Rate your local chippy

[Tony Moanero]

15 minutes ago, Sugar Ape said:

 

Worst post in forum history? I think so.

Yep.

 

Absolutely bonkers.

 

Sausage, chips, peas and gravy

 

Fish, chips and peas. LOADS of salt and vinegar.

 

 

 

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Never lets me have a day off, that fucking Rapey. 

 

Cunt will bump my wool ‘curry sauce’ post in a minute. 

[Numero Veinticinco]

On 5/12/2014 at 2:17 PM, Beansonafryup said:

My local chippy is Chinese. They let shitty arsed toddlers sit on the counter were they put your food. Apart from that it's ace. No stars for hygiene though.

Amazing name. 

[Sugar Ape]

6 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Never lets me have a day off, that fucking Rapey. 

 

Cunt will bump my wool ‘curry sauce’ post in a minute. 

 

* Takes every bit of resolve I have not to immediately bump it *

[Sugar Ape]

Seriously though, what kind of Yewtree motherfucker doesn't like gravy on their chips? 

[Numero Veinticinco]

1 minute ago, Sugar Ape said:

Seriously though, what kind of Yewtree motherfucker doesn't like gravy on their chips? 

This one. Nor vinegar. Salt. Jobsagoodun.

[Mook]

9 minutes ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

Never lets me have a day off, that fucking Rapey. 

 

Cunt will bump my wool ‘curry sauce’ post in a minute. 

I'm repping you because I wouldn't have gravy or mushy peas anywhere near my chippy either.

[Sugar Ape]

Just now, Mook said:

I'm repping you because I wouldn't have gravy or mushy peas anywhere near my chippy either.

 

Your chippy is a deep fried Mars bar so I can accept that.

[Oh Buoy]

Back in the day: Fish, chips, battered sausage, curry (large), salt/vin. 

 

Perfect. 

[Chip Butty]

Our kid used to live on Olney St, just around the corner from Byrnes on Stuart St. Boss chippy. 

 

Some good local chippies by mine, and some not so. Its all abar the chips really, you can have a great fish or great curry or whatever, but if the chips are anemic, cooked to quick or fatty, then you're fucked, the other stuff just doesn't matter if the chips are shite.

 

 

[Numero Veinticinco]

Yeah, shit chips fuck everything up.

[Captain Howdy]

2 hours ago, Numero Veinticinco said:

This one. Nor vinegar. Salt. Jobsagoodun.

Officers from Yewtree  will be around in the morning, be prepared 

[cloggypop]

Byrnes is boss. 

 

I fucking miss chippys. Anywhere near me doing chips is at best a 1 out of 10.

[Oh Buoy]

There's a chippy in Greasby - Golden Fry No 2

 

Check it out if you're nearby. 

[Tony Moanero]

A few years ago, I had a chippy tea every night for months on end. Fish and chips x 2 and battered sausages.

[Guest]

9 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

A few years ago, I had a chippy tea every night for months on end. Fish and chips x 2 and battered sausages.

I hope you were buying for 2 rather than having 2 x fish and chip meals to yourself?

[Tony Moanero]

8 minutes ago, Shooter in the Motor said:

I hope you were buying for 2 rather than having 2 x fish and chip meals to yourself?

Unfortunately, I was buying for myself. Fish and chips x 2, peas and a couple of battered sausages.

[Numero Veinticinco]

4 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Unfortunately, I was buying for myself. Fish and chips x 2, peas and a couple of battered sausages.

Fucking hell, mate. That’s disgusting.

 

Fucking peas?!

[Fugitive]

4 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

Seriously though, what kind of Yewtree motherfucker doesn't like gravy on their chips? 

I bet he orders beans on chips from a Chippy, the dirty get.

[Champ]

5 hours ago, Sugar Ape said:

 

Worst post in forum history? I think so.

The forum Police will be around in a minute asking why you’re bumping old threads

[Guest]

8 hours ago, Tony Moanero said:

Unfortunately, I was buying for myself. Fish and chips x 2, peas and a couple of battered sausages.

An impressive feat to manage double fish and chips plus sausages. That would have needed either a large plate or for the food to be mounted up. I wouldn't be able to leave one of the fish and chips in the paper, it gets so sticky and can rip off on the chips. 

[Bjornebye]

A decent chippy is the best thing on the planet. 

[Mook]

1 hour ago, Bjornebye said:

A decent chippy is the best thing on the planet. 

Hmmmm, I like a good chippy but I have one about once a year, doesn't compare to a nice restaurant or even a great home cooked meal at all.

 

Plus that Swedish Metal Aid clip I've posted in the Random Musical Chat thread is by a country mile, the best thing on the planet.

[Bjornebye]

11 minutes ago, Mook said:

Hmmmm, I like a good chippy but I have one about once a year, doesn't compare to a nice restaurant or even a great home cooked meal at all.

 

Plus that Swedish Metal Aid clip I've posted in the Random Musical Chat thread is by a country mile, the best thing on the planet.

You don't know what a fucking chippy is you anti gravy/mushy pea nonce. 

 

A sausage dinner on a Friday night. Sausage, Chips, Mushy Peas and Gravy. Fuck Swedish metal. 

[VladimirIlyich]

Mushy peas are turd.