fit until mid October. It's for less than 3 months really

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

"Signing Chelsea rejects"

 

Goals this season

 

Salah 2

Everton 2

 

Shots on target this season

 

Salah 8

Everton 6

[The Acolyte]

"Signing Chelsea rejects"

Goals this season

Salah 2

Everton 2

Shots on target this season

Salah 8

Everton 6

Source please. I want, no, I NEED to inform my bitter friends about this

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Source please. I want, no, I NEED to inform my bitter friends about this

Just tell them that a taxi driver told you. That's a reliable source for them.

[Gnasher]

Rooney retired from England as he dosnt want anything to get in the way of him winning trophies with Everton.

 

And I thought it was because Gareth Southgate fucked him off out of the squad.

[Harry Squatter]

My cousin was watching the match in his local the other day and already in there after their defeat to Chelsea was his bad bitter Evertonian neighbour who never seems to go to any games.

 

After the game my cousin just starts talking to him normally and doesn't take the piss about them getting beat. My cousin says that the midfield 3 of Can, Wijnaldum and Henderson were really good. Without warning the neighbour goes off on one about Everton's holy trinity.

 

My cousin then says "oh I knew Howard Kendall was a manager but I never knew he played for you". My cousin isn't arsed about Everton in the slightest and is only 28. The neighbour just exploded and had a rant in a very high pitched voice about my cousin being a know nothing cunt because he'd never heard of the Holy Trinity and stormed off out of the pub.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Rooney retired from England as he dosnt want anything to get in the way of him winning trophies with Everton.

And I thought it was because Gareth Southgate fucked him off out of the squad.

Yeah I said that. Last week.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

My cousin was watching the match in his local the other day and already in there after their defeat to Chelsea was his bad bitter Evertonian neighbour who never seems to go to any games.

After the game my cousin just starts talking to him normally and doesn't take the piss about them getting beat. My cousin says that the midfield 3 of Can, Wijnaldum and Henderson were really good. Without warning the neighbour goes off on one about Everton's holy trinity.

My cousin then says "oh I knew Howard Kendall was a manager but I never knew he played for you". My cousin isn't arsed about Everton in the slightest and is only 28. The neighbour just exploded and had a rant in a very high pitched voice about my cousin being a know nothing cunt because he'd never heard of the Holy Trinity and stormed off out of the pub.

To be fair that was like a red rag to a bull for most bs, if your cousin would have known and pretended not to it would have been even funnier haha.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I've honestly never heard of the holy trinity

[joeyk]

I've honestly never heard of the holy trinity

You don't know your 'istory lad...

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I've honestly never heard of the holy trinity

Well you're probably Norwegian or Southern.

[Numero Veinticinco]

I’m tagging the thread with Who-ly Trinity.

[Fugitive]

Were they called that because they touched kids

[Trumo]

I've honestly never heard of the holy trinity

 

Nil Father And Son Nisi Holy Ghost.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

The Farter the Scum and the Holy Goat.

 

Ifithadnabinfasatan

[deiseach]

He should have said that Liverpool have the Holy Trinity-Plus-One. Rush scored one...

 

[Talismanic]

Commentator on the Chelsea game refers to Rooney as The Talisman.

 

*Snigger*

Noooooooooooo

[House of Dirk]

My cousin was watching the match in his local the other day and already in there after their defeat to Chelsea was his bad bitter Evertonian neighbour who never seems to go to any games.

 

After the game my cousin just starts talking to him normally and doesn't take the piss about them getting beat. My cousin says that the midfield 3 of Can, Wijnaldum and Henderson were really good. Without warning the neighbour goes off on one about Everton's holy trinity.

 

My cousin then says "oh I knew Howard Kendall was a manager but I never knew he played for you". My cousin isn't arsed about Everton in the slightest and is only 28. The neighbour just exploded and had a rant in a very high pitched voice about my cousin being a know nothing cunt because he'd never heard of the Holy Trinity and stormed off out of the pub.

 

 

Kendall was definitely the spirit.......

[Strontium]

The Holy Trinity or, as Howard saw things, the Holy Sextet.

[Anubis]

I hadn't been on GOT for a while so I've just been having a quick catch up on some of their threads.

 

Well that didn't take long. Ashley Williams has gone from being the second defensive coming, to achieve defensive donkey status, and Moshri has been downgraded from billionaire saviour to slightly more slick Bill Kenwright. It's finally dawned on them that their transfer funding has come from the Lukaku sale.

[Manny]

I hadn't been on GOT for a while so I've just been having a quick catch up on some of their threads.

 

Well that didn't take long. Ashley Williams has gone from being the second defensive coming, to achieve defensive donkey status, and Moshri has been downgraded from billionaire saviour to slightly more slick Bill Kenwright. It's finally dawned on them that their transfer funding has come from the Lukaku sale.

Lovely Iranian.

[Jose Jones]

I hadn't been on GOT for a while so I've just been having a quick catch up on some of their threads.

 

Well that didn't take long. Ashley Williams has gone from being the second defensive coming, to achieve defensive donkey status, and Moshri has been downgraded from billionaire saviour to slightly more slick Bill Kenwright. It's finally dawned on them that their transfer funding has come from the Lukaku sale.

They've still done well for them though, with a positive net spend.

A couple of years ago they would have flogged Lukaku for 75 million then spent 25 million of it.