*Shakes head* Everton again.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Is Pocchettino having a threesome with Brook and Johannson?

 

Spawny twat.

[Boss]

 

But.... Moshi's millions lad.

[Sputnik1]

Is Pocchettino having a threesome with Brook and Johannson?

 

Spawny twat.

 

 

Johansson FFS

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Hotspur Related @HotspurRelated

 

Sky Sports report Everton had a medical room ready for Moussa Sissoko but he turned his phone off.

 

This is too funny.

So he never even got to fail his medical.

[waddy78]

You can imagine the voicemail Ronald Koeman left Sissoko can't you:

 

RK: hi Mo its Ronald Koeman, give us a ring back when you get this message, we are a big club you know.

 

20 mins later.......

 

RK: Mo, its Ronald again erm you must be in a poor reception area, give us a call back mate please soon.. erm you can see the new Anfield main stand from here its boss give us a call mate.

 

Sissoko just hits delete with a big grin on his face. and the mighty blues are left looking like a shambles in the last 30 mins of transfer deadline day.

[Sputnik1]

@grandoldteam Bolasie 28m William's 12m gueye 8m all come in around 50m which is stones money there never was a 100m transfer budget

GrandOldTeam.com ‏@grandoldteam 1m1 minute ago

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Not to mention the TV money...
No point spending for the sake of it but Koeman said he wanted 4. Since then, 1.

 

 

Pennies dropping all over the city.

[Tj hooker]

So he never even got to fail his medical.

That's gotta be a first even for the bitters

[jimmycase]

Im getting vibes sissoko has turned the shite down for spurs, yes?

[Sputnik1]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Im getting vibes sissoko has turned the shite down for spurs, yes?

Indeed.

 

They have managed to borrow one of West Ham's cast-offs, though, so all is well.

[amli]

Glad to see an anti-merc turning down the bitter billions.

[PestiRed]

Didn't find out that Porto only owned 50% of the player they were trying to buy and sent a private jet for a player who switches off his mobile when he sees Koeman trying to call him. That Moshiri has really turned them into a professional outfit

 

They'll be fuming next week when it turns out that Farhad didn't understand the difference between Bramley Moore and Ilkley Moor

[Sputnik1]

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Maarten Stekelenburg

Idrissa Gueye

Ashley Williams

Yannick Bolasie

Dominic Calvert-Lewin

Enner Valencia

 

 

 

 

Are we still jealous and/or shitting ourselves?

[Horus]

"now let's say we get a few of the players we have been linked with in - the likes of Strootman (20m), Witsel (25m) and we go for Butland (30m) and VVD (30m), we buy Milik or Janssen for 15m

 

thats 120m spent, and probably looking at around 500k in wages (again a generous estimate)

 

leaves the club with 90m and 500k in wages still burning a hole in our lovely Iranians pocket, but no statement signing, just some very good ones that will make the team very competitive, say we then blow a 30m bid on Perisic (current flavour of the month after his Euro exploits and also a position we depserately need sorting) and we give him parity with rom on wages - so another 140k and 30m gone

 

we are then left with a 60m and 360 pw situation, to go out their and target a 'statement' signing for the club to propel us into the spotlight, go throw that at Madrid, offer them their asking price for James Rodriguez and see what they actually say when we slap the money on the table, and see what his agent says when we offer to double his current 110k pw wages.

 

Honestly it sounds mental even typing this out, but money talks in football, and if we are serious in making a statement then we couldn't make a bigger on than this"

 

The first four words of the last paragraph, I agree with

 

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

They have a left back on the books, so....

[Sputnik1]

[PestiRed]

They have a left back on the books, so....

But not a real goalkeeper which seems to be something of an oversight

[Sputnik1]

[Herp McDerp]

So I take it no one here thinks there's any danger they'll finish above us then?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

So I take it no one here thinks there's any danger they'll finish above us then?

There is no danger of that.

[moof]

At least we'll always be able to laugh at Everton. They never let you down.

[King Emlyn]

There is no danger of that.

Mmm

[Strontium]

Yeah, no way Everton are finishing 11th.

[Herp McDerp]

There is no danger of that.

 

 

At least we'll always be able to laugh at Everton. They never let you down.

 

 

Here's to hoping this stays true this season. I've never been as confused about our overall ability as I am with the current squad, we've got a world class manager heading up a bunch of spineless fannies and one or two players that can turn it on once in a while. Wouldn't be surprised if we finished anywhere  between 3rd and 10th.