*Shakes head* Everton again.

[Trumo]

He's just called Pienaar "Stevie P" while being interviewed on Sky!

 

#Steve Peen-arse Peen-arse

As pointless as Bruno Mars

He doesn't speak Afrikaans

Steve Peen-arse Peen-arse#

 

Nil Ivor Novello Award Nisi Optimum.

[El Dangerous]

Listening to Evertonians based on one touch in an early preseason game Besic was the next Beckenbauer, Platini, Matthaus and Rijkaard all rolled into one. How's it working out after that game?

Didn't he injure Barkley as well? "Besic you putz!"

 

"Oh ooh spaghettio"

[Pidge]

At least they'll be on first on Match of the Day...

[an tha]

'not many teams will score 3 against Chelsea this season' was an actual comment from a bitter mate of mine....

 

'yeah, I think you are right, but even less will concede 6 you daft twat'

 

Was my reply.

 

 

They really are a breed apart, aren't they!

[Brigant Moloch]

'not many teams will score 3 against Chelsea this season"

 

after being raped 3-6...Everton in a nutshell. Every little helps.

[Anubis]

I'm trying. By god I am trying! But no matter how much I want to believe in him, how much I want him to succeed and how much I want to just feel naturally positive about the man, I just can't help but feel very worried and ultimately negative about the appointment of Roberto Martinez as manager of Everton Football Club. I know there's an obvious divide in Everton fans' views and opinions of this issue, but what about the man wearing the mask like me. The man who's putting a smile on and forcing himself to look and "feel" excited about Martinez, but deep down knows that something just doesn't fit. I know I'm not the only one wearing that mask of jubilance covering a face of concern, worry and gloominess. Having watched the full appointment of Martinez press conference on YouTube, I think it's blatantly obvious that Kenwright is wearing that mask too. Some say this is a time of promise and future glory, with the players we have, the football Martinez' teams play and the fact that we're taking on a manager who won what Moyesey never could (a trophy!), and I'm happy for those people. Others say this is a huge mistake, with a manager that's never progressed a bottom five team which was finishing higher in the league before he took over and now under his reign got relegated, and I'm happy for those people too. At least you openly know where you stand. But those of you wearing the mask of delight covering up a deep down despair, put your hand up and make yourself known, because I know there's more than just me and Blue Bill.

 

 

 

 

 

[deiseach]

Eto'o scored and Balotelli didn't. They really showed us who was boss this weekend!

[PestiRed]

They've had exactly the same games so far this season as Leicester but appear to be below them in the table. That can't be good

[Pony Princess]

Driving home yesterday after the start of the blues match and was driving behind a taxi driver who had a 'I go the game' official rear window sticker in the back of his cab.

 

The game was occurring but he wasn't at the game.  You sir are a big fat fibber.

 

When I overtook the driver I had a cheeky look and he was one of those thumb-head hackney drivers who look like if you pricked him with a needle he'd explode.

 

What is it about blue nose taxi drivers that looks like a swollen thumb at the steering wheel, blood pressure off the scale and born, not manufactured.

[Anubis]

Driving home yesterday after the start of the blues match and was driving behind a taxi driver who had a 'I go the game' official rear window sticker in the back of his cab.

 

The game was occurring but he wasn't at the game.  You sir are a big fat fibber.

 

When I overtook the driver I had a cheeky look and he was one of those thumb-head hackney drivers who look like if you pricked him with a needle he'd explode.

 

What is it about blue nose taxi drivers that looks like a swollen thumb at the steering wheel, blood pressure off the scale and born, not manufactured.

 

 

Should have took a quick picture of the back of his cab and licence plate so we could make him famous for lying on the internet.

[Pony Princess]

Should have took a quick picture of the back of his cab and licence plate so we could make him famous for lying on the internet.

 

The blue nose sticker was merely a side issue when I saw a guy who looked like a thumb driving a taxi.

 

Honestly, he looked like a big red thumb with eyes.

[Sut]

The blue nose sticker was merely a side issue when I saw a guy who looked like a thumb driving a taxi.

 

Honestly, he looked like a big red thumb with eyes.

Red? Red!!?? Wedonavenottinredus!

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Apparently, according to GOT (via RAWK), Agger has gone to Brondby and not to a bigger team "because he's on the beak".

[Iceman]

I particularly dislike Martinez's goal celebrations. The 'flat fist petshop boys douche pump' and then the 'I am also a star check meee out' pose just makes him come across as a try hard, although i'm sure he's a lovely man.

[El Dangerous]

The blue nose sticker was merely a side issue when I saw a guy who looked like a thumb driving a taxi.

 

Honestly, he looked like a big red thumb with eyes.

Sounds more like a bellend to me, what shade of red? Bet there was a bit if purple in there. Deffo a bell.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

This popped up on Facie this morning - a Bluenose mate had shared it via Duncan Disorderly, no less.

 

 

So, they just got dry-bummed at home, but that's OK because the helmet who did it to them has the same chip on his shoulder.

 

They really are the gift that keeps on giving.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

This popped up on Facie this morning - a Bluenose mate had shared it via Duncan Disorderly, no less.

 

 

So, they just got dry-bummed at home, but that's OK because the helmet who did it to them has the same chip on his shoulder.

 

They really are the gift that keeps on giving.

It's clearly a made up quote too. The dumb fuckers.

[jamespp]

'You're Not Famous Anymore' is a contradiction, whoever runs that gets 10/10 for effort, good luck to him if he gets that much out of it

[Iceman]

"Dry bumming the toffees at home was the best non-lube experience I have ever had. They are now the best bummees on merseyside"

 

Jose Mourinho    

 

Aug30 2014

[deiseach]

They're the eighth best team from cities in England beginning with L.

[bouncebrigade]

They've had exactly the same games so far this season as Leicester but appear to be below them in the table. That can't be good

 

And Leicester were away to Chelsea.

[deiseach]

Ah, but Everton were away to Leicester. With their brilliant home record... oh.

[Mook]

I know it goes without saying but I really hope we batter these in the derby. Like an Ian Rush type battering.

[johnsusername]

I've heard a couple of blues (including one on City Talk this monring) saying "not many teams will score three against Chelsea".

 

You let in 6 goals at home you stupid d*ckheads.

[milky]

'You're Not Famous Anymore' is a contradiction, whoever runs that gets 10/10 for effort, good luck to him if he gets that much out of it

 

That motherfucker boils my piss. You see that shite pop up all over the place. As someone else said; 'you're not famous anymore', but here's an entire site devoted to you, with merchandise you can buy. Just to show us how not famous we are.

 

I pulled him on it on twitter, and he claimed to be a City fan. Aye fucking right. With the current shambles that is United getting no look in at all, it's pretty clear where the twats allegiances lie.