*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Faustus]

"Evertonians are born, not manufactured," says boyhood red Leighton Baines in that.

[Faustus]

That pregnant woman going into the Everton club shop and then giving birth to a Mickey Rooney look-a-like fucking creased me.

[Guest davelfc]

They are easier to brainwash than some ISIS recruits.

 

We should have a competition on here to see what shite slogan they will use for the season after next.

 

That's almost as bad as some of the pyramid schemes out there, "those that don't understand, don't matter" brainwashed is the right word. Forgetting the rivalry for a moment, that's truly fucking awful. 

 

Is it any wonder they're a bunch of bitter obsessed twats when they're being fed this propaganda on a regular basis. 

 

I've NEVER EVER had a sensible football discussion with a bitter, NEVER. It's not about football, 20 years of winning fuck all tells you that. It's about taunting reds, sniping at them, pointing at our failures and ridiculing us when we lose, denigrating our victories. Ridiculing a Club that was so successful that it earned itself admiration of fans all over the world. They base their whole ethos on failure being a good thing, you're a winner without winning anything. 

 

Yep, you really have to be one gullible fucker to swallow that shit. Born? Chosen? I think nature selected them, they must have spent fucking weeks in that school mini bus.

[Anubis]

Whoa. Does Jagielka kidnap a little girl off a bridge in Stanley Park at 02:06 into that video?

 

#WeSnatchKids

 

 

It's like they actively want us to take the piss out of them. Like they have an inner need or craving for it.

[Anubis]

First team to sell next years season tickets in March

 

Got to get it in now before the damage Bobby has done gets any worse.

[cloggypop]

So that advert is trying to choose Everton fans rather than manufacture them?

[Mad Erik]

JULY - We got the game. It's what we do. Born, not manufactured.

 

DECEMBER - Half seasises on sale, lads. Any chance of going the fucking game for once?

[Trumo]

So you're born not manufactured, and chosen rather than able to choose, and those who don't understand do not matter. When you're born, you will not understand a thing because you're generally going to be learning about yourself and the world around you as you grow up. But because you don't understand, you don't actually matter. You also have no freedom of choice because you've been chosen already. What they're saying then is that to be an Evertonian means that you are unimportant and don't get a say in the matter.

 

Being a Muslim woman living under a strict Islamic regime looks like a walk in the park compared to the above.

 

Nil Satis Yes-I'd-Rather-Marry-That-60-Year-Old-Bloke-When-I'm-8 Optimum.

[BRAP]

The only thing they have chosen is not to have red taps, stupid cunts

[Harry Squatter]

They have a large proportion of fans like that tit waiting at the church with his Everton watch on. They all have to demonstrate their allegiance to Everton at every opportunity.

 

All have Z Cars as their mobile phone ringtone and have Duncan Ferguson grabbing Steffen Freund around the throat as their mobile or PC screensaver. Cars are normally plastered with the free goodies they get with their Half season ticket.

[Scooby Dudek]

Surely their ad campaigns are being run be undercover reds. It so much a parody, it can't be accidental. 

[an tha]

They have a large proportion of fans like that tit waiting at the church with his Everton watch on. They all have to demonstrate their allegiance to Everton at every opportunity.

 

All have Z Cars as their mobile phone ringtone and have Duncan Ferguson grabbing Steffen Freund around the throat as their mobile or PC screensaver. Cars are normally plastered with the free goodies they get with their Half season ticket.

A lot of blues are whoppers, for exactly the reasons mentioned, yet amazingly in their weird logic it isn't whopperism when it's them

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Surely their ad campaigns are being run be undercover reds. It so much a parody, it can't be accidental. 

I thought they'd cringe when they see it, but no.  A couple of my mates on Facey are saying stuff like

Brings a tear to the eye

and

Nearly sobbing

[Paulie Dangerously]

I thought they'd cringe when they see it, but no. A couple of my mates on Facey are saying stuff like

Brings a tear to the eye

and

Nearly sobbing

I was nearly crying. With laughter

[Stickman]

Fair play to them least they managed to capture your typical Blue....

 

[Russ Atmosphere]

[Mook]

Are they boycotting Nivea yet?

[aws]

Nil Sales Nisi Embarrassment.

[magicrat]

That's Konchesky's Dad I'll have you know. 

[Harry Squatter]

Barkley is better than Raheem Sterling

[Trumo]

 

As reds, we have a choice.

 

Take the red pill and we can take a trip down the rabbit hole and see with our own eyes the sheer scale of global support for the red half of Merseyside from places like Indonesia and Australia, where 95000 people turn out for a pre-season friendly, even if only to watch squad fillers try to keep fit. We can have numerous trips to Europe and occasionally see moments of thrilling disbelief as an unheralded team full of heart but short on top quality claws its way back from the dead to upset the odds and claim the scalp of a Milan side full of world class players. We can partake in the emotional rollercoaster that is a Premier League title challenge on several occasions despite not as of yet having experience of winning it. A world of possibility awaits.

 

Take the blue pill, and we can go back to a bubble of mundane existence where any trivial feat by our own is trumped up as greatness personified, and where mere mention of 'der redshite' leaves us frothing at the mouth, incoherent bile-filled sentences spewing forth along with steam coming out of our ears.

 

Of course, Evertonians aren't given that choice. Instead, they are chosen. From whence forth they are chosen, they can pretend to go the game.

[Anubis]

Cars are normally plastered with the free goodies they get with their Half season ticket.

 

And Taxi licencing plates....

[Vincent Vega]

They're lucky that some of the others are so shite, they have just 7 points from their last 10 games, they've won just 6 games out of 26 played this season, the same as Palace, West Brom, Hull and QPR, they always look like they'll concede (apart from the recent match against us when they had 10 men behind the ball) and Howard has started looking very iffy.

[Harry Squatter]

The longer they go in the Europa the worse it will be for them in the league.

[magicrat]

The longer they go in the Europa the worse it will be for them in the league.

The same argument could be said of us