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She had a ace tweet the other day.

 

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Lying in bed watching tennis on tv.. Yes i know what you are thinking..

 

 

Haven't I had enough tennis already? But tbh i like watching it :)

 

 

Now I`m not sure about the rest of her followers, but she could not be more far off from what I was thinking when I read that first line.

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Now I`m not sure about the rest of her followers, but she could not be more far off from what I was thinking when I read that first line.

 

Were you thinking how best to statistically prove she gets into bed in a sideways or backwards motion far more often than a forward one?

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She had a ace tweet the other day.

 

22a5b0aa4b2e.jpg

 

Lying in bed watching tennis on tv.. Yes i know what you are thinking..

 

 

Haven't I had enough tennis already? But tbh i like watching it :)

 

 

Now I`m not sure about the rest of her followers, but she could not be more far off from what I was thinking when I read that first line.

 

 

Yeah, I bet she has a lovely tweet.

 

I was thinking:

 

1. Are you wearing your Liverpool shirt?

 

2. Are you wearing anything else?

 

3. Mind if I pop round?

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