Worst stand-up comedian ever

[Section_31]

Wouldn't say he's the worst by a long stretch but has anyone ever actually heard that Romesh Ranganathan make a joke? Just seems like some kind of Jack Dee-style shtick.

[Mudface]

21 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Wouldn't say he's the worst by a long stretch but has anyone ever actually heard that Romesh Ranganathan make a joke? Just seems like some kind of Jack Dee-style shtick.

His series on going to Sri Lanka was OK-ish, and he was quite funny on Taskmaster, but he just seems to be yet another of these insipid 30/40-somethings who infest endless panel shows. His Guardian column is fucking rubbish as well.

[Mook]

28 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Wouldn't say he's the worst by a long stretch but has anyone ever actually heard that Romesh Ranganathan make a joke? Just seems like some kind of Jack Dee-style shtick.

He's about as funny as standing on a drawing pin.

[Vincent Vega]

33 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

Wouldn't say he's the worst by a long stretch but has anyone ever actually heard that Romesh Ranganathan make a joke? Just seems like some kind of Jack Dee-style shtick.

He’s fucking everywhere as well.
 

I also find “comedians” who rope their mum or dad into their act totally unfunny. Ranganathan, Matt Lucas (who I loved for his work with Vic & Bob), Jack Whitehall, just fuck right off.

[Preston Red]

Best way to describe Michael McIntyre would be a Tory Lee Evans.

 

Tom Allen is fucking dreadful. A light bulb that stands on stage shouting about being gay with a fucking horrendous voice.

[Section_31]

1 minute ago, Preston Red said:

Best way to describe Michael McIntyre would be a Tory Lee Evans.

 

Tom Allen is fucking dreadful. A light bulb that stands on stage shouting about being gay with a fucking horrendous voice.

It still freaks me out that nobody else except me has noticed McIntyre is Chinese. I feel like David Vincent in The Invaders.

[Rico1304]

1 minute ago, Section_31 said:

It still freaks me out that nobody else except me has noticed McIntyre is Chinese. I feel like David Vincent in The Invaders.

He did an entire act based in this fact, including baby pictures. 

[Preston Red]

2 minutes ago, Section_31 said:

It still freaks me out that nobody else except me has noticed McIntyre is Chinese. I feel like David Vincent in The Invaders.

I must admit, I do tend to miss that because he doesn't stay on my telly for very long.

[Mudface]

This cunt makes all the above look like Bill Hicks. An utter waste of skin-

 

[Bobby Hundreds]

Russell Howard is to comedy what Ronin Keating is to singing. Embarrassing to us all that we enabled their success.

[Elite]

John Richardson. His stand-up is abysmal.

[KMD7]

Not going to lie, I find McIntyre"s stand up shows hilarious. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

I just don't find stand up as a form funny anymore. There's moments from them spread across the board but I can't sit and watch a stand ups special I get bored. I like Bill Burr but I even turned his off. I dont know why that is.

[Karl_b]

1 minute ago, Bobby Hundreds said:

I just don't find stand up as a form funny anymore. There's moments from them spread across the board but I can't sit and watch a stand ups special I get bored. I like Bill Burr but I even turned his off. I dont know why that is.

I'm exactly the same, I watch almost no stand up comedy and can't be arsed with it. The one exception being Dan Kitson, who I'll always make the effort to see.

[Bjornebye]

2 hours ago, Section_31 said:

Wouldn't say he's the worst by a long stretch but has anyone ever actually heard that Romesh Ranganathan make a joke? Just seems like some kind of Jack Dee-style shtick.

 

1 hour ago, Mudface said:

This cunt makes all the above look like Bill Hicks. An utter waste of skin-

 

These two and Jack Whitehall are putting the final nails into the coffin of Britain’s comedy scene. Dreadful, awful, irritating unfunny wankers. 
 

That Romesh is about as funny as falling down the stairs into a pit of lions 

[Davelfc]

Hannah Gadsby. If the aim of a comedian is to make you laugh, forget about your worries and raise your spirits then she completely fails. 

 

She isn't alone there though, I have looked at some of the 'comedy' specials on Netflix and christ they throw money at some utter shit don't they, there are some stand up acts on there that need to be played to prisoners as a punishment. 

[Paulie Dangerously]

Maybe it's my old age, or just plain old sexism, but with the exception of Kath WhatsherfaceprettyfitfromCanada I've not seen a single decent female stand up for years. 

 

Whenever one comes on the Telly I brace myself for the diet, what are men like, my arse or period jokes and am never disappointed. MrsD used to say I was just being an arsehole but now she even agrees they're all rehashing the same shit jokes. 

[Chip Butty]

I like Jo Brand(in a non sexual way I hasten to add), Her caustic piss taking one liners crack me up and she really does lay into herself, so fair fucks. The rest, in the main, as you say are shit. 

[easytoslip]

2 hours ago, Mudface said:

This cunt makes all the above look like Bill Hicks. An utter waste of skin-

 

He scrubs well. 

[Rushies tash]

1 hour ago, Colonel Kurtz said:

David walliams. He’s surrounded by sycophants who all tell him he’s funny but he’s not. 

And don't get me started on his fucking 'books'. 

[Chip Butty]

2 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

And don't get me started on his fucking 'books'. 

They're aimed at kids aren't they?

 

 

*excuse the 70's schooling innuendo in there

[easytoslip]

2 hours ago, Elite said:

John Richardson. His stand-up is abysmal.

Yep absolute shite. 

[Rushies tash]

7 minutes ago, Chip Butty said:

They're aimed at kids aren't they?

 

 

*excuse the 70's schooling innuendo in there

They are. My kids have a couple and I think they are the worst kind of derivative shite imaginable. I find his "chav" stereotypes particularly offensive - and not in the way he probably intended.

[Bruce Spanner]

8 minutes ago, Rushies tash said:

They are. My kids have a couple and I think they are the worst kind of derivative shite imaginable. I find his "chav" stereotypes particularly offensive - and not in the way he probably intended.

Yeah, his punching downwards is enough for me to hate the cunt, but those books are filled with horrible caricatures which leave lasting impressions on young minds.

 

Plus he’s a smug, unfunny fucker who I’d never tire of kicking.

[Stouffer]

Sean Walsh, not just unfunny but a massive cunt too. Saw him do a gig at a small theatre a few years ago; terrible.