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*Shakes head* Everton again.

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If memory serves me correct, they had to get Sly on the team by breaking Kevin O'Callaghan's arm so they could tell the Jerries that their goalie was injured with a straight face. They did this by putting poor Kevin's arm between two wooden slats and giving it a kick. So Sly is returning to the scene of the crime.

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Everton are Sylvester Stallone, and Liverpool are Kurt Russell:

 

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I'd forgotten the skip rats were playing tonight, and was just driving past Goodison when their pie delivery bloke walked across the road in front of me with stacked trays of pies and rolls. Luckily I'm quick on the brakes. A full-on half-time food disaster narrowly averted by your's truly.

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I'd forgotten the skip rats were playing tonight, and was just driving past Goodison when their pie delivery bloke walked across the road in front of me with stacked trays of pies and rolls. Luckily I'm quick on the brakes. A full-on half-time food disaster narrowly averted by your's truly.

 

Either the West Brom fans are fond of pies or tonight they're free, otherwise the only place those are ending up is in a skip.

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