Valentine's Day

[Champ]

3 minutes ago, Tony Moanero said:

Crikey, Champ.

 

I know. I was so tempted to cop out and tell him to google it

[Captain Turdseye]

I thought it was March the 14th but good on you for treating Mr Champ a day earlier than everyone else. 

[Remmie]

It's actually 14th March Turdseye you big American. The cheek of you trying to pull me up on odds the other day. I for one am OUTRAGED. 

 

This country. 

[VladimirIlyich]

14 hours ago, Champ said:

Jeez, Matty, how long have you been around this place? 

 

Steak and a suck day, innit?

 

 

Mother's Day?

[Champ]

11 hours ago, Captain Turdseye said:

I thought it was March the 14th but good on you for treating Mr Champ a day earlier than everyone else. 

 

3 hours ago, Remmie said:

It's actually 14th March Turdseye you big American. The cheek of you trying to pull me up on odds the other day. I for one am OUTRAGED. 

 

This country. 

Of course it’s the 14th. Donut. What was I thinking about?

[Remmie]

We all know what you were thinking about Champ you mucky pirate

[Bjornebye]

[Bjornebye]

On 15/02/2019 at 17:31, Champ said:

Jeez, Matty, how long have you been around this place? 

 

Steak and a suck day, innit?

 

 

Jesus Cath 

[Carvalho Diablo]

If Philly did Valentine's cards...

 

 

[Jairzinho]

On 14/02/2019 at 11:19, Jairzinho said:

Forgot. So did she. 

 

Happy Valentines Day.

Same again.

 

Good this.

[Mook]

https://southendnewsnetwork.net/news/school-bans-valentines-day-after-six-year-old-tells-teacher-he-would-plough-her-into-next-week2/

 

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

Very happy birthday to a certain 70’s superstar that played for a certain team before heading to German Beatle Land.

[VERBAL DIARRHEA]

One for Tony.

[TheBitch]

[Dr Arthur De Sabre]

On 15/02/2019 at 02:53, Anny Road said:

Fuck all wrong with white socks.

All the modern hipster millennial pricks walking round in hi socks with trainies and thinking their cool, yet to understand they are merely copying the fashions of a mad loony from the northside of Liverpool, who never got the message first time round that it was cunty.

whats the odds anny still has a tache?