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You just went from lurker to TLW regular with that post. 3 whole posts since August. Just shut up for a minute will you.

 

My credibility has been ruined. I'll stay strong for my fans though.

 

Everything else or just me?

 

As I can't compete with TheBitch's jawline - the suave bastard - I'll have to sit back and patiently wait until your life spirals into depression, days where you do nothing but cry into spoonfuls of Häagen-Dazs, alcoholism and no strings attached sex with guys half your age before I make a move.

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My credibility has been ruined. I'll stay strong for my fans though.

 

You won't have any fans left at this rate. You were in The Beatles, you have just formed Wings. Stop now before you go frogs chorus on us.

 

As I can't compete with TheBitch's jawline - the suave bastard - I'll have to sit back and patiently wait until your life spirals into depression, days where you do nothing but cry into spoonfuls of Häagen-Dazs, alcoholism and no strings attached sex with guys half your age before I make a move.

 

I reckon if you turn up with ice cream and booze, the no strings attached sex would be a given with you.

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As I can't compete with TheBitch's jawline - the suave bastard - I'll have to sit back and patiently wait until your life spirals into depression, days where you do nothing but cry into spoonfuls of Häagen-Dazs, alcoholism and no strings attached sex with guys half your age before I make a move.

 

Half my age you say, thought you had to be 18 for this forum? How old do you think i am?

 

 

I reckon if you turn up with ice cream and booze, the no strings attached sex would be a given with you.

 

To be fair, my current drought would mean the booze could be passed on too.

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Half my age you say, thought you had to be 18 for this forum? How old do you think i am?

 

A man of sound mind never digs his own hole, m'lady.

 

With that said, I didn't imply I'd be the guy that was half your age. Gotta' let the whippersnappers get a few shakes of the rattle then bring the almost animalistic sexual aggression and maturity into play. Hopefully by this point your constant depressive state and alcoholism will have affected any judgement or inhibitions you may have left and as such I won't be held accountable for not keeping up my end of the bargain in relation to the aforementioned.

 

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As I can't compete with TheBitch's jawline - the suave bastard - I'll have to sit back and patiently wait until your life spirals into depression, days where you do nothing but cry into spoonfuls of Häagen-Dazs, alcoholism and no strings attached sex with guys half your age before I make a move.

 

Sapiosexual mentioned me. I'm honoured.

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Every time Thants posts these days I get hugely excited seeing the avatar thinking its actually iRat posting. Then I see it isn't actually him and disappointment looms.

 

Most people are disappointed when they actually read my posts.

 

I've befriended Thanos, a man of zero posts. Skill.

 

Wahay my Greek cousin.

 

μυρμήγκια ευχαριστιών

Thanos

 

See? It works in greek too.

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She wasn't exactly a lurker (100 odd posts in 12 months) but where the hell is Jasmine?

 

Don't know where she is but she's still alive according to her facebook.

 

You all would.

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Don't know where she is but she's still alive according to her facebook.

 

You all would.

 

I've got her on my Facebook already. You might be right about the last bit.

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The hardcore lurkers will use invisible mode. The ultra hardcore don't even sign up at all.

 

The professional lurker will always log in, it's like danger wanking.

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