Rate your local chippy

[Tony Moanero]

2 hours ago, Red_or_Dead said:

Pickled eggs AND onions.  Mind you this is Salford and it was 1986.

 

 

Great photie, that. Saw it in either The Guardian or The Observer supplement, the other year.

[deiseach]

18 hours ago, Fugitive said:

£1 in B&M

 

 

B&M were originally BM, but then they opened in Liverpool.

[Mudface]

6 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Great photie, that. Saw it in either The Guardian or The Observer supplement, the other year.

Yeah, I saw that too.

 

It's by Martin Parr, who has a knack for getting some incredibly evocative and nostalgic snaps.

[Paulie Dangerously]

15 hours ago, Remmie said:

I've noticed a few places do online deliveries of fish and chips, tempted to try it out, but am sceptical about salt and vinegar levels. I'll see if the missus is up for it tonight and do a review if we get them. 

Don't do it mate. Like all fast good the optimal time to eat a chippy tea is about 2 seconds after it is handed over the counter. Imagine you're last on the drop off (because you can be certain they'll wait until they have a number of orders before despatching it) and your fish and chips have just been sweating in the paper. Grim. 

[Bjornebye]

10 hours ago, Paulie Dangerously said:

Don't do it mate. Like all fast good the optimal time to eat a chippy tea is about 2 seconds after it is handed over the counter. Imagine you're last on the drop off (because you can be certain they'll wait until they have a number of orders before despatching it) and your fish and chips have just been sweating in the paper. Grim. 

Wasn't long ago some cunt who I won't name ordered a takeaway fry-up. Then had the fucking neck to come on here and complain about it. 

[Mook]

14 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Wasn't long ago some cunt who I won't name ordered a takeaway fry-up. Then had the fucking neck to come on here and complain about it. 

I've PMd Fugitive about this disgraceful post.

[Captain Turdseye]

On 5/16/2011 at 4:14 PM, Carradona said:

If people think the Lobster Pot is "fantastic", they have shit taste buds.

 

Nonsense. Their battered haggis is boss and their salt & pepper chips are unrivalled anywhere. 

 

On 5/10/2014 at 4:02 PM, Spy Bee said:

I fucking love them Hollands meat pies that they have in all the chippies by Anfield. Living near Wrexham none of these hillbilly fuckers even know what I am asking for. 

 

On 5/10/2014 at 4:14 PM, VERBAL DIARRHEA said:

Iceland sell Hollands Pies mate.

 

Iceland near mine don’t. I’m always on the lookout and haven’t found any since moving down south six and a half years ago. You’ll occasionally see the steak & kidney or minced beef & onion but the meat pies are non-existent. I miss them more than I miss most members of my own family.

[Fugitive]

32 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Wasn't long ago some cunt who I won't name ordered a takeaway fry-up. Then had the fucking neck to come on here and complain about it. 

It still freaks my nut out to this day.

[Tony Moanero]

16 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

Nonsense. Their battered haggis is boss and their salt & pepper chips are unrivalled anywhere. 

 

 

 

Iceland near mine don’t. I’m always on the lookout and haven’t found any since moving down south six and a half years ago. You’ll occasionally see the steak & kidney or minced beef & onion but the meat pies are non-existent. I miss them more than I miss most members of my own family.

The Asda sell Holland’s meat & potato pies.

[Tony Moanero]

Had many a takeaway from the Lobster Pot but wouldn’t entertain it now that you can see hygiene ratings online. I won’t give money to places that receive poor scores year in, year out, as they are just taking the piss out of people.

[Oh Buoy]

2 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Had many a takeaway from the Lobster Pot but wouldn’t entertain it now that you can see hygiene ratings online. I won’t give money to places that receive poor scores year in, year out, as they are just taking the piss out of people.

Get on you dining at a 3 star establishment. 

 

When I worked on Old Hall Street the best part of the month was risking your life on Marybone's 2 star wonder. The even have a seating area with missing seats and embedded gravy stains on every table. 

[Remmie]

I didn't get the chips in the end. My wife has announced we're both on diets as she put on 3kg since the beginning of December. I haven't dared weigh myself yet, but am primed for my scales to tell me HEFTY in flashing colours

[Captain Turdseye]

59 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

The Asda sell Holland’s meat & potato pies.

 

The closest Asda to me is a 45 minute drive away. 

 

And meat & potato is not the same as a meat pie. Wake up, Tony, for fuck sake. 

[Oh Buoy]

8 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

The closest Asda to me is a 45 minute drive away. 

 

And meat & potato is not the same as a meat pie. Wake up, Tony, for fuck sake. 

Meat pies are for gobshites. 

Meat & potato was always the winner. 

Closely followed by Rustlers extra-processed BBQ Rib. 

[Captain Turdseye]

Just now, Seasons said:

Meat pies are for gobshites.

 

That’s a negging and a place on the cunt list for you. 

[Oh Buoy]

Just now, Captain Turdseye said:

 

That’s a negging and a place on the cunt list for you. 

 

Lad, fuck off back to Wigan already. 

 

[Captain Turdseye]

Just now, Seasons said:

 

Lad, fuck off back to Wigan already. 

 

 

Nowt wrong with a meat pie butty, mert. 

[Tony Moanero]

36 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

 

The closest Asda to me is a 45 minute drive away. 

 

And meat & potato is not the same as a meat pie. Wake up, Tony, for fuck sake. 

Ha ha. Ungrateful sod! Meat and potato is my favourite type of pie. Murder trying to find a good shop bought one, though.

[Pidge]

8/10

[VladimirIlyich]

Pukka Pies piss all over Holland's Pies.

[Tony Moanero]

3 hours ago, VladimirIlyich said:

Pukka Pies piss all over Holland's Pies.

Agreed. Seem to have stopped doing the meat & potato one, though.

[Captain Turdseye]

Still can’t get over Seasons saying a Rustler’s BBQ Rib is better than a Holland’s Meat Pie. 

 

The sick fuck. 

[TheBitch]

1 minute ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Still can’t get over Seasons saying a Rustler’s BBQ Rib is better than a Holland’s Meat Pie. 

 

The sick fuck. 

Ruined my nights sleep to be honest. 

I've been awake since 4:30 and it's been at the forefront of my mind ever since, I don't think I'd be on my own if I suggested a 30 day ban as punishment?

[Captain Turdseye]

4 minutes ago, TheBitch said:

Ruined my nights sleep to be honest. 

I've been awake since 4:30 and it's been at the forefront of my mind ever since, I don't think I'd be on my own if I suggested a 30 day ban as punishment?

 

Only 30 days? You’re a better man than I am. 

[Bjornebye]

13 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Ha ha. Ungrateful sod! Meat and potato is my favourite type of pie. Murder trying to find a good shop bought one, though.

Water fields used to do a lovely one years ago. I got one when I moved back up and they were a shadow of their former-self. Same with Waterfields sausage rolls. used to have a nice spice to them, like a shitter smaller Greggs version now. Austerity for you.