Rate your local chippy

[dandyman]

Gravy on fish is wrong on all levels, whether it is powdered, bisto, or made from meat juices (there's the clue right there proper gravy is made fom meat juices! not from fish water)

 

**** realises he's probably alienated himself from the forum! but has an opinion***

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

This is what happens when you use the word '' Chipper '' in Liverpool.

 

[Anny Road]

One of the best I've been to was a filthy little place in Helmsdale. Chips were fantastic though.

We have had this chat before but you will never find a finer Fish and Chips.

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

Fuckin' hell, you move away for a few years and all of a sudden you've never tasted proper chippy gravy before.

[Spy Bee]

I fucking love them Hollands meat pies that they have in all the chippies by Anfield. Living near Wrexham none of these hillbilly fuckers even know what I am asking for. 

 

I've got a special place in my heart for a proper griddled chicken kebab with a load of chilli sauce at the moment. Talking traditional shit, I don't know what NV is on about, but people who have fish and chips and gravy do need to be sterilised!

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I fucking love them Hollands meat pies that they have in all the chippies by Anfield. Living near Wrexham none of these hillbilly fuckers even know what I am asking for. 

 

I've got a special place in my heart for a proper griddled chicken kebab with a load of chilli sauce at the moment. Talking traditional shit, I don't know what NV is on about, but people who have fish and chips and gravy do need to be sterilised!

Iceland sell Hollands Pies mate.

[dandyman]

I fucking love them Hollands meat pies that they have in all the chippies by Anfield. Living near Wrexham none of these hillbilly fuckers even know what I am asking for.

 

I've got a special place in my heart for a proper griddled chicken kebab with a load of chilli sauce at the moment. Talking traditional shit, I don't know what NV is on about, but people who have fish and chips and gravy do need to be sterilised!

Amen brother, he speaketh sense

[Guest Numero Veinticinco]

I fucking love them Hollands meat pies that they have in all the chippies by Anfield. Living near Wrexham none of these hillbilly fuckers even know what I am asking for. 

 

I've got a special place in my heart for a proper griddled chicken kebab with a load of chilli sauce at the moment. Talking traditional shit, I don't know what NV is on about, but people who have fish and chips and gravy do need to be sterilised!

Yeah, gravy with anything battered is just incorrect. Gravy with anything that goes soggy as shit is just wrong.

[ElishaScottBC]

Gravy everything!

 

[Spy Bee]

Iceland sell Hollands Pies mate.

They're not the same as the chippy though. Chippy ones are soft and taste like sex. The home made variety are okay like, but not the same.

[KMD7]

Gravy is the greatest thing ever.

[Spy Bee]

I like gravy, but KFC gravy is the devils runny shit!

[Stouffer]

We have had this chat before but you will never find a finer Fish and Chips.

 

Indeed we have.

 

The haggis was awesome too. I've normally spent the day freezing my tits off a Loch Badenloch before I call in; absolute bliss.

 

Anyone passing by really should call in.

 

[cochyn]

They do a mean gravy at our local chippy. But they always serve it in pots. Wrong: You pour the gravy on the chips, so that by the time you've  got home, the gravy's bound the chips together in a perfect 'brick' of gravy-y chippy awesomeness. 

 

I keep asking the girl behind the counter to pour the gravy on the chips and she looks at me like I've asked her to pour it over her own tits.

[cochyn]

They do a mean gravy at our local chippy. But they always serve it in pots. Wrong: You pour the gravy on the chips, so that by the time you've got home, the gravy's bound the chips together in a perfect 'brick' of gravy-y chippy awesomeness.

 

I keep asking the girl behind the counter to pour the gravy on the chips and she looks at me like I've asked her to pour it over her own tits

 

(edit: fuck knows what happened with that first post).

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

They're not the same as the chippy though. Chippy ones are soft and taste like sex. The home made variety are okay like, but not the same.

Know what you mean but they're ok if you microwave them.

[mattyq]

They do a mean gravy at our local chippy. But they always serve it in pots. Wrong: You pour the gravy on the chips, so that by the time you've got home, the gravy's bound the chips together in a perfect 'brick' of gravy-y chippy awesomeness.

 

I keep asking the girl behind the counter to pour the gravy on the chips and she looks at me like I've asked her to pour it over her own tits

 

(edit: fuck knows what happened with that first post).

 

Mmmm, gravy & tits

[Tj hooker]

I fucking love them Hollands meat pies that they have in all the chippies by Anfield. Living near Wrexham none of these hillbilly fuckers even know what I am asking for.

 

I've got a special place in my heart for a proper griddled chicken kebab with a load of chilli sauce at the moment. Talking traditional shit, I don't know what NV is on about, but people who have fish and chips and gravy do need to be sterilised!

Do you ever frequent the chippy by Tesco Sb quality fish there

[General Dryness]

They do a mean gravy at our local chippy. But they always serve it in pots. Wrong: You pour the gravy on the chips, so that by the time you've got home, the gravy's bound the chips together in a perfect 'brick' of gravy-y chippy awesomeness.

 

I keep asking the girl behind the counter to pour the gravy on the chips and she looks at me like I've asked her to pour it over her own tits

 

(edit: fuck knows what happened with that first post).

 

This. This this this. The chip and gravy brick. You just gave my tastebuds a stiffy that can't be satisfied in this country.

[The Golden Eel]

What about cheesey gravy chips? That's wrong.

 

Tell you what I like, a gravy chip from a Chinese as you get peas in it. Good shit.

[General Dryness]

What about cheesey gravy chips? That's wrong.

 

Tell you what I like, a gravy chip from a Chinese as you get peas in it. Good shit.

 

Disagree. The Chips, cheese and gravy brick is also outstanding.

 

With you on the second one though, my local chinese when I was a lad did the best sausage chips and gravy ever. Big fat chips, lovely sausages and gravy, with onion and peas in there as well. A banquet in a chip tray.

[The Golden Eel]

Disagree. The Chips, cheese and gravy brick is also outstanding.

 

With you on the second one though, my local chinese when I was a lad did the best sausage chips and gravy ever. Big fat chips, lovely sausages and gravy, with onion and peas in there as well. A banquet in a chip tray.

You don't want too many onions though.

 

Gravy and cheese? Fucking hell, I thought that was the behaviour of misguided youth.

[mattyq]

Gravy and cheesey chips with lots of vinegar works for me.

Don't the Canadians/Quebecois have a big thing for it? Poutine, i think

[General Dryness]

You don't want too many onions though.

 

Gravy and cheese? Fucking hell, I thought that was the behaviour of misguided youth.

 

Chips cheese and gravy. Staple diet where I'm from fella. The canadians know too.

[General Dryness]

Gravy and cheesey chips with lots of vinegar works for me.

Don't the Canadians/Quebecois have a big thing for it? Poutine, i think

 

Yeah, this.