*Shakes head* Everton again.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Awwww, they're up in arms on Twitter because (allegedly, I mean it's not like our bitter friends across the park to make stuff up about our players now, is it?) Coutinho refused to sign an autograph for a young lad before the Preston game because the lad was wearing an Everton shirt.

 

Poor form that from Coutinho, to be fair. You could've at least called him a bitter little rat too.

 

You've let us all down, Phillipe!

Did the Twatterati explain why a Bloo had travelled all the way from County Road to Preston to watch Liverpool?

[Trumo]

Did the Twatterati explain why a Bloo had travelled all the way from County Road to Preston to watch Liverpool?

 

They go the game, that's what they do.

[Jhinge Machha]

its from last year but someone just sent it to me on twitter. Everton started a #FullKitWinner campaign, winner got a signed away shirt

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2013/08/01/be-a-full-kit-winner-

[Trumo]

its from last year but someone just sent it to me on twitter. Everton started a #FullKitWinner campaign, winner got a signed away shirt

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2013/08/01/be-a-full-kit-winner-

 

Nil Sartorial Elegance Nisi Optimum.

[The Golden Eel]

They are as shit at winning arguments as they are at winning trophies.

So true.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

its from last year but someone just sent it to me on twitter. Everton started a #FullKitWinner campaign, winner got a signed away shirt

http://www.evertonfc.com/news/archive/2013/08/01/be-a-full-kit-winner-

All you need to do is send us a photo of you in your full kit (obviously) in the most obscure and ridiculous place or situation you can think of.  

 

I'd say "watching Everton at Goodison" should count.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I don't belive the Coutinho one for one minute. Has all the hallmarks of the bitter blue taxi driver written all over it.

 

" den he punched him in da face sed evertin ar a small club and laughed "

[Beno]

We're being assimilated - what going on with the advert to their kit site at the bottom of the page, with a big picture of Barkley. Mr Google fuck off please.

[Captain]

Click it, Everton will have to pay for it and Dave gets paid too if I'm not mistaken.

[Reckoner]

my thoughts on Everton.

[Bjornebye]

Haha the daft cunts. Forget Coutinho, could you imagine the meltdown if Barkley signed an autograph for a kid in a liverpool shirt? County road would be like Gaza on acid

[Jairzinho]

Haha the daft cunts. Forget Coutinho, could you imagine the meltdown if Barkley signed an autograph for a kid in a liverpool shirt? County road would be like Gaza on acid

 

Or worse still, Gazza on acid.

[Sandman40]

The Blue Union @TheBlueUnion · Jul 17
Just been informed from our club insider that despite today being official kit launch day there are actually no socks till Friday @Everton

 

Where is the sock money Bill?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

The Blue Union @TheBlueUnion · Jul 17

Just been informed from our club insider that despite today being official kit launch day there are actually no socks till Friday @Everton

 

Where is the sock money Bill?

Did they go missing somewhere in Kirkby?

[Jurgens Red Army]

Nil sockies nisi barefeetimum

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Bobby Brown Shoes and No Socks

[Anubis]

Two less items of kit for the players' wives to have to wash at home.

 

EDIT: Reminds me of the time Gazza swapped his shirt with an opposition player and was told to go and get it back because the club couldn't afford replacements.

[Nelly-Szoboszlai]

Everton Wives, wash for your lives.

 

On that Twitter account, they've retweeted somebody blaming the sacking of loyal blues and replacing them with "kopites" for the lack of socks.

 

That's another to add to the list of things they would've had ifithadntabeenfordaredshite. Socks. And European Cups.

[Sandman40]

Obviously, the missing socks are a devious attempt to prevent anyone from winning the full kit winner campaign prize mentioned above!

[JohnnyH]

"Our club insider" the 3 wankiest words a footy website can come out with.

[The Golden Eel]

Socks failed the medical

[Paulie Dangerously]

They had to be redesigned as they weren't long enough to cover the Liver bird tattoo on Ross Barkley's calf I heard

[Trumo]

They've actually got all the socks but the daft cunts have forgotten that this year's socks are black not blue. Nil Satis Memory Minimum.

[Anubis]

"Our club insider" the 3 wankiest words a footy website can come out with.

 

They're not a website, they're an organisation of supporters.

[JohnnyH]

They're not a website, they're an organisation of supporters.

Organisation of twats more like.