Rate your local chippy

[SammyAftershave]

Chips cheese and gravy. Staple diet where I'm from fella. The canadians know too.

 

 

Sounds like the supper fare of serial killers and suchlike.

[cochyn]

Poutine made with scallions (spring onions) and proper cheese curds is the sex. I'm amazed it's not a staple of British chippies tbh.

[Teflon Don]

I keep asking the girl behind the counter to pour the gravy on the chips and she looks at me like I've asked her to pour it over her own tits

 

Daft question on the GF I know, but would you prefer it poured over her own tits?

[General Dryness]

Sounds like the supper fare of serial killers and suchlike.

 

Its funny you should say that, I always had a feeling that people who use the word "Supper" probably touch kids in a bad way.

[Spy Bee]

Know what you mean but they're ok if you microwave them.

From frozen? Tell me the way, show me how, pleeeeaaassseee!

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

From frozen? Tell me the way, show me how, pleeeeaaassseee!

4 minutes for 1, 6 minutes for 2 800watt. Not as nice as the chippy but not far off.

[Spy Bee]

From frozen for just 4 minutes?

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

From frozen for just 4 minutes?

Add 20 seconds for luck

[Guest Slim(fast)Shady]

Great thing about my fave chip shop (Rowes in Stevenage) is apart from the best fish and chips ever...in boxes.....they tell you when they are trying to make chips out of new spuds (July-August) usually.......some like em but for me they look and taste like fag butts collected from a urinal!

 

So thumbs up for that.....nothing worse than ordering your fish and chips and you have those greasy little buggers staring at yeh! Yuk!

[Champ]

We have had this chat before but you will never find a finer Fish and Chips.

 

Damn. I scrolled all the way back, Anny, hoping you were going to tell me about some place in Scotland. Like the proverbial rocking horse shit

[The Golden Eel]

Damn. I scrolled all the way back, Anny, hoping you were going to tell me about some place in Scotland. Like the proverbial rocking horse shit

Scotland is crazy.  I was there a few years back and we asked for a cheeseburger and chips and they brought out chips, with grated cheese beside it and some battered burger thing with no bap.

[Champ]

You fucking crayon

 

That made me laugh. Out loud.

 

And none of your daft lol, pretend laughing either

[Beansonafryup]

My local chippy is Chinese. They let shitty arsed toddlers sit on the counter were they put your food. Apart from that it's ace. No stars for hygiene though.

[Sugar Ape]

Aughton chippy. Lovely, slightly expensive but they do every kind of meal known to mankind. 8.5/10.

[Sugar Ape]

Gravy on chips is ridiculous, especially that powdered shit they sell in chipies. That said, vinegar is also the preserve of peadophiles. EDIT: Oh, and mushy peas? What the fucking fuck is fucking wrong with you?

 

 

This post isn't going to go down well, is it?

 

 

Christ, I wish I'd never bumped this now. I'd forgotten how much of a depraved lunatic you were. You're a bad, bad man.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

We all have our quirks, mate.

[Bjornebye]

A quirk is a quirk. You're just fucking full blown fuck up. 

[dickie mint]

Aughton chippy. Lovely, slightly expensive but they do every kind of meal known to mankind. 8.5/10.

The acropolis is spot on.

[skend04]

I can only think NV was at a low point when he posted that.

[Rushies tash]

Live in Surrey now so the chippies (not chippers - wtf?) are invariably shite. But then I grew up with pangy's in tower hill so nothing compares to that really. Fish cakes the size of shot puts and the best curry from a chippy ever.

[dickie mint]

Live in Surrey now so the chippies (not chippers - wtf?) are invariably shite. But then I grew up with pangy's in tower hill so nothing compares to that really. Fish cakes the size of shot puts and the best curry from a chippy ever.

 

You'd need a wheelbarrow to get your chips home,nice chippy in its day.

[RJ Fan club]

I sometimes get chips with my gravy.

Can't rep this twice. Shite

[Bjornebye]

[General Dryness]

Bit undercooked that one mate.

[Sugar Ape]

On 5/10/2014 at 12:28 PM, Guest Numero Veinticinco said:

Gravy on chips is ridiculous, especially that powdered shit they sell in chipies. That said, vinegar is also the preserve of peadophiles. EDIT: Oh, and mushy peas? What the fucking fuck is fucking wrong with you?

 

 

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