Fuck the matrix

[.PsEatMyShorts.]

I once shaved my balls with my brothers Mach 3.

 

 

 

Sorry Paul.

 

Haaa yesssssss

[Malarkey]

SCOUSE POWER 24 HOUR

[Lucky Pierre]

I have full English breakfasts outside of the UK.

[Flying Pig]

When I see programmes about the highwayman Dick Turpin I pronounce his surname as Turnip.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

There truly are some bad-ass motherfuckers round here.

 

[PestiRed]

There truly are some bad-ass motherfuckers round here.

 

Having a bit of a Joan Jett revival in your house this morning?

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Having a bit of a Joan Jett revival in your house this morning?

It seems that way.

 

(Basically, when I got the I Love Rock n Roll vid for the other thread, there was a wee bit of this song on it... which reminded me of this thread.)

[PestiRed]

You can't beat Joan Jett for a bit of cheesy, rock'n'roll, American interpretation of seventies punk

 

Thank god the Pistols and Clash were British

[Bobby Hundreds]

I used to practice free kicks against a no ball games sign. Word to yer ma!

[Mook]

When a door says 'Pull', I always push just to check they're not at it.

[Hooch]

I once took some Burger King drinks straws to the nearby McDonalds and placed them in their straw area!

[General Dryness]

I routinely change my mind about items I've picked up in the supermarket, and just put them back on whatever shelf is in front of me at the time of changing my mind.

 

If you see a solitary can of air freshener stood on a shelf surrounded by jars of jam, there's a good chance I'm in the area.

[Bjornebye]

I do the same Hudu. Also, if i'm thirsty i'll take a bottle of fizzy off the shelf and drink it as i'm shopping then just discard the bottle before I get to the till. This works better with them mini cocktail cans you can get. Like a Fanta one. I once did it with a Pepperoni but was really hungover and felt like I was in GTA with 4 police stars so I just stick to drinks now. 

[Guest Super Sub]

I do the same Hudu. Also, if i'm thirsty i'll take a bottle of fizzy off the shelf and drink it as i'm shopping then just discard the bottle before I get to the till. This works better with them mini cocktail cans you can get. Like a Fanta one. I once did it with a Pepperoni but was really hungover and felt like I was in GTA with 4 police stars so I just stick to drinks now.

Providing you pay at the till you aren't doing anything wrong.

[Bjornebye]

Providing you pay at the till you aren't doing anything wrong.

 

[dennis tooth]

http://countercurrentnews.com/2015/07/cops-fail-to-arrest-man-with-superhuman-strength-who-pinned-them-down-by-their-necks/

[Hooch]

Don't think Stig's paying though.

 

Bang on that, la, but excellent FTM-ing.

[Bjornebye]

Don't think Stig's paying though.

 

Bang on that, la, but excellent FTM-ing.

 

I dont do it in independents. Just big supermarkets. Fuck them. 

[PestiRed]

I dont do it in independents. Just big supermarkets. Fuck them.

 

All those jobs lost at Tesco, that was you, you bastard

[Jim MM]

I couldn't be arsed rewinding DVDs before returning them and I don't remove USB devices safely.

[AngryOfTuebrook]

Eating hot cross buns and it's not even Good Friday. 

 

So wrong, but it feels so right.

[Bjornebye]

4 minutes ago, AngryofTuebrook said:

Eating hot cross buns and it's not even Good Friday. 

 

So wrong, but it feels so right.

One of them foods that should be acceptable all year round but most don't bother. Same with pancake day. Sprouts too. 

[Bobby Hundreds]

The Rhubarb and Custard flavoured hot cross buns from aldi are unbelievable. Didn't think I'd like them but toasted with a load if butter it's food of the gods son.

[tokyojoe]

2 hours ago, Bjornebye said:

One of them foods that should be acceptable all year round but most don't bother. Same with pancake day. Sprouts too. 

But no fucking beans!