How long have you ben riding the

[Bjornebye]

2 minutes ago, Jennings said:

Have some rep to help you get going.

 

 

...and welcome back Code.

Defo not Code. You can tell already because he hasn't pissed anyone off right away. 

[Harry's Lad]

3 minutes ago, Jennings said:

Have some rep to help you get going.

 

 

...and welcome back Code.

Ta muchly.

[Harry's Lad]

7 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Defo not Code. You can tell already because he hasn't pissed anyone off right away. 

Give me time!

[Bjornebye]

5 minutes ago, Harry's Lad said:

Give me time!

You've got about 8 more posts before Turdseye and Redderz go to work. 

[Harry's Lad]

6 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

You've got about 8 more posts before Turdseye and Redderz go to work. 

I've been waiting for the onslaught.

[Juniper]

15 years, came here from the fanzine back in 2004. Lurked for about a year and signed up in 2005.

 

 

[Bjornebye]

54 minutes ago, Juniper said:

15 years, came here from the fanzine back in 2004. Lurked for about a year and signed up in 2005.

 

 

And begged for a banana to sober you up at Upton park. 

 

Hope the little one is all good lad 

[Nunavut Patrick]

45 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

And begged for a banana to sober you up at Upton park. 

 

Hope the little one is all good lad 

Is that an euphemism or did he actually want a phallus-shaped tropical fruit?

[Captain Turdseye]

2 hours ago, Harry's Lad said:

I've been waiting for the onslaught.

I see you’ve been given a positive rep score there fella, just for signing up! Let me fix that for you. 

[Harry's Lad]

2 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I see you’ve been given a positive rep score there fella, just for signing up! Let me fix that for you. 

And so it begins!

[Captain Turdseye]

1 minute ago, Harry's Lad said:

And so it begins!

Go onto that other thread and call Damon Albarn a cunt and you’ll get it back in no time. 

[Juniper]

53 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

And begged for a banana to sober you up at Upton park. 

 

Hope the little one is all good lad 

All good mate! She’s an absolute belter. 

6 minutes ago, Nunavut Patrick said:

Is that an euphemism or did he actually want a phallus-shaped tropical fruit?

Came straight from a band rehearsal to meet a few of the lads off here at a TSOP away at Upton Park. Had a banana in my pocket (“that’s what she said“) left over from rehearsals and ate it on the walk from the pub to the ground as I was bloody starving and had a few ales in the lead up. 
 

Blew stigs mind at the time at this banana suddenly appearing, although he remembers me being really, really short so don’t take his word for it!!

 

Quality day out, shame about the match. 

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

I followed Howie here in December 09. Still regret it. Cunts.

[Rocky Sullivan]

Joined in 2004 apparently. I have an idea this is my second account. At the very least I've been reading the forum since before the Houllier treble season.

[Bjornebye]

19 minutes ago, Juniper said:

All good mate! She’s an absolute belter. 

Came straight from a band rehearsal to meet a few of the lads off here at a TSOP away at Upton Park. Had a banana in my pocket (“that’s what she said“) left over from rehearsals and ate it on the walk from the pub to the ground as I was bloody starving and had a few ales in the lead up. 
 

Blew stigs mind at the time at this banana suddenly appearing, although he remembers me being really, really short so don’t take his word for it!!

 

Quality day out, shame about the match. 

 

Mate I don't remember it being in your pocket, I thought you'd bought it from a fruit stall. I just looked at you and you were chowing down a banana, Turdseye was pulling his pants up in the street and Dan was still rattled from the abuse about his kids names. Very surreal moment in time that was. 

 

God knows why I always think you're short because you aren't at all. Shorter than me though. 

[Juniper]

31 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

Mate I don't remember it being in your pocket, I thought you'd bought it from a fruit stall. I just looked at you and you were chowing down a banana, Turdseye was pulling his pants up in the street and Dan was still rattled from the abuse about his kids names. Very surreal moment in time that was. 

 

God knows why I always think you're short because you aren't at all. Shorter than me though. 

Haha it’s all good. Everyone was short compared to Dan that day. 

 

Nothing will top me and Turdseye getting locked out the ground at half time after he ‘arranged‘ us to be allowed to go for a smoke, him turning to me saying along the lines of “shame about the loss (it was 1-1 at that point) shall we go get a Kebab and meet the others?” thinking the match had ended - and the service door had slammed shut on us. 

 

After spending ages talking the stewards the other side of the service door into letting us back in and convincing Turdseye there was still another half to go I seriously considered going for a job as a hostage negotiator in the days after.

 

Great day, shame about the loss

[Bjornebye]

8 minutes ago, Juniper said:

Haha it’s all good. Everyone was short compared to Dan that day. 

 

Nothing will top me and Turdseye getting locked out the ground at half time after he ‘arranged‘ us to be allowed to go for a smoke, him turning to me saying along the lines of “shame about the loss (it was 1-1 at that point) shall we go get a Kebab and meet the others?” thinking the match had ended - and the service door had slammed shut on us. 

 

After spending ages talking the stewards into letting us back in and convincing Turdseye there was still another half to go I seriously considered going for a job as a hostage negotiator in the days after.

 

Great day, shame about the loss

He came up to me after I'd waited at the bar and went "we off then?" at half time. I gave his pint away to some random fella. Maniac. 

[Juniper]

2 minutes ago, Bjornebye said:

He came up to me after I'd waited at the bar and went "we off then?" at half time. I gave his pint away to some random fella. Maniac. 

Ha!
 

Think I met him just after that then as I’d nipped for a half time piss before bumping into him.

[Captain Turdseye]

Yeah, erm, I remember all that happening, yeah. 

[Bjornebye]

3 minutes ago, Captain Turdseye said:

Yeah, erm, I remember all that happening, yeah. 

Fuck off Clark Kent 

[Raymond Duck]

11 years earlier this month, surprised its that long. I don’t post much but I pay my way.

 

 

[Kevin D]

Officially 13 years.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

It'll be 13 years this February. Thinking of having a little party for myself. And by that I mean get smashed and post increasingly unintelligible shite on here.

[Kevin D]

29 minutes ago, Rick Sanchez C-137 said:

It'll be 13 years this February. Thinking of having a little party for myself. And by that I mean get smashed and post increasingly unintelligible shite on here.

 

We deserve a pension.

[Rick Sanchez C-137]

Hopefully Dave has chosen to invest our member money aggressively.