SUAREZ and CARROLL song

[scousertony88]

songs should not mention torres or be in the 'arm band proved his was a red' tune

[Turkish Delight]

As a purely twice a year song

 

Luis woooah, Luis woooah,

He came from Uruguay,

He made the Scousers fly

[Dan]

YouTube - Mona The Vampire Theme Song / Tune In English

 

he's a uruguayan star in a liverpoool shirt!

show us yer fangs!! luis suarez!!

 

dont fuckin ask me why i remembered that program

[The Woolster]

Oh! Carol, I am but a fool,

Darling I love you tho' you treat me cruel,

You hurt me and you made me cry

But if you leave me I will surely die.

 

Darling there will never be another

Cause I love you so,

don't ever leave me,

Say you'll never go

I will always want you for my sweetheart

No matter what you do

Oh! Carol, I'm so in love with you.

 

 

too gay ?:whistle:

 

Oh Carroll, number 9 for the Pool,

He scares defenders,

And makes them look like fools.

We cheer him, as he wins another in the air,

You know he's a real man, who doesn't dye his hair.

 

You always know he's gonna score another,

And the Kop will sing his name,

He's Andy Carroll,

The best striker in the game.

He will always battle for the redmen

The boy from the Tyne

Oh-oh-oh Carroll, Liverpool's number 9

[cartman]

His ponytail proved he was a red, Carroll , Carroll

with his scouse-captain he shared a bed, Carroll, Carroll

We bought a lad hard as Stephen Carr

scores a goal , goes on Newz-Bar

Andy Carroll , Liverpools number 9!

[ctkeepercoach]

OK first:

 

STOP NAMING THE TRAITOR!

 

Second:

 

Not enough vampire references for Suarez.

 

Third:

 

There's plenty of material between vampires, biting, handballs off the line, fighting, burning shit, jail and long hair to make something at least workable....

 

Off you go.

[Jim MM]

Lu and Andy celebrate their first goal while The Kop sings the Little Britain theme.

[chorlton]

There's plenty of material between vampires, biting, handballs off the line, fighting, burning shit, jail and long hair to make something at least workable....

 

Off you go.

 

THEME FROM JAWS.

[Saucepan]

Andyyy... ANDY CARROLL !!

 

[YOUTUBE]QAVN_n0PljQ[/YOUTUBE]

 

This used to be my personal Igor Biscan shout, finally I`ll get to use it again.

Carroll even looks abit like crackett with the hair looking like a fucking racoon pelt.

[ATXRED]

Carroll needs a song that ends with

 

"...He'll headbutt Thatcher into her grave,

Andy Carroll, Liverpool's number nine."

 

Someone clever make it happen.

[RedChris]

Here's one for Suarez...to the tune of the MItchell Johnson song from the Ashes

 

He scores with his left

He scores with his right

that Luiz Suarez makes Torres look shite

[Fowlers God]

For me a song about any Liverpool player is earnt out of respect and affection from the crowd to the player and the player to the crowd. As neither of these have even played for us yet, why dont we just wait and see.

 

The right songs will be born out of the fans relationship with the player.

 

For this reason I am out!

[MOGLET]

For me a song about any Liverpool player is earnt out of respect and affection from the crowd to the player and the player to the crowd. As neither of these have even played for us yet, why dont we just wait and see.

 

The right songs will be born out of the fans relationship with the player.

 

For this reason I am out!

 

 

Very good point, but I think most are doing this as a reflex to he who left, more than anything else.

 

I cant mention his name, as it escapes me at this moment in time, Fer/Tor?? something.

 

 

Oh, got it, Judas.

[Fugitive]

Use a T'pau song. It makes sense as the singer is Carol Decker from Huyton.

 

Ghana were fucking pissed

When Suarez used his hand

Carroll will butt you bird

But it's OK cause he's a red now

Together they will be fucking mental meeeeeeeeen.

 

Suarez with his hand.

 

[YOUTUBE]PSh6SQd8UrI[/YOUTUBE]

[MOGLET]

Despite my previous reply, heres one for Carroll

 

 

 

 

OH Carroll

 

Wel-come to Liverpooool

 

You're now an adopted scouser

 

And not a north eastern wool

 

 

Oh Carroll

 

Knock the booze upon the head

 

And stay out of trouble

 

And you will be a Red

 

 

 

There will never be another

 

That cost as much as you-oooo

 

So dont sell your soul to Chavsi

 

Or you will look a fool

 

 

Etc etc etc

[cartman]

Use a T'pau song. It makes sense as the singer is Carol Decker from Huyton.

 

Ghana were fucking pissed

When Suarez used his hand

Carroll will butt you bird

But it's OK cause he's a red now

Together they will be fucking mental meeeeeeeeen.

]

 

Ha ha ha ,

[redsoxs]

IN GEODIELAND THAT'S WHERE I WAS BORN

EARLY, LORD ONE FROSTY MORN

LOOK AWAY, LOOK AWAY, LOOK AWAY GEODIELAND

 

Geordie, Geordie, hallelujah! Geordie, Geordie, hallelujah! Geordie, Geordie, hallelujah.

Carroll came marching on.

 

Sure someone can add an other versus.

Edited February 1, 2011 by redsoxs

[Fugitive]

IN GEODIELAND THAT'S WHERE I WAS BORN

EARLY, LORD ONE FROSTY MORN

LOOK AWAY, LOOK AWAY, LOOK AWAY GEODIELAND

 

Geordie, Geordie, hallelujah! Geordie, Geordie, hallelujah! Geordie, Geordie, hallelujah.

Carroll came marching on.

 

Sure someone can add an other versus.

 

I'll add something to it...

 

It's fucking abysmal.

[redsoxs]

hallelujah!

 

 

HaHahaHa

[kop77]

Sweet Carroll 9

Der der der

Good times never seemed so good

[nickjt]

You can tell by the necks he bites, he's a Red a Red, Come and Play for us King Kenny Said, Suarez Suarez, He came to Anfield from Uraguay, don't mess with him or he'll bite you Guy .... He's not Betty he's Liverpools number siete.

 

 

Oh Carrol, Was Kenny a fool? Mike Ashley let you goto Liverpool.... 35 Million, Seems like an Awful Lot, Oh Caroll you better take a shot, Caroll there will never be another, like Torres. Lets beat the Chelski and show them what you've got.

 

The above is dreadful, I don't post often, but needed to say how bad that is.

[INTORRESTING]

love sweet carroll 9 and everytime suarez gets near it the jaws tune would be classic

[Fugitive]

The above is dreadful, I don't post often, but needed to say how bad that is.

 

I missed that one. It's a fucking abortion of a song.

 

However, mine is fucking brilliant and highlights my God like genius.

[William_Ulsterman]

We always knew he was a red carroll carroll

Hes got a dirty greasy head carroll carroll

He punches birds, they burn his house

But we dont care, thats fucking scouse

Andy Caroll Liverpools Number 9!!

 

qualitaay! have some rep

[Monkey Plunkett]

To the tune of I Am The Music Man:

 

He came from Uruguay

To make the redmen smile

Oh Luis Suarez

Oh Luis Suarez

Luis Suarez

 

 

el pistolero Is a red

is a red

is a red

el pistolero is a red

is a redman

 

 

can also use 'to make united/the bitters cry' on the 2nd line