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*Shakes head* Everton again.

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My dad died yesterday morning (he was 83 and had been ill). It’s very sad to see the utter hatred these cunts have now. Wall pushing gestures etc. My dad was a blue. He wouldn’t have condoned that sor

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Paulie's work bitter update should be a cracker...

 

Here are some odds:

 

Mention of Klopp needing to whip all the wools and daytrippers up to get some atmosphere - 1/25

 

You are fucked now Coutinho is fucked - 1/16

 

You never scored against them either - evs

 

You aren't gonna win league - 11/8

 

Something about Everton - 33/1

 

 

Bayern looking at Klopp - 5/2

 

 

Those 3 among a couple of others

 

Cringy that Klopp had to whip up the crowd (don't honestly disagree with him) 

 

Coutinho injured means we'll have to play Sturridge who's attitude is terrible and is always injured.  I mentioned we brought Origi on for him who scored "yeah, with a cross"

 

Klopp wouldn't turn down Bayern because there's not the stigma between the two teams that's why so many players move between them.  He's going to put a tenner on him leaving in the summer. 

 

Something about us having more penalties this calendar year than any other team in top flight European football (citation needed)

 

Then came a surprisingly frank critique of their performance.  Williams is a donkey but wasn't Koeman's choice (The birth of the Everton transfer committee??) Lukaku never fancies it away from home.  Barkley is regressing.  Should've sold Coleman when United were sniffing around.  Baines is finished.  Gueye looks like they bought him from a a relegated side. Koeman is just assessing his squad this half of the season though to reinforce in Jan. 

 

I think a derby defeat would break him.  I bought a mint selection from the shops this morning so he could actually enjoy something Everton related.  

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Those 3 among a couple of others

 

Cringy that Klopp had to whip up the crowd (don't honestly disagree with him)

 

Coutinho injured means we'll have to play Sturridge who's attitude is terrible and is always injured. I mentioned we brought Origi on for him who scored "yeah, with a cross"

 

Klopp wouldn't turn down Bayern because there's not the stigma between the two teams that's why so many players move between them. He's going to put a tenner on him leaving in the summer.

 

Something about us having more penalties this calendar year than any other team in top flight European football (citation needed)

 

Then came a surprisingly frank critique of their performance. Williams is a donkey but wasn't Koeman's choice (The birth of the Everton transfer committee??) Lukaku never fancies it away from home. Barkley is regressing. Should've sold Coleman when United were sniffing around. Baines is finished. Gueye looks like they bought him from a a relegated side. Koeman is just assessing his squad this half of the season though to reinforce in Jan.

 

I think a derby defeat would break him. I bought a mint selection from the shops this morning so he could actually enjoy something Everton related.

Better than any soap opera

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Better than any soap opera

 

I'm actually feeling sly on him now as although he hates Liverpool he doesn't spout as much vitriol as a lot of them.   Like a pile of precious stones on the beach he could hold in his hand his optimism has been eroded by the blue sea of Everton until it's now sand slipping through his fingers

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The early season optimism from my bad blue neighbour seems to have evaporated. Came home from holiday in early September to see he had actually fixed the fence.

He bought a new car too, surprisingly not blue like their old one. Still awaiting the shit car sticker.

Repainted the door in a different shade of blue though. You cannot gloss over everything mate.

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