*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Anubis]

Well he can't do it with medals or trophies.

[BRAP]

Runner-Up : Milk Cup (1984), FA Cup (1985), First Division (1986), FA Cup (1986)

 

They could of ruled Europe if us mudering cunts never ruined everthing .......

 

they couldnt even rule england and get passed the mighy reds, we would be equaling Real madrid if there wasnt a ban in terms of European cups, Kennys side proved it in every major encounter with aging Howard kendal side, soft deluded twats

[Harry Squatter]

You don't need to win anything to be a winner at Everton.

[Curly]

That is defo not a real quote. Pathetic. You can see one of them uttering this shit. "Have you heard wha' Big Dunc has said abar Gerraaaard lid...?"

[Guest davelfc]

The pigeon fucker. 

[Harry Squatter]

Big Dunc the hard as nails cunt who would take on an entire pub full of special forces soldiers and eat them for breakfast. Then strangle Steffen Freund and elbow people.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Sees YNFA logo, instantly concludes it's made up shite by a page that is depressingly obsessed with Liverpool...

[AngryOfTuebrook]

That is defo not a real quote. Pathetic. You can see one of them uttering this shit. "Have you heard wha' Big Dunc has said abar Gerraaaard lid...?"

That was my first thought, too.

 

Then I saw it came from YNFA, so it must be true!

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Out of curiosity, I just went to check Druncan's Everton record - just to see what a legend he really is.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Duncan_Ferguson#Everton

 

In 10 and a bit seasons at Everton, he twice managed 11 goals in all competitions.  Every other year he was in single figures.  (In 2002-03, a particularly round figure.)

 

For a striker, those are not "legend" figures - they are Voronin or Diouf figures.  Whatever illiterate pillock put that  picture together inadvertently drew comparison with a midfielder with a much better goalscoring record.

[Curly]

To a club with anything about them he would be no more than a cult hero, to them he is their pinnacle. Nearly makes me feel sorry for them. Nearly

[Harry Squatter]

He's absolutely shite yet they treat him like Marco Van Basten because he scored a in a few derbies.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

He's absolutely shite yet they treat him like Marco Van Basten because he scored a in a few derbies.

I thought I'd check that out, too.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Merseyside_derby#All_time_goal_scorers

 

He's scored four derby goals - two in draws, one in the Gary Mac derby and only once when they won.  Even Harry Kewell managed to score goals in two winning derbies.

[Harry Squatter]

He only needed to score in the 1994 game where they beat us to become a legend. Sad twats that they are.

[Curly]

Would have been nice to see how long Big Dunc got away with wandering round strangling, butting and elbowing people if Souness was playing during that time.

[Harry Squatter]

Liverpool fans worshipping Suarez, a "convicted racist" - whoppers

 

Everton fans worshipping a drunken head butting jock convicted of assault and clapping him back into the pitch after being released from prison - not whoppers because he's a cult hero.

[Paulie Dangerously]

Jake Livermore bought his gear off Steven Gerrard. Pass it on

[Anny Road]

He sored the same number of goals for them as the legend Heskey did for us.

11 less than Dirk or 286 less than Rushie if you want to take the piss and show true legend status.

[King Emlyn]

That they hold that complete waste of space up as a "legend" tells you everything you need to know about them. Absolute joke of a football club

[AngryOfTuebrook]

He sored the same number of goals for them as the legend Heskey did for us.

11 less than Dirk or 286 less than Rushie if you want to take the piss and show true legend status.

In all competitions, Drunc scored 73 goals in 273 games across 11 seasons for Everton.  Legend.

 

Heskey scored 60 goals in 223 games across 5 seasons for Liverpool.  Routinely derided as the definitive donkey.

[Harry Squatter]

Yeah but he got an Everton tattoo on his arm

[Trumo]

Liverpool fans worshipping Suarez, a "convicted racist" - whoppers

 

Everton fans worshipping a drunken head butting jock convicted of assault and clapping him back into the pitch after being released from prison - not whoppers because he's a cult hero.

 

Nil Satis Oops I Seem To Have Dropped The Soap Optimum.

[King Emlyn]

Liverpool fans worshipping Suarez, a "convicted racist" - whoppers

Everton fans worshipping a drunken head butting jock convicted of assault and clapping him back into the pitch after being released from prison - not whoppers because he's a cult hero.

Don't forget that he was regaled onto the pitch following his release with a bagpipe procession . It's what they do

[Anny Road]

In all competitions, Drunc scored 73 goals in 273 games across 11 seasons for Everton.  Legend.

 

Heskey scored 60 goals in 223 games across 5 seasons for Liverpool.  Routinely derided as the definitive donkey.

The defining stat there is 273 games in 11 seasons whereas Heskey almost managed the same in 5.

[Kant]

I always enjoyed that line the bitters used to trot out about what a great bloo he was because he kept his Everton tattoo after he went to Newcastle.

Er, what?

[Dr Nowt]

Yeah but Big Dunc was the hardest player in the land and that was worth any amount of trophies.