idleness

[Paulie Dangerously]

I'm currently in my bed in a sleeping bag because I couldn't be arsed making my bed

 

Any similar?

[Jim MM]

I drink coffee and tea black because I couldn't be arsed going to the fridge, getting out the milk, pouring it, putting the top back on and putting it back in the fridge. And that's before you even think about sugar.

I don't tie my bootlaces (saves time untying as well).

I've cut way back on cutting the grass and cutting my hair. They're only going to grow back again.

 

There's plenty more but I couldn't be arsed.

[a stoner]

Making the bed, just fall back in it.

Washing the car, the rain will do it.

Cutting the grass, gravelled the whole fucking lot over.

Typi.....sod it

[The Midnight Rambler]

One word... I think?

 

Bedpan

[Jim MM]

Couldn't be arsed getting gravel.

[murphy]

I sometimes piss in a cup next to my bed because I can't be arsed walking the 12 foot to the toilet

[biglad]

I tend not to wipe when my next move is a shower.

[Paulie Dangerously]

I should've stated I stripped the bed before and by 'making the bed'I mean sticking the quilt cover on again and all that jazz. I'm proper warm in my sleeping bag like

[Pony Princess]

Spilt lentil bake on the kitchen floor. The cats will eat it / clean it up.

 

Get clothes out of washing machine, hang them up straight away so i don't have to iron.

 

Get stoned, turn up the heating and fall asleep bollocko on my living room rug

[jonnybastard]

I should've stated I stripped the bed before and by 'making the bed'I mean sticking the quilt cover on again and all that jazz. I'm proper warm in my sleeping bag like

 

To be fair that's not really that idle, not like some of the shitty fingered piss stinkers who replied. In fact it's more like a bit of fending for yourself until your bitch gets over her period and makes the bed. Quick tip- if she keeps up acting like a lazy cunt, give her a dig, nothing brutal, she's a girl ffs, just enough so she don't wan't another. If you are actually single then my apologies, though it's hardly suprising if your gonna slap a bitch when's she's at her 'personal' time.

[SonofJan]

I once gaffer taped two pool cues together when the remote broke

[Guest PurpleNose]

I've taken to wearing a nappy.

[lifetime fan]

Instead of walking the dog I'll often drive to the park and then hit golf balls for him to fetch.

[RJ Fan club]

I once gaffer taped two pool cues together when the remote broke

 

We use to throw things at the telly in our Uni house in the vain hope it would turn over to the right channel.

 

Teaspoons were best.

[Juniper]

Can't be arsed to turn on the computer so that I can neg you all for being lazyarses.

[Section_31]

Posted this before but I once followed through into my dressing gown while I was on here and couldn't immediately be bothered moving to clean myself up. I think the delay was between seven-ten minutes.

[lifetime fan]

Posted this before but I once followed through into my dressing gown while I was on here and couldn't immediately be bothered moving to clean myself up. I think the delay was between seven-ten minutes.

 

See the farting thread.

[She Knows It]

I phone my son when I need to speak to him rather than shouting him or going upstairs. To be fair, we live in a 3 storey house and I'm always on the ground floor and he's on the top.

[TheBitch]

I phone my son when I need to speak to him rather than shouting him or going upstairs. To be fair, we live in a 3 storey house and I'm always on the ground floor and he's on the top.

 

You go right ahead and try and justify it, SKI.

[Delmar]

I thought there would be a bit of Bertrand Russell, and some serious discussion about the praiseworthiness of idleness. However, all I get is some slackers who don't wipe their arses and are likely to start the eventual, unavoidable plague which will destroy the humankind. Or some other fools with bedbugs. Business as usual, I guess...

[Crazyhorse7778]

I phone my son when I need to speak to him rather than shouting him or going upstairs. To be fair, we live in a 3 storey house and I'm always on the ground floor and he's on the top.

 

My ma does that sometimes and we live in a bungalow.