Issue 76 Captions....

[cwoods]

Caption for Roy and Sammy picture:

 

After thousands of years, the slow process of apes becoming humans, begins to reverse...

[Stu Monty]

Allardyce's pre-match, pitch-side interview with Sky causes unsightly brawl

 

SA: "When you compare my record to some of the faiures Bolton and Blackburn have had down the years..."

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

DK: "...and then he gives me this fake contract with the wages in it halved!"

KD: "Hahahaha!" *This is awkward*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Hodgson gives Carra his, not so enlightened, views on Sian Massey

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

Kenny takes bringing back the good times a step too far?

KD: "the new LFC forward pairing...and Luis Suarez!"

LS: *He's joking...right?*

[Stu Monty]

Dalglish says Carroll still has a lot to learn

 

"That was a messy night; my head's banging. I hope I didn't do anything daft".

 

AC: "...so it's 4am, he's on the bonnet with no pants on, singing "Words" and calling me Kieth!"

LS: "And you had to call him Ronan?"

AC: "Yeah"

[goatboy59]

 

"And those cats were fast as lightening - ha!"

[sh#t waffle]

Carra was beginning to wonder whether Roy's 35 years of experience had started to catch up with him..

RH: What's that, Mr Hand? Two solid banks of four, defend deep, big man up front? It shall be done.

[Trumo]

 

At the end of the Europa League qualifier second leg against Rabotnicki, Roy Hodgson and Jamie Carragher were discussing their hopes for the Premier League season ahead as the player took a well-earned drink. The manager said he hoped to collect three points. Sadly our archivist could not find the following picture of the Liverpool manager covered in water immediately after telling the club's vice captain that this was his hope for the SEASON rather than the next match against Arsenal.

[Kevin D]

Dirk Kuyt and Kenny Dalglish soberly debate a statement from the FA affirming that both Liverpool and Manchester United will be treated by the same rules in their upcoming match.

[dave u]

Need one final push on these, going to print in the morning.

 

Don't have captions for these yet:

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

[Seanleonardart]

 

Lee : see Roberto Di Matteo is under pressure at west brom !!

 

Hodgson : ha poor bastard...lucky im safe were i am !!

[Stu Monty]

 

I think you'll find that Jules crossed that one off the list with his Pacheco double whammy.

[RedKnight]

Cheers for the caption love, Stu.

 

After years of schoolboy errors on the pitch, Dirk was forced to dress like one off it.

[dave u]

I think you'll find that Jules crossed that one off the list with his Pacheco double whammy.

 

Wasn't practical in terms of space, so I just went with the first part of it.

[Trumo]

 

RH: What is that round yellow thing Mick?

[Trumo]

 

Nightmare On Elm Street No.250 was all good to go.

[RedKnight]

Wasn't practical in terms of space, so I just went with the first part of it.

 

Devo'd.

[dave u]

Ok, got one more space left for a caption, so have a go at this one....

 

[RedKnight]

WR: I only hit him on one ear, we good?

MC: Yeah, we good.

[manwiththestick]

Ok, got one more space left for a caption, so have a go at this one....

 

 

WR: Are aye Mark, c'mon for fucks sake just tell me where you got the hair transplant.

 

MC: Don't know what you're on about Wazza; mind yourself there on that kids face.

[Guest LFD]

Easy Wayne, I can give you penalties and unjust freekicks - but less of the elbowing please. I'll let you off just this once!

[Trumo]

 

Ifithadnebinferclattenberg...

[Trumo]

 

MC: It's Hug A Ginger Day Wayne. Here, have a cuddle.

[lifetime fan]

Ok, got one more space left for a caption, so have a go at this one....

 

 

MC: Her arse was this big.

 

WR: The granny I had had an arse this big.

[Trumo]

 

Liverpool's new No9 was asked to do some visualisation exercises to aid his recovery from injury.

 

AC: #"Ah, have a pikcha of you in ma maind..."#

[Kevin D]

Torres - don't you just loathe him?