Winding up Daily Mail readers 2011

[RedinSweden]

'House of European History' to cost Britons £19m after building expenses double | Mail Online

 

Anne road

Let the Irish pay for it. After all that's where lots of our money is going even though we aren't even a member of the Euro. The Portugese and the Greeks can chip in.

 

Ace, Anne Road is back!

[Cath]

I'm going to neg you all for forcing me to browse when I should be working.

[Chairman Meow]

I'm out and about for some work at the moment. Have any of mine been approved yet? Can't view their site very well on the phone.

[dave u]

Where's Noos? This is right up his street.

[Russ Atmosphere]

Why do we rush to criticise our talented young footballers like Wayne yet make heroes out of similar aged lads who go off to be shot at in places like Afghanistan in wars that shouldn't concern us.

 

- Russ Atmos, Manchester, England, 5/4/2011 12:33

 

Read more: Wayne Rooney: The real obscenity is the way we indulge football's Neanderthal | Mail Online

[Tom R]

Could white bread soon be toast? Healthy living means demand for brown loaves jumps | Mail Online

 

"To be honest, I'm surprised that we're able to call it "white bread" and "brown bread" any more! Surely I'm not the only sane person out there who finds it all a bit racist?

My children are (quite rightly) no longer allowed to call the blackboard a blackboard any more, and they're also (quite rightly) no longer allowed to sing Bah Bah Black Sheep because of the racial connotations, so what makes bread a special exception to the rule?"

[Anny Road]

Operation overkill: 25 firemen and five engines sent to rescue one cat stranded on roof | Mail Online

 

One Brave British squaddie with an SA80 would have that moggie down quick as a flash.

 

 

 

 

Lets see if the Mail readers like squaddies better that cats.

[toneloc]

Councils are going to start charging £2 to use the local tip (being trialled in the south), so we will have to pay for the privilege of helping the councils to meet their recycling targets (for which they are remunerated). I've a good mind to start leaving my rubbish on the steps of the town hall and them sort it out !

 

- toneloc, North West, 05/4/2011 14:03

 

6 REPS so far !!

 

Council demanded £95 to take away rubbish bags after charity litter pick | Mail Online

[Remmie]

I'm out and about for some work at the moment. Have any of mine been approved yet? Can't view their site very well on the phone.

'Cyber sex pervert', 24, walks free after judge rules he was seduced by girl, 13 | Mail Online

 

This pervert should be castrated to prevent the untold harm he could do when he inevitably turns into a serial rapist. Bloody EU human rights interfering in this country, we wouldn't be able to do it as it's against his "human rights" what about the rights of those he could do more harm to. Perverts like this should be either castrated or imprisoned for life.

- A. Boycroft, Berwick, 05/4/2011 09:21

+103

[Pony Princess]

As I near her basement flat, at No 44, the road is quiet. Earlier in the day there had been an ITN news van here but it has gone now. I’m reassured to see two policemen standing vigil at her iron gate, either side of a small, discreet pile of flowers in varying degrees of decay.

I tell them I’m spooked, walking here. ‘Don’t be spooked,’ one says. ‘Residents are campaigning to get brighter street lights installed.’ So the antique, lovely ones are to disappear to be replaced by ugly ones because of something even uglier.

That afternoon I had gone to the lane where Jo’s body was found. It was horrible and windswept. I don’t know what I had expected but not this.

 

There was no ceremony here, no policeman, just that lovely face on a now dog-eared poster. I got the feeling the world is starting to forget Jo, that she’ll become just another thumbnail on the Avon and Somerset Police website, along with the faces of the other murder victims no one can recall.

I’d have expected the cars to slow down here to show respect but they sped past, carrying people on their way home from work. The lane is narrow. I can’t see how a car stopped here and a man struggled with a body without being beeped at and told to get out the way, as I was.

There were no messages with the flowers, just one card, still sealed in its Cellophane. The person who left it hadn’t bothered to scrawl a note.

 

Leaving Jo’s flat, I return to my car. My satnav takes me to the Clifton Suspension Bridge.

 

The theory is the killer took the long route from the flat to where he dumped the body to avoid the CCTV cameras. Perhaps he also wanted to avoid the 50p toll.

 

I don’t have 50p and try tossing 30p and a White Company button into the bucket. It doesn’t work.

There is now an angry queue behind me. Isn’t it interesting that you can snatch a young woman’s life away from her in the most violent, painful, frightening way possible, take away her future children, her future Christmases, take away everything she loves, and yet there are elaborate systems in place to ensure you do not cross a bridge for only 30 pence?

Finally, a man in a taxi jumps out, and runs to me brandishing a 50p piece.

 

‘Not all men are monsters,’ he says, grinning. Maybe not. But one monster is all it takes.

 

 

Read more: Joanna Yeates murder: Becoming just another thumbnail on the police website? | Mail Online

[Clarence Beeks]

BBC presenter Chris Packham says 'save the planet, have fewer babies' | Mail Online

 

This is ridiculous. So we are going to put a cap on the amount of kids that you are allowed. What happens if you exceed your quota? Madness, sheer madness

 

- Clarence Beeks, Shropshire, 5/4/2011 12:13

 

 

Yay, I am -60

[Clarence Beeks]

Working an 11-hour day can increase heart attack danger by 67 per cent | Mail Online

 

Absolute nonsense, this is nothing but propoganda by labourites and the TUC who have never done a hard days work in their life

 

- Clarence Beeks, Shropshire, 5/4/2011 12:18

 

-33 for this one

[Anny Road]

BBC presenter Chris Packham says 'save the planet, have fewer babies' | Mail Online

 

This is ridiculous. So we are going to put a cap on the amount of kids that you are allowed. What happens if you exceed your quota? Madness, sheer madness

 

- Clarence Beeks, Shropshire, 5/4/2011 12:13

 

 

Yay, I am -60

 

As much as it hurts us to pay for for the illegitimate children of unemployed single mothers. It is morally and spiritually the correct thing to do.

[Remmie]

I have been going for reps early doors under the name Wimplemanne of not France.

 

I will quote ones that get votes, get comfortable, then I foresee a heinous heel turn

[RedinSweden]

i don't think any of mine have made it on today. harumph.

[Duncan Clench]

i don't think any of mine have made it on today. harumph.

 

Same here. I'm considering reporting abuse on the more sensible comments now.

[Russ Atmosphere]

I have been going for reps early doors under the name Wimplemanne of not France.

 

I will quote ones that get votes, get comfortable, then I foresee a heinous heel turn

 

I can't believe you got this one on...

 

Unfortunately they missed some of the trash...there still seem to be some illegals loitering!

 

- Wimplemanne, Not France, 5/4/2011 14:58

 

Read more: Council demanded £95 to take away rubbish bags after charity litter pick | Mail Online

[Chairman Meow]

Excellent back home now and see I have been published at last.

 

I still have not appeared on the migrant arrests one or the 2.50 tablet so I must have been too offensive for those.

 

Currently:

125 up on the Cyber Sex Pervert.

2 up on the UN Plane crash.

0 rating either way on the Libya arms story

18 up on a story about ugly famous men having attractive daughters (I said it was because they had attractive wives because they are rich).

 

Remmie, I see you intend going deep undercover like I am before suddenly turning on them and coming out with something left wing.

 

Are scores going to be cumulative or does it have to be a single article big score?

[Chairman Meow]

Oh and folks.

 

Anyone wanting a nigh neg score I give you:

Christopher Drake: 'Salford Stallion' teacher gets 6 years for sex with 3 pupils | Mail Online

 

Comments allowed on it! I'm thinking on my response at the moment.

[toneloc]

Anyone with 2 children should be forced to eat white bread to sap their sex drive.

 

- toneloc, North West, 5/4/2011 13:59

 

Rating 4

 

BBC presenter Chris Packham says 'save the planet, have fewer babies' | Mail Online

[Chairman Meow]

Bubbles now has an excellent -306 on the House of European History one. Stunning work!

[Remmie]

Why do we rush to criticise our talented young footballers like Wayne yet make heroes out of similar aged lads who go off to be shot at in places like Afghanistan in wars that shouldn't concern us.

 

- Russ Atmos, Manchester, England, 5/4/2011 12:33

 

Read more: Wayne Rooney: The real obscenity is the way we indulge football's Neanderthal | Mail Online

you got a reply:

 

Why do we rush to criticise our talented young footballers like Wayne yet make heroes out of similar aged lads who go off to be shot at in places like Afghanistan in wars that shouldn't concern us - Russ Atmos, Manchester, England - It's ignorant morons like you Russ that make me sick to my stomach. While these 'lads' are out there fighting for what's right and to aid a country, Rooney is being paid to sleep with hookers and make a mockery of himself, his team and the sport itself. I find your comment so very shocking.

- Laura, London, 05/4/2011 14:30

[Chairman Meow]

I think you might be in there Russ old boy.

 

Nice work on this one Remmie and Bubbles

 

Working an 11-hour day can increase heart attack danger by 67 per cent | Mail Online

 

I've gone for saying it would only happen to people who sit in an office typing all day and not people in real manual jobs like I used to have before I was on the sick with a bad back.

[Remmie]

I can't believe you got this one on...

 

Unfortunately they missed some of the trash...there still seem to be some illegals loitering!

 

- Wimplemanne, Not France, 5/4/2011 14:58

 

Read more: Council demanded £95 to take away rubbish bags after charity litter pick | Mail Online

Just underneath the heading comments there is sometimes a line saying these comments have not been moderated.

 

Free reign.

[Russ Atmosphere]

It's a good job our lads in the forces are wholesome and never dream of sleeping with hookers.