*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Guest Pistonbroke]

Haha got that one lined up for later

 

 

Just handed him his brew with a patronising "there you go mate, chin up"

 

30 seconds later

 

"Hate the way you always go on about how you're not arsed about the derby (note: I've never said this) and then yous bring balloons to the away end like it's a party"

"It was a reference to your 21st anniversary of not winning anything mate I think"

"Well that's just pathetic isn't it?"

 

Hahahaha, I'd fucking love to be part of it. Tell him you love that song "Mane rivers to cross."

[Harry Squatter]

From the Moshi Monster thread on GOT.

 

 

 

He's not even kidding, Mr Moshri. Shake in your sandals.

First club to be allowed to buy players in the December transfer window.

[Jarvinja Ilnow]

What a birthday treat that was!

 

Choke on that you bitter blue bellends!

Mane happy returns, mate.

[deiseach]

They were getting delusions of grandeur after beating Arsenal. Put the Redshite wins over Inter, St Etienne and Chelsea in the shade, so it did. Now they're wishing they could go back and lose it.

[Talismanic]

I'm expecting an announcement about their new stadium in the next few days, something like "we're looking at several sites, exiting times ahead, etc,etc,etc.......

[KMD7]

Haha got that one lined up for later

 

 

Just handed him his brew with a patronising "there you go mate, chin up"

 

30 seconds later

 

"Hate the way you always go on about how you're not arsed about the derby (note: I've never said this) and then yous bring balloons to the away end like it's a party"

"It was a reference to your 21st anniversary of not winning anything mate I think"

"Well that's just pathetic isn't it?"

He sounds utterly defeated mate. Excellent

[Dr Nowt]

Haha got that one lined up for later

 

 

Just handed him his brew with a patronising "there you go mate, chin up"

 

30 seconds later

 

"Hate the way you always go on about how you're not arsed about the derby (note: I've never said this) and then yous bring balloons to the away end like it's a party"

"It was a reference to your 21st anniversary of not winning anything mate I think"

"Well that's just pathetic isn't it?"

He's right though. 21 years without a trophy is pathetic.

[PestiRed]

I'm expecting an announcement about their new stadium in the next few days, something like "we're looking at several sites, exiting times ahead, etc,etc,etc.......

Evertonian‏ @skbytes

Some good news tonight #Everton new staduim will be announced early Jan 2017, construction starts July 2017 #EVELIV

 

 

They are taking this as gospel - although God knows why Mosh would use an anonymous blert from Chester to announce the news

[Bjornebye]

Hahahhahahahaaaaaaaaaaa

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Paulie tell him it's not all bad news, DJ Scoop fro CBB was at the game ( who ? ) according to the Echo he could be a fan. Although he was at Anfield earlier in the season too apparently.

Tell him you forgot about Dre.

[Guest LFD]

Joe ‏@_Joe1878 12h12 hours ago

Ronald Koeman hugged Mane at the end. Fucking rat shouldn't be allowed anywhere near Everton

[Tj hooker]

Evertonian‏ @skbytes

Some good news tonight #Everton new staduim will be announced early Jan 2017, construction starts July 2017 #EVELIV

 

 

They are taking this as gospel - although God knows why Mosh would use an anonymous blert from Chester to announce the news

Christ didn't take long anything to deflect from a shite squad & shite ground although some idiots will take it as gospel.

What surprises me if the pit is such an iconic ground why would you want to move to a potentially souless run of the mill new ground I mean it can never replace the " grand old lady " could it

[Guest LFD]

Look at the guy gurning in the glasses. 

 

 

Loved this from Lucas.

 

 

[Guest LFD]

From GOT :

 

I shouldn't be giving them the attention but that happy 21st birthday banner has riled me up.The nerve of them.They have had way more money to spend over the years than us and they have gone 26 years without winning a league title.Money couldn't buy them the league and it doesn't seem to have bought them any class either.

 

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Hahahaha, I'd fucking love to be part of it. Tell him you love that song "Mane rivers to cross."

Start humming that Paul McCartney Crimbo song, then sing the chorus as "simply having a wonderful injury time."

[Guest LFD]

Merry Christmas Everton!

 

https://twitter.com/JonCook5/status/810986996155949056

[Wezza]

[Anubis]

They'd never have a red dial on anything.

[Cardie]

Barkley might be the biggest disappointment that an overhyped English midfielder has turned out to be since Jack Wilshire.

 

I remember when he was 19 people were talking about United putting in a bid for 45 million. And now that he should be coming into his prime he's utter wank. What happened to him?

He got likened to Gascoigne.

 

It's a similar curse to then one that afflicts the French with Zidane.

[Lee909]

 

 

From GOT :

 

Money couldn't buy them the league and it doesn't seem to have bought them any class either.

Bought us this though

[Guest LFD]

They are like Atletico!

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

The time we have gone without winning the league will be a stick to beat us with till we win it again.

" Even Leicester won it " Indeed , so why haven't you ?

Also many unfashionable teams have won a trophy since 1995. Some haven't.

[deiseach]

Any feeewm from the practitioners of The School of Science at Klopp's suggestion that they started 'pretty wild'?

[Dr Nowt]

Can't believe their scrabble for the moral high ground has started.

 

Hugely out of character.

[Guest LFD]

They are racist to one of our players.

 

But we're the ones who lack class.