*Shakes head* Everton again.

[The Acolyte]

Bitter mates have gone quiet. Whenever I try to turn the conversation to the latest results they change the subject. They wouldn't shut up when we lost to Burnley. I wonder how bad the fume will be if they lost their next match?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

25 seconds it took him. The " marker " must be a magic one he has spent too much time sniffing. The irony of some of those comments. Perfect example of the uber twisted and bitter hypocritical blue. That wasn't a Manc accent, he is from Walton Hall and had catarrh.

 

" an what ? " and we have played 3 of last years top 4 and Chelsea already in the first 6 games but he could see no cause for optimism haha!

 

Their best ever start and still behind us. It s very early days but if we can perform regularly like we did against Hull we will be top four contenders.

[Lee909]

 

 

but if we can perform regularly like we did against Hull we will be top four contenders.

If we perform like we have in the first 6 games we wont be looking over our shoulders from 4th. We will comfortable be in the top 3.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

If we perform like we have in the first 6 games we wont be looking over our shoulders from 4th. We will comfortable be in the top 3.

Beating the Hull's of this world home and away is the key. Like most I don't fear for us against so called top teams.

[Paco]

So far so nothing.

Is he in?

[deiseach]

So far so nothing. 

 

[Paulie Dangerously]

I cracked

 

What happened Saturday mate?  Were you worth a point?

 

• Shite, Bournemouth came out and pressed (not Gengenpressing though, I checked)
• This season is a freebie for Koeman
• Still got most of Martinez squad who arent good enough
• Happy to finish 8th or 9th 
• If they're in the top 6 in January he'll be happy

 

Then he turned it over to us

• Klopp hasn't fixed the defensive problem, just patched it up
• He's not convinced by Matip or Lovren and we need a new left back
• Conceding too many goals to be title contenders

He's worried. 

[Einch]

He seemed almost reasonable there Paulie. Not rabid at all. Has someone given him a tranquilizer or something?

[Paulie Dangerously]

He seemed almost reasonable there Paulie. Not rabid at all. Has someone given him a tranquilizer or something?

 

 

I think the bullishness of pre season has evaporated and the residue that is left is just the realisation that it's going to be another slog for them.  

[johnsusername]

Koeman sounded quite depressed after the match. When he was asked why his gameplan went wrong, his response was "I don't know - ask the players." Good old team bonding there.

 

Welcome to Everton, Ronald.

[lifetime fan]

Reckon I'm going to give 606 a call next week and pretend to be a bitter.

 

See how many cliches I can get in without getting sussed.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Our mate on 606 came out with the old " they don't go the game " it confused me as it always does.

I must have imagined the other 50k in the ground. Maybe we should get one that can hold our 100's of millions of fans worldwide.

 

Of course he could be talking about locals not going the game, which given his accent is somewhat ironic. That said he could have come up with anew mantra. " Everton. And what ".

[Paco]

I cracked

 

What happened Saturday mate? Were you worth a point?

 

• Shite, Bournemouth came out and pressed (not Gengenpressing though, I checked)
• This season is a freebie for Koeman
• Still got most of Martinez squad who arent good enough
• Happy to finish 8th or 9th
• If they're in the top 6 in January he'll be happy

Then he turned it over to us

• Klopp hasn't fixed the defensive problem, just patched it up
• He's not convinced by Matip or Lovren and we need a new left back
• Conceding too many goals to be title contenders

He's worried.

Disappointed but not surprised

[JoeyJones65]

You're overlooking two salient points

1. They're shit.

2. We're not.

3. Bar Spurs at the pit they haven't played anyone of note yet. We've already played Arsenal, Spurs and Chelsea away and took 7 points from those games...as well as giving the Champions a hammering. Bitters will get fuck all from those teams...

[JoeyJones65]

Koeman sounded quite depressed after the match. When he was asked why his gameplan went wrong, his response was "I don't know - ask the players." Good old team bonding there.

 

Welcome to Everton, Ronald.

Why's your game plan going wrong Ronald? "Ask the players"

Why are your club's fans screeching demented twats Ronald? "Ask them"

Why is your ground falling to bits Ronald? "Ask Ronseal"

Where's the £1.3 billion transfer war chest Ronald? "Ask Bill".

[Furmedge]

Reckon I'm going to give 606 a call next week and pretend to be a bitter.

 

See how many cliches I can get in without getting sussed.

You'll be sussed as soon as you say hello. "Olroight my loverrrr?" isn't very County Road.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

BBC Radio 5 live - 606, 24/09/2016

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p048xth6#play

 

1:01:39 onwards. A very salty blue who phones up to talk about Everton. After about 30 seconds, I bet you can't guess what the topic of conversation changes to......

 

Ha ha ha.

Lovely!

 

"We were pooer today."

 

Indeed. Bournemouth are poo. Everton are pooer.

[Russ Atmosphere]

BBC Radio 5 live - 606, 24/09/2016

http://www.bbc.co.uk/programmes/p048xth6#play

 

1:01:39 onwards. A very salty blue who phones up to talk about Everton. After about 30 seconds, I bet you can't guess what the topic of conversation changes to......

 

Ha ha ha.

 

You'd struggle to invent a fan so bitter.

 

Sounded yorkshire to me...but then they all sound the same to me.

 

Don't think he's a yorkie despite the poo-er pronunciation... t'other side of moo-ers I reckon. 

[Harry Squatter]

Believe me there are worse ones than him. He was quite tame.

[lifetime fan]

You'll be sussed as soon as you say hello. "Olroight my loverrrr?" isn't very County Road.

I might open with that.

[Lee909]

 

 

Our mate on 606 came out with the old " they don't go the game " it confused me as it always does.

I must have imagined the other 50k in the ground.

That just you and another 50k Noggies snd Welsh fans. Not one scouser in the stadium at all

[Rushies tash]

That just you and another 50k Noggies snd Welsh fans. Not one scouser in the stadium at all

There was one on talk shite just then. Couldn't have been more über Scouse if he'd tried. Was making some points about Wayne Rooney never being world class in the first place, and Ross Barkley being overrated. Admirably, he lasted the entire call before having to blurt out that 'he goes the game, not like Liverpool fans'. I can't even imagine what it must be like to be a blue. Never ever enjoying a match without casting a thought to how it affects us.

 

Or never ever enjoying a match...

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Just been to my brother's for a little birthday tea for my nephew.

 

Presents were given. He's not overly interested in football, but is starting to take a bit of an interest. But, he's too little to get it all just yet.

 

Anyway, the difference in presents was striking. The non-interested in football and the Liverpool fan presence gave him typical lads presents, Play People, toy fire engine, Paw Patrol stuff etc.

 

Then, onto the Everton uncles and granddad. I've nothing against them, they're all good blokes, relatively not too bitter blues. But, every present was Everton. An Everton swimbag. An Everton shirt with his name and age on it. A "when I'm older I want to play for Everton" book.

 

My nephews mum is a fairly low level red, but she's not too fussed by the Everton presents, but she just turned to me and said "coerced not manufactured."

 

Let the lad make his own mind up, for crying out loud.

[Josef Svejk]

Let the lad make his own mind up, for crying out loud.

 

Save his soul!

[Lee909]

If they are putting that cladding up to stop them seeing Anfield. We should go full Monty Burns and put a giant disc to block out the sun.